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Victor Sant'Anna

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Victor Sant'Anna • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

I Combine Photos In Photoshop To Make Surreal Scenes, Here's 35 Of Them

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My husband is a farmer. One night he asked me to pick him up after working ground and it was pretty late, around 10 o'clock. So I loaded our two girls up-then 4 & 2 and headed to the field. We get to the field and C is finishing up his last round so we had to wait for a minute. I rolled the windows down in the van and shut the engine off. After a few minutes my two year old says, "Mommy, who dat man outside?" I said, "I don't see a man, is your ken doll on the floor?" my 4 year old then piped up, "He's right outside your door and staring at you. He's scary. He has blood on his face." That's when I turned the key, rolled the windows up, locked the doors and called my husband and told him to hurry the hell up because the girls are terrified and there's apparently a scary man outside my door that I can't see but both girls are describing him and what he's doing. Thankfully C was done and heading up to the van at that moment and we left. My girls are now 5 and 7 and they both still remember that man and refuse to go to that particular field. I have to ask my MIL to watch them when I need to pick their daddy up from there.

I Combine Photos In Photoshop To Make Surreal Scenes, Here's 35 Of Them

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Victor Sant'Anna • upvoted 37 items 3 years ago

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Sitting on the toilet to pee is much more convenient, clean and hygienic. Also using a bit of toilet-paper to wipe the tip instead of shaking

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Having to buy the entire album to get one song you liked, or else wait for it to come on the radio and record it. Missing any part of the song was unacceptable, and you had to wait until it was played again.

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Sitting on the toilet to pee is much more convenient, clean and hygienic. Also using a bit of toilet-paper to wipe the tip instead of shaking

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This Cat Assembling Itself

We Got A Floater

Cat Shapes Like A Bird

Nice Legs

What In The World!

Just Two Persons Holding A Mirror

Grinch Remake

Congratulations, You Played Yourself

Despicable Me Legs

Cat Enjoying A Rock Concert

What A Beautiful Wedding Dress

Girl Scratches Her Back And It Looks Like A Horror Movie

My Cat Seems To Have Misplaced His Body Somewhere

The White Lines Are Camels And The Black Are Their Shadows

Close-Up View Of Jupiter

Just A Guy Wearing A Hoodie

I Swear There’s Four Of Us

What An Amazing View!

Man With Curly Hair About To Dive Into The Water

Dog Put His Head Inside A Doll House

Dog In The Bag

Young Girl Posing With A Bag Of Popcorn

My Smallest And Largest Hex Keys For Working On Large Injection Molding Presses

People With 'Street Smarts' Are Sharing Advice That Can Save People In Dangerous Situations (40 Tips)

As a former firefighter, I give this bonus: use the advice about the palm if you have to flee a burning building. Some will reduce visibility to almost zero. Follow the wall, ONLY touching it with the back of your hand. The fire might strip insulation of electrical wires and expose them.

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Let's say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trunk. Don't panic! Once you get your bearings, find the carpet that covers the taillight. Peel back the carpet, make a fist, punch the taillight out the back of the car, thus creating a hole in the back of the automobile, then stick your little hand out and wave to oncoming motorists to let them know that something hinky is goin' on.

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This is a niche tip, but if you ever suspect something to have an electric current, do not touch it with the palm side of your hand. It can cause your muscles to contract and not let go. Always use the backside of your hand or even better, use a blade of grass or something not too conductive.

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If I'm in an unfamiliar city, I'll explore freely every neighbourhood as long as there are women and kids around. Most mums don't hang outside with their kids if the street/area is unsafe. This worked very well for most throughout Latin America, Europe and Asia.

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Eye contact. A lone assailant will often use the element of surprise to their advantage. If you’re walking alone and someone is following you, make eye contact to let them know that you are aware of them. This will often dissuade them from attacking. This tactic has worked for me in the past.

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If you're driving and hit black ice just take foot OFF GAS BUT DON'T BREAK until the slide stops.

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Adults DO NOT ask children for help.

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Don’t ever tell the cab driver you don’t know where you’re going.

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If you're walking and someone approaches, don't break stride. You can carry on a conversation while walking, but people who are looking to proselytize, sell you something, or mug you will want you to slow or stop to address them. If they want to chat, make them keep up with you. You can even tell them that you're in a rush but would love to talk and walk. They'll likely find someone more stationary, because if you can make a person slow, you can make them stop. If you can make them stop, you've already adjusted their priorities and placed yourself at the top. It's a subtle power game. Keep going where you're going, and you retain your power. Stop and cat, and you've given it up and opened yourself to possible problems.

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Street smarts to give your kids: if you get lost, find the closest adult with kids. I saw this in action once at Disneyland when a 4 year old kid approached me and my kiddos while we were eating. She joined us very calmly, introduced herself, and said her parents gave her the above advice. I heard her parents shouting her name not long after, and the relief on their faces was a sight.

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Victor Sant'Anna • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

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Victor Sant'Anna • upvoted 18 items 3 years ago

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Sitting on the toilet to pee is much more convenient, clean and hygienic. Also using a bit of toilet-paper to wipe the tip instead of shaking

Victor Sant'Anna

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I Combine Photos In Photoshop To Make Surreal Scenes, Here's 35 Of Them

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I Combine Photos In Photoshop To Make Surreal Scenes, Here's 35 Of Them

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Woman Adopts Elderly Dog From Shelter And Finds Out It's Actually Her Lost Childhood Puppy

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