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Stannous Flouride

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Stannous Flouride • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

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50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Oh goodie! A TB epidemic!

30 Weird, Ridiculous, And Purely Infuriating Things Spotted At Local Pharmacies

Contact your government's health board. These kind of mistakes can kill. If they don't respond, contact a reputable media source. Keep everything for proof!

“He Turned Red, He Spit, He Coughed”: Entitled Son Learns The Hard Way Not To Cross Mom

Not really, TBH. Needed more suspense, more drama. An AI would probably have done it better than this.

“He Turned Red, He Spit, He Coughed”: Entitled Son Learns The Hard Way Not To Cross Mom

“My brother and I were incredibly picky eaters as kids”: I’ll bet you’re not now, are you? I, too, was crazy-picky; I didn’t even TRY the fresh mushrooms, asparagus, or other fresh things I picked for my family. I hate myself now. (Fresh mushrooms?! I COULDA HAD FRESH MUSHROOMS!!!) Thank cow most of us grow out of it. (I never tried my mom’s cheesecake, either! I heard “cheese” and imagined Kraft singles. First time I had cheesecake, I was 36. I kicked my a*s around the block for not having eaten hers. What little 🫏🕳️s we can be when we’re young, huh?)

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

That'll do, pig.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

The answer is uranium

30 Weird, Ridiculous, And Purely Infuriating Things Spotted At Local Pharmacies

Drive through the wall

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

I read that in David Attenborough’s voice.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

If at first you don’t suck seed…….cry cry again.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Egg drop soup? In to the soup?

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Ya gotta pay your dues. Start with bottle rockets and work your way up.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

All newborns are ugly. Except mine. 😉

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

And it won’t even make a dent. 😳

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

In England, lettuce is woke. Explains a lot

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

I’ll take two.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Now that's funny.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

🧦 on a 🐓

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Ya gotta do whatcha gotta do! 🍼

"I Was Honestly Dumbfounded": Person Takes Back Crocheted Blanket After SIL’s Remarks

If that SIL has kids, she is probably going to end up forcing them to be “perfect”

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Bride From $59 Million “Wedding Of The Century” Reveals Pregnancy As Husband Faces Life In Prison

People like this aren't going to give the money to charity so better they spend it on whatever ridiculous s**t they want than to hoard it. At least the money goes back into the economy.

New Mom Deeply Upset With MIL, Calls Her Out For Wanting To Claim Newborn Baby As Hers

That would stick with me too. She should have said "taken". More seriously - this is unhinged. Did she want more children and not have them for some reason? Her son needs to have a stern word.

Bride From $59 Million “Wedding Of The Century” Reveals Pregnancy As Husband Faces Life In Prison

People like this aren't going to give the money to charity so better they spend it on whatever ridiculous s**t they want than to hoard it. At least the money goes back into the economy.

New Mom Deeply Upset With MIL, Calls Her Out For Wanting To Claim Newborn Baby As Hers

That would stick with me too. She should have said "taken". More seriously - this is unhinged. Did she want more children and not have them for some reason? Her son needs to have a stern word.

"I Was Honestly Dumbfounded": Person Takes Back Crocheted Blanket After SIL’s Remarks

I was actually shocked to see YTA comments 😳 How could anyone think criticism, however it is worded is the proper response to a gift?! If a gift recipient is more concerned with finding fault than being grateful, I do not believe the mistakes made were, as one YTA phrased it: ".....so glaringly obvious that someone who does not crochet can find them......" I feel the gift recipient is just rude. Rather than engage in discussion, my response would be: In this country we say "Thank you."

"I Was Honestly Dumbfounded": Person Takes Back Crocheted Blanket After SIL’s Remarks

The YTA's on this one really annoy me as someone who both crochets and knits. Often if you're working on a large crochet or knitting project you don't notice that you've made an error until much later when you can see the whole thing. Especially if it's just a colour change in the wrong place, something that doesn't affect shape or stitch counts. To fix an error at the start you're basically having to unravel everything and start again. Something tiny that you don't notice until you search for it is not a problem. The recipient is being ungrateful of the time, effort and skill that's gone into the gift.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Cos that's what the billionaires encourage them to do

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Soon to be known as the "Luigi Defense"

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

I f*****g love AOC

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

The world would be so much funnier if people like this just got automatically deported. If I was in charge I'd make that a rule for a laugh. I remember before the Brexit vote seeing people on the news with clearly non-English accents saying they shouldn't let any more of those foreigners in. lmao

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Isn't that where the bags go? Or are they just going to duct tape you to the wing now?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

It's male reproductive rights so of course it will be more important than women's rights 😔😑

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Stannous Flouride • upvoted 5 items 5 days ago

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

And this us why " why dobt the women just leave" statement are ludicrius. If he could do that to an infant... Fear, they dont leave out of fear. And dont talk about restraining orders cause the cops have to be faster than the abuser.

