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Sojourner
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Aw, nah! Just your average Discord person and AI art fan. Yes, I use reddit, but only sometimes. If you see my pfp: it's AI art. only the good stuff though.
Sojourner • commented on 22 posts 1 month ago
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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Sojourner • upvoted 15 items 1 month ago
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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Sojourner • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago
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I went to one where the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages showed up and danced with everyone. I was 7 months pregnant, dancing with the bratwurst.
Another one, literally everyone over 13 was drunk as a skunk, and during “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” a dude took off his shirt and got down on all fours and started trotting around the dance floor like a horse, complete with bucking. Then this girl hopped on his back and he literally gave her a horsey ride until she fell off. Upon which the bride’s 400-ish pound father hopped on dude’s back, and dude KEPT GOING.
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I worked a wedding at a country club outside of Chicago where the bride got SUPER drunk even before dinner and ended up peeing herself IN her wedding dress. Then something happened with her dad (an argument? Or he was sick? I don’t remember) but he left the wedding during dinner. She had to do the “father daughter dance” with her mom and was in tears the whole time. The bride ended up leaving the wedding before my coverage even ended.
craziest-things-happened-wedding
I went to one where the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages showed up and danced with everyone. I was 7 months pregnant, dancing with the bratwurst.
Another one, literally everyone over 13 was drunk as a skunk, and during “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” a dude took off his shirt and got down on all fours and started trotting around the dance floor like a horse, complete with bucking. Then this girl hopped on his back and he literally gave her a horsey ride until she fell off. Upon which the bride’s 400-ish pound father hopped on dude’s back, and dude KEPT GOING.
_BoatyMcBoatFace reply
I worked a wedding at a country club outside of Chicago where the bride got SUPER drunk even before dinner and ended up peeing herself IN her wedding dress. Then something happened with her dad (an argument? Or he was sick? I don’t remember) but he left the wedding during dinner. She had to do the “father daughter dance” with her mom and was in tears the whole time. The bride ended up leaving the wedding before my coverage even ended.
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“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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Cut A Nerve And Lost 1/3 Mobility In My Finger. This Frankenstein Prosthetic My Dad And I Made Helps Me Regain Most Of It Back
I Got My GF A New Bike Helmet, My Brother-In-Law Got Her A Drake Face-Print Balaclava And Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character
Every Year My Family Does A Secret Santa And Secret Satan And My Brother-In-Law Has Had Me For Satan For The Past Four Years Straight
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My Sister Used To Have A Mean Husband That Treated Their Son Horribly, 4 Years Later I Can Say Her New Husband And My Brother In Law Is Pretty Awesome Just By What He Puts In My Nephew's Lunch Each Day
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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