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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!

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I usually go by I'manoob, but my preferred name is 'Supreme Noob'. And I guess one goal I have at the moment is to have my revenge on my rival: onions.

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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

Digital Art

I Made A Peaceful Fantasy World Where I Have Adventures With My Friend (44 Pics)

Animals, Needle and Thread

I Make Realistic Wool Pet Portraits That Preserve The Memory Of Beloved Companions (30 Pics)

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • upvoted 26 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

My gf before she was my gf (so friend ig?) dyed her hair brown. She said, “Ima change this, I don’t like it”, and I said, “no it’s cute, keep it”. She replied with, “ok I’ll keep it,” I said, “because I said so?”. “yeah” :)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

Tears are words that the heart can’t express.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

Tears are words that the heart can’t express.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

*in chemistry class, making pyramid-shaped foldables* Friend: it's a hat! Me: you're a hat! Other friend: "Aren't we all just hats waiting to be worn in this hat shop called life?"

Relationships

TikToker Shows How Her Now Boyfriend Sent A Google Form Before Their First Date And People Are In Awe

'Bad Science Jokes': 50 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They're Actually Good (New Pics)

or a lava cake ;)

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

my cat just jumped up on my bed o.o

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

Luckily not all ambulances that you see are emergencies in a sense that literally every second counts. They have to get to the hospital asap, but when 30 seconds or 1 minute makes no difference they will not speed or run red lights. You will know the difference from what they do. Lights on means they are in a big hurry and 2 minutes are important. Both lights and sound on means someone is in danger and literally every second counts. They are in contact with central who advises them on which routes to take. If they are waiting for a bridge that's fine. They might just be doing rounds, or transporting someone who can't safely take a bus or train, or they might even be coming back from training. No lights and sirens means there aren't any lives at stake in a few seconds

TikToker Shows How Her Now Boyfriend Sent A Google Form Before Their First Date And People Are In Awe

Graham with a plan!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

I was using one of those wall-mounted hand dryers that just blow air downwards. A co-worker spotted me and emphatically praised how I dried my hands just like him. It was such a mundane thing that the amount of spirit in his speech sticks with me almost every time I use those dryers.

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

In most cases it's because of the distraction it causes in class. The sound of the wrapper, classmates asking for some, ect.

TikToker Shows How Her Now Boyfriend Sent A Google Form Before Their First Date And People Are In Awe

lol. I like Graham.

People Whose Bosses Are Michael Scott In Real Life Share 30 Ridiculous Stories

Uh.... Jim?

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I wish my mom was that understanding XD

30 Movie Plot Twists That Probably Can’t Be Topped, According To People In This Online Group

Who else is gonna go rewatch half or all these movies/shows from this list? Me:🖐

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

I would cry too.

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

Also I'm hungry and that looks f*****g delicious. Gotta go make some breakfast.

People Who Live Alone Share 30 Underrated Advantages Of Doing So

Making your own mistakes and having nobody looking over your shoulder pointing them out :)

Food

Pro Chef Gives 24 Grocery Shopping Tips And Tricks

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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

oh my🤭

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

my necklace moved just slightly on my neck while I was looking at this image...you can just imagine the promptly horrid scream I released thinking it was that thing🙂

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

oh my🤭

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

my necklace moved just slightly on my neck while I was looking at this image...you can just imagine the promptly horrid scream I released thinking it was that thing🙂

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

yea, a family of ants lol

People Who Live Alone Share 30 Underrated Advantages Of Doing So

this!

