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SR • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Appropriate to have Maybe Baby right after the Party Sticks..........

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

OP needs to turn in their CCH Card- Compassionate Civil Human. The true sign of failing at life.

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Appropriate to have Maybe Baby right after the Party Sticks..........

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

OP needs to turn in their CCH Card- Compassionate Civil Human. The true sign of failing at life.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Definitely! I could practically feel the spit flying out of his mouth as he yells his masculinity manifesto!

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Now they design popular video games and earn more money than you'll ever see.

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SR • upvoted 36 items 1 year ago

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

It's in Celsius so it's easier than Fahrenheit since the difference between a single degrees is much larger.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

And they wonder why they’re still single? This is the reddest of flags, my dude.

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

It's in Celsius so it's easier than Fahrenheit since the difference between a single degrees is much larger.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

And they wonder why they’re still single? This is the reddest of flags, my dude.

"Internet Gold": 50 Times People Came Across Something So Hilarious or Unusual, They Just Had to Screenshot it

This is very dark but entirely justified.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

So you're saying that people with disabilities that would easily or completely be solved by just using an automatic should have a much harder time getting a driving license?

"Internet Gold": 50 Times People Came Across Something So Hilarious or Unusual, They Just Had to Screenshot it

Damn onion cutting ninjas!

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

They have these in France and Switzerland too. The one in our village ( St.Genis Pouilly) moos when it is done dispensing the chosen amount of milk.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Disagree. Buns are great

"Internet Gold": 50 Times People Came Across Something So Hilarious or Unusual, They Just Had to Screenshot it

Why is that "MY" so aggressive?

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Where I live in germany you are more likely to find a meat or cheese vending machine than an atm

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

They don't taste as good as the fatty foods.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Yeah, it sounds like the only fighting this guy is doing is choking his chicken to death and the urge to do it for the 9th time today.

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

And if it's a boy you can name him Capri Son😁I'll see myself out...

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

So if i don't fish, I'm a movie star comedian

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

These guys are going to faint when they find out fire trucks are automatic.

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

A train and a book, the perfect combination.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Wait, I thought real men were supposed to have beards, and that shaving was "gay"! Now they say to use straight shavers, and an e-book! Aren't e-books "gay" too? I'm really confused now on how to be a real man! It's making me giddy!

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

I got a mailbox.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

I found my new hero

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

This actually pisses me off. My dad was naturally blonde. He was Swedish by genetics/heritage. He was a good man and a great father. Eff you and your idiotic, nonsensical prejudices, Emmy.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

What if mom has a beard?

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Urgh, most of these type of sauces just taste like corn syrup and capsaicin with liquid smoke flavour.

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

This. Was. Everywhere. I went to Germany towards the end of the pandemic (not saying it’s over) these were in all airports, shops, streets etc

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Oh, this is sweet, it includes trans people who have decided not to stop this

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Also like a "real man" you won't know what killed you as you don't clean your windows.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Have people who post this stuff actually worn a suit and tie for over 8 hours a day? I hate ties with a passion

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Ok, as my flight was delayed 3hrs one time, this machine saved my life (sorry CPR guy)

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Thankfully my mom raised me to be respectful.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Why is it, that so many of this post, try to offend men by comparing them to women? Like, F you! The misogyny is crazy high.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Because REAL MEN kill the earth like they do

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

My old man back appreciates the soothing warmth

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Got mine for free at CVS

30 Times People Hilariously Failed In The Kitchen, As Shared In This Online Group

I'm getting some serious Kramer vibes here 😂

30 Times People Hilariously Failed In The Kitchen, As Shared In This Online Group

We always cook the turkey, or any large chicken upside down for most of the roasting. We 'flip the bird' for the last half hour or so, or 10 minutes for the chicken, so it can brown nicely. It's fun to announce 'Time to flip the bird!' because it's a 2-person job.

