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What is up! I am a pansexual potato, and a delicious demi girl. We Stan peridot.

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Bad puns and finger guns • upvoted 40 items 3 years ago

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

You were 16! It's not weird at all. It might have been had you been 46! :-D

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

Every girl who thinks she's not like other girls should question what sort of misogyny she internalized that got her thinking that it's bad to be "like other girls." Be you, kid. "Other girls" are more than the stereotypes too.

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

You were 16! It's not weird at all. It might have been had you been 46! :-D

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

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Unhealthily obese pets. You took a warrior and domesticated it! They aren't happy if they're fat! They just eat on instinct! Stop inadvertently hurting the beings that love us unconditionally!

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having unsocial and aggressive dogs, and not leashing or otherwise controlling them

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Kids doing animal abuse. Stop it with, "they are just kids they don't know any better"

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The idea that a woman can slap a man if she's angry at him, but a man should never hit a woman regardless of the circumstances. The former is assault - hitting people who aren't already involved in a physical altercation is never OK, regardless of the circumstances. The latter ties into that; if you are being attacked, the level of force you use in defence should be dependent on the danger you are in, which has almost nothing to do with the sex of your attacker. Both of these rely on the tired and sexist trope that women are meek little does who have not the physical strength nor moral turpitude to commit violence against the big, strong, tough men. They normalize assault and abuse and accordingly belong in the dustbin of history.

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Kids beauty pageants.

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Having to respect a damaging point of view because it's part of someone's religion. No, I don't have to respect your belief that women are inferior or that LGTBQ+ people shouldn't have rights because your religion tells you to believe that. It's a bad point of view.

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Alcoholic moms. No, you don’t NEED to bring wine to your daughters soccer game. It’s not quirky. It’s awful. Wine mom stuff on social media only strengthens it and makes it more popular.

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Married couples disliking one another. Normalizing abusive and toxic elements in marriage is lame, bro.

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Bragging about getting less than 6 hours of sleep.

50 Of The Funniest Cake Fails

Valentine cake for your homie

People In This Online Group Name 30 Brands And Organizations That Not Everyone Recognizes Are A Cult

Tell me you never got picked for a role in a high school play without saying you never got picked for a role in a high school play.

35 Of The Funniest Girl And Woman Memes Posted By This Instagram Page

So often! Are (most) guys usually only treated nicely when flirting that they associate those two together? Or is niceness super attractive to guys? So many questions...

People In This Online Group Name 30 Brands And Organizations That Not Everyone Recognizes Are A Cult

The most un-American people in our country. An entire party of "me me me." They don't want to help anyone and they also don't want anyone else to help anyone either. They claim welfare but they don't want it for anyone else. And they can't keep their noses out of our GD private parts! The Trump Trash are truly the embarrassment of our entire country.

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I don't quite know how to explain in, but once a fandom reaches a certain point, it's almost embarrassing to admit that you like the show/movie/book/etc because you automatically get lumped in with the super cringe and toxic portion.

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50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

Sorry but this one just doesn't really hit. Women wear makeup for a variety of reasons and some of us elect NOT to wear it. As for video games, you're never too "grown" for them! :)

People Are Sharing 40 Things That Aren't Socially Acceptable For No Reason Whatsoever

Yeah why is people so obsessed with female nipples? You can see guys nipples all the time through tshirts but if a womans are obvious its the end of the world.

30 Times People Thought They Were Making A Statement But Owned Themselves

*does sad trombone american noises*

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

I've corrected your text for you: They can be bad actors, bad dancers, bad influences, bad therapists, bad doctors, bad dermatologists, bad politicians etc.

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

Oh no, another mediocre man doesn't like my opinion! How ever shall I live? Oh right by not giving a f**k about what human panty waste thinks

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

La garbage

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Bad puns and finger guns • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Draw Your Fursona!

Bad puns and finger guns • submitted 15 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Funniest Thing You Ever Said To Your Crush? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You React To Homophobia? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Draw Something Colorful To Show Your Support For The Lgbtq Community (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Common Thing Do You Appreciate More Since The Pandemic? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Annoying Thing Your Sibling Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Sexist, Racist, Or Homophobic Thing You’ve Seen Recently? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Draw Your Fursona!