Funny, Jokes

50 Painfully Relatable Posts That Show What Being In Your 40s Is Really Like (New Pics)

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Funny, Jokes

50 Painfully Relatable Posts That Show What Being In Your 40s Is Really Like (New Pics)

And you have to be REALLY careful when you sneeze, because you might just pee yourself a little when you do. Friends, if you have a uterus, do your kegels! XD

50 Painfully Relatable Posts That Show What Being In Your 40s Is Really Like (New Pics)

I got this one beat. I remember fourth grade, at the end of the school year, everyone was walking around with our yearbooks getting our teachers and classmates to sign them. I was (unsurprisingly) already the weird and socially awkward Lakota you all know and love today. Only my teachers had signed my yearbook. I had no friends. Suddenly, the most popular (and cutest) boy in class walked right up to me, making eye contact with me, and I grabbed his yearbook right out of his hands and started to sign it, absolutely awash in excitement that the Popular Kid wanted ME to sign his yearbook. He looked really confused and said "Oh, uh, I actually just wanted to know if you knew where Lucas is." (Lucas was his best friend.) He hadn't wanted me to sign his yearbook at all. I was 10 years old. I will be turning 43 next month. I have never forgotten the searing embarrassment of that moment. Ryan, if you're out there, and you remember Chia Pet Girl, thank you for being kind about it afterwards XD

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Well, remember what Jesus said about abortion. Absolutely nothing.

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Hey Pandas, How'd You Come Up With Your BP Username?

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Hey Pandas, Post A Beach Picture

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Hey Pandas, How Many Languages Do You Know, And Which Ones?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Own? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Done? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Nicest Thing You Have Ever Done? (Closed)

What Is The Most Traumatic Thing That's Happened To You? (Ended)

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Stephen Hawking Dies At 76, And Here's How The Internet Responds

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Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

192 Things People Don’t Realise You’re Doing Because Of Your Depression

Stannous Flouride • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Lebensraum.

30 Weird, Ridiculous, And Purely Infuriating Things Spotted At Local Pharmacies

Probably a commentary on the "pink tax." The higher prices of things that are identical (razors, deodorants, etc.) but cost more when marketed to women.

“We Never Went Back”: 30 Reasons That Made People Ditch A Company For Good

I fly other national (i.e., non-US) carriers and have been very satisfied.

Stannous Flouride • commented on 17 posts 1 week ago

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

Saw he's moving into "health" care/insurance now.

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

So THAT'S how it happens!

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

Old tradition in the US too.

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

For those who may not be familiar with it, it's a reference to the aphorism, "That's as useful as a chocolate teapot."

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

After running it out of ink.

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

Do you plant them in round holes or square ones? Apparently that's the trick. In a round hole the roots follow the path of least resistance and grow in a circle until they become root-bound and die. In a square one they don't.

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

Pat Robertson said that same-sex marriage would lead to people having sex with them, so Garfunkel & Oates made this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

O. Henry vibes.

40 Embarrassing Or Suspicious Moments That People Swore Weren’t What They Seemed

Everybody RSVP's, gets dressed up, brings a bottle of wine, opens the door and says "Hi" to the host, and then leaves.

“Within A Month I’d Moved Out”: 37 Reasons People Divorced After Less Than 3 Months Of Marriage

They think that ring is a shackle.

“Within A Month I’d Moved Out”: 37 Reasons People Divorced After Less Than 3 Months Of Marriage

Servants get paid.

“Within A Month I’d Moved Out”: 37 Reasons People Divorced After Less Than 3 Months Of Marriage

"Hell hath no fury..."

50 Times Designers Deserved A Raise For Their Genius Ideas (New Pics)

Fun fact: Halcyon refers to kingfishers.

“Created His Own Church”: 30 Of The Biggest “Go To Hell” Moves From History

If it wasn't for the French we 'Murricans