Yeah Screw Modern Safety Regulations!! I'd Rather Die An Unrecognizable Heap Of Flesh Tangled In A 2 Ton Machine Than Risk My Masculinity Being Questioned!

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I Can’t Even Begin

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SR • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, How Pathetic Is Your Life?

SR • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Character Names I Could Use In My Book?

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character In One Or Two Sentences And Let People Guess Who It Is

Hey Pandas, How Do You Work On Your Mental Health?

SR • submitted 2 list additions 6 years ago

Hey Pandas! Share Weird Things That You Collect

SR • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Appropriate to have Maybe Baby right after the Party Sticks..........

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

OP needs to turn in their CCH Card- Compassionate Civil Human. The true sign of failing at life.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Definitely! I could practically feel the spit flying out of his mouth as he yells his masculinity manifesto!

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Now they design popular video games and earn more money than you'll ever see.

This 'Catographer' Takes Funny Pictures Of Cats That Might Make You Laugh (50 Pics)

So over it all.

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

Good day so far, thanks for the nice comment. Your weird little life is an amazing journey, you will make progress towards happiness though it may take time and there will be rough spots. You can do it.

45 Painfully Cringe Moments When People Thought They Knew Better, But Embarrassed Themselves Instead, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Meant for each other!

45 Painfully Cringe Moments When People Thought They Knew Better, But Embarrassed Themselves Instead, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

So da comment caught your attention!

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

I've seen plenty of deep sea charter fishing boats with spiders in sunglasses casting for halibut or tuna. You should see those little arms/legs whirling when reeling one in. And they spin their own fishing nets!

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Compensating for something.

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I told the barber just a little of the top.

30 Times People Tried To Get Beautiful Bird Pics But It Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Silly String bird.

30 Of The Worst And Funniest Kitchen Fails, As Shared In This Online Community

Deconstructed sushi.

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

He always wanted to be the rear driver on a ladder fire truck.

"Underrated Comments": 30 Hilarious And Underrated Comments That Were Too Good Not To Share

Texas. The foreign invaders would be loaded on buses before they could do a thing and dumped in front of Kamala Harris's house.

"Underrated Comments": 30 Hilarious And Underrated Comments That Were Too Good Not To Share

Playing Oregon Trail years ago (Baby Boomer here) and no matter what I took with me I was dead before even leaving town.

Turns Out, There’s A Facebook Page With 390K Followers Called ‘Adult Problems’, And Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts

Oh, but that's the American way- all bow down to rampant greed on the part of big companies.

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

Butt that makes it so much easier to buy gifts for him- head over to the lingerie department.

50 Times Cats Cracked Their Owners Up By Acting Like Total Weirdos, As Shared On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

Cat wants you to play Grateful Dead or Pink Floyd for it.

50 Times Cats Cracked Their Owners Up By Acting Like Total Weirdos, As Shared On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

Yeah what the hell?? You won't see me spending money on something like that!

SR • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

humanregularbeing reply

First time cooking a ham, thought fresh pineapple would be better than canned. BIG mistake. Turns out fresh has an enzyme that turns ham to literal mush with no flavor and the consistency of fat you want to spit out. Canning somehow eliminates the effect. Who would have thought? Lucky I even looked it up, or would have attributed the phenomenon to a bad ham or something, and made the same mistake the next time. So only use canned pineapple on ham!

30 Times People Hilariously Failed In The Kitchen, As Shared In This Online Group

I'm getting some serious Kramer vibes here 😂

Sonnenblumentag reply

OK so had chicken breasts but had nothing to coat them in at all. Realized I had Wasabi peas so I made them into a powder and coated the chicken breasts. It did not taste like Wasabi deliciousness. It was heinous and tasted/looked like a Shrek s**t.

limeinthecoconut4 reply

Baking thanksgiving turkey upside down… it was an accident but it was also the juiciest turkey I’ve had, makes sense if you think about it. The brown fatty meat on top cooks and drips down to the dryer white meat essentially basting itself