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Hey Pandas, Post Weird Things Your Pet Does While Sleeping (Closed)

Bad puns and finger guns • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

People Are Revealing 50 Things That Are Scams

#bringbackvine

People Are Revealing 50 Things That Are Scams

It started off fun, but it’s actually raised me and my friends’ (we’re teens) depression through the roof. I can’t even explain why it’s so toxic, I just feel sick being on that app

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*LGBTQ

40 Signs That Raise More Questions Than Answers, As Posted On This Facebook Group

That’s the simp emoji LOL

40 Signs That Raise More Questions Than Answers, As Posted On This Facebook Group

Teach fish man, to a lifetime. Words to remember

30 Satisfying Times Anti-Vaxxers Got Roasted (New Pics)

Just ask that guy on Facebook!

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Jokes about school shootings are not funny.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Yep, Christmas and Easter celebrate George Floyd.

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

I’m lucky, I live in Eugene

“I Am The Chosen One But I Hate It”: People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Annoying Book Tropes

Team rocket (but the trope works for them)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

No 😂 but I Stan Grunkle Stan too

People From The LGBTQ+ Community Laugh At "Homophobic Culture" By Sharing The Worst Posts They've Seen (50 Pics)

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People From The LGBTQ+ Community Laugh At "Homophobic Culture" By Sharing The Worst Posts They've Seen (50 Pics)

OOOOOHHHHHH SIS

35 Times Companies And People Tried To Appeal To The Youth And Failed Miserably

W-what

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

“Choices” mhm nope

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

I’m homeschooled and my family is atheist! It’s not just religious wackos!

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

Being anti racist doesn’t mean you can just yell “I hate white people!” That does literally nothing 😂

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

I’m pretty sure the most common enby stereotype is that you have to look completely in between masc and fem

Person Online Asks "Which Actor Crushed A Role So Hard That Nobody Else Will Be Able To Live Up To It?", 50 People Deliver

I do what I want -Ron Swanson

50 Times Homophobes Spread Their Hate Online And Were Shut Down By These Epic Comebacks (New Pics)

Disney where are you?

Bad puns and finger guns • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

30 Of The Funniest Memes And Tweets To Kick Off Pride Month

I agree. A lot of schools including mine have 'gay organizations' which does not make people who are LGBTQ+ feel valued or normal, in fact it makes us feel like we are something for people too see, to put on display. It's shoved down our throats that straight people UndERsTAnD but what you're doing is making being not straight abnormal, which in turn makes it harder for me to come out too people as they might treat me differently. I think it's ok to joke about it, but in the same way you would joke about a straight person.

30 Of The Funniest Memes And Tweets To Kick Off Pride Month

It's better than nothing I think. Probably because I love rainbows tho

30 Of The Funniest Memes And Tweets To Kick Off Pride Month

Veterans get gratitude and praise (which they usually deserve). Gays get bullied, rejected, discriminated against, and sometimes murdered. One month is not enough.

Bad puns and finger guns • upvoted 17 items 3 years ago

50 Of The Funniest Cake Fails

Valentine cake for your homie

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

You were 16! It's not weird at all. It might have been had you been 46! :-D

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

People Are Sharing 40 Things We Are Still Normalizing But Need To Stop

I’m allowed to hate both criminals and criminal police.

People Are Sharing 40 Things We Are Still Normalizing But Need To Stop

You said it perfectly. The “good cops” either ignore or hide the bad behaviours, they are obviously not good.

People Are Sharing 40 Things We Are Still Normalizing But Need To Stop

Agreed! But unfortunately the post about supposedly "promoting" obesity is far higher up... 🤔

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Bragging about getting less than 6 hours of sleep.

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Unhealthily obese pets. You took a warrior and domesticated it! They aren't happy if they're fat! They just eat on instinct! Stop inadvertently hurting the beings that love us unconditionally!

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having unsocial and aggressive dogs, and not leashing or otherwise controlling them

People Are Sharing 40 Things We Are Still Normalizing But Need To Stop

Like the jokes about men being “chained” when they decide to marry. Then don’t f*****g marry. If I was the girlfriend In would be furious

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Married couples disliking one another. Normalizing abusive and toxic elements in marriage is lame, bro.

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Alcoholic moms. No, you don’t NEED to bring wine to your daughters soccer game. It’s not quirky. It’s awful. Wine mom stuff on social media only strengthens it and makes it more popular.