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Ducking_Mad

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Ducking_Mad • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

Wait I think I accidentally posted a comment like this twice 😂 my account signed me out and I signed back in but I didn’t know it saved my comment

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

Omg I felt the “All toilets in house flushed” item on the initial list 🤣 I live in a house with two brothers and the flushing does NOT happen enough in the bathroom 😂

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

Wait I think I accidentally posted a comment like this twice 😂 my account signed me out and I signed back in but I didn’t know it saved my comment

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

Omg I felt the “All toilets in house flushed” item on the initial list 🤣 I live in a house with two brothers and the flushing does NOT happen enough in the bathroom 😂

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

Omg i felt the “all the toilets in the house flushed one” lmao i have two brothers and this seriously needs to get done more in our house 😂

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Ducking_Mad • commented on 13 posts 11 months ago

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

Mars duplicated! 😂

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

Hell snow 😂

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

I…what? 😂

“We Can Use Fewer Idiots In The World”: 40 Cases Of Mass Stupidity That Prove People Are Dumb

I respect people’s desire to practice a religion. What I have a problem with is when they try to get me to practice that religion as well, or when their religion discriminates against people.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Damn those burritos

I Am A Photographer Who Created 16 Portraits Of Adoptable Cats Living In Their Dream Houses In Photoshop

How is this cat not adopted yet? He’s beautiful and any cat who likes plants is perfect in my book!

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing That You Have No Regrets About?

YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PANDA!!!!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Holiday Decoration? (Closed)

I love the tree and the dog

Hey Pandas, Share Pictures Of Your Sleepy Animals (Closed)

I feel like that’s common among cats lol! Like my friend’s cat absolutely hates getting into a carrier but will gladly squeeze herself into tiny cardboard box…

Hey Pandas, Share Pictures Of Your Sleepy Animals (Closed)

First of all your dog is adorable but also I love your socks!

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Ducking_Mad • upvoted 16 items 11 months ago

30 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

They call it high fashion because it only looks fashionable when you're high.

anon reply

Honestly, the fact that people feel pressured to throw this massive, expensive extravaganza. Bring back the backyard weddings with a chill cookout.

30 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

They call it high fashion because it only looks fashionable when you're high.

anon reply

Honestly, the fact that people feel pressured to throw this massive, expensive extravaganza. Bring back the backyard weddings with a chill cookout.

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

I would totally wear that.

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

Avoiding covid, one chug at a time. /S

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

Do the Forest Gump quote about the chocolate box but change the words so we don't get sued. /S

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

That I was playing with my parts by “petting the dog” because I’m a Jazz master???

Gilgamesh-Enkidu reply

Anti-vaxxers by far. I find it rather ironic that people can discount things like vaccines because vaccines have created a world where kids aren't dying left and right from childhood illnesses. I am not aware of any antivaxxers existing when the Polio vaccine came out because Polio was a horror show.

RayAnselmo reply

70 million people in the US voted for a completely unqualified person for President - TWICE.

john_jdm reply

Probably get downvoted to hell for it, but widespread continued use of single-use plastics. It's insane. We know these things end up in the oceans and in the food chain (and therefore inside us) but we keep using them all the same. Future generations are going to hate us for this.