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I wish my mom was that understanding XD

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

ha! noice👌

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I use morse code in my ASL class(cause my teacher is not deaf), and ASL in any of my speaking classes :)

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

simple and useful :)

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

wow! bravo! :O

30 Movie Plot Twists That Probably Can’t Be Topped, According To People In This Online Group

Who else is gonna go rewatch half or all these movies/shows from this list? Me:🖐

My 16 Soothing And Dreamlike 3D Landscapes

agreed

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

It kinda depends on the situation, but assuming this was during class time: It's supposed to be an "equality" thing, where the teacher didn't want to give special treatment to OP by letting them eat their candy(or anything)freely during class, and the rest of the class couldn't. Hence why the teacher tried to play the "equality" card with OP. But they outsmarted the teacher triumphantly :D

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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What Is Or Was Your Favorite Childhood Snack? (Closed)

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Meme That Killed You Instantly Looking At It

Hey Pandas, What Song Are You Obsessed With Right Now? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

Hey Pandas, What's A Skill Or Talent You've Discovered During The Covid Pandemic? (Closed)

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • submitted 16 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Dream Of Doing But Are Too Scared To Do So? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Fictional Character Would Be The Most Exciting To Meet In Real Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Use Emojis To Describe A Book, Movie, Or Show (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Were Some Of Your Childhood Fears? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Childhood Dream Job, What Inspired You, And What Job Did You End Up In? (Closed)

Pandas, What Is The Most Relatable Meme You Have Ever Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Weird Phobias? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Be Invented Already But Hasn't? (Closed)

Share A Pic Of When Someone Has Made You Feel Good On Bored Panda (Closed)

In This Crazy Time, What Is Keeping All You Pandas Calm? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Or Was Your Favorite Childhood Snack? (Closed)

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

oh my🤭

Artist Creates Comics That Involve Dark Humor, Surrealism, And Satire (30 New Pics)

my necklace moved just slightly on my neck while I was looking at this image...you can just imagine the promptly horrid scream I released thinking it was that thing🙂

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

yea, a family of ants lol

People Who Live Alone Share 30 Underrated Advantages Of Doing So

this!

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I wish my mom was that understanding XD

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

ha! noice👌

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I use morse code in my ASL class(cause my teacher is not deaf), and ASL in any of my speaking classes :)

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

simple and useful :)

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

wow! bravo! :O

30 Movie Plot Twists That Probably Can’t Be Topped, According To People In This Online Group

Who else is gonna go rewatch half or all these movies/shows from this list? Me:🖐

My 16 Soothing And Dreamlike 3D Landscapes

agreed

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

239 Of The Coolest Would You Rather Questions

Well said! :D

Nearly 77k People Found This Thread Of Random Advice Useful And These Are 30 Of The Best Bits

if you're a pancake lover, then this is technically life advice :)

Nearly 77k People Found This Thread Of Random Advice Useful And These Are 30 Of The Best Bits

nothing? not even that one dad joke you thought was genius at the time???🤔

27 "Easy Home Hacks You'll Wish You Tried Earlier," As Shared By This TikToker

So...what do you do with it then if you can't store it on its rims or upside down?? store it on its side? XD but seriously tho, is there like a special rack for them or something?

This Online Group Is Dedicated To ‘Mildly Interesting’ Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

first...it's: low-key* second, is it weird that I actually prefer the teen-translated version?? XD

Artist Pokes Fun At Toxic Masculinity, Gender Stereotypes, And More In His 30 Unapologetic Comics (New Pics)

wine slushy??🤔

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

backatya👉😎👉

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

*winces* I can feel the sharp pain of rubber bullets in my back just by looking at it.

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

An 87-Year-Old Woman Called The Police Emergency Number In Florence, Italy, Saying She Was Alone And Hungry. This Was The Result

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

Tears are words that the heart can’t express.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?

*in chemistry class, making pyramid-shaped foldables* Friend: it's a hat! Me: you're a hat! Other friend: "Aren't we all just hats waiting to be worn in this hat shop called life?"

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

They don’t make humans like they used to

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

now he's just some artist that we used to know.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Permanently (they all died)

People-Sharing-Today-I-Learned-Facts

TIL of Cain's Jawbone by Edward Powys Mathers, a 1934 mystery novel printed with its 100 pages out of order. To solve the puzzle, readers must determine the correct page order as well the names of both the six murderers and six victims. The mystery has only ever been solved by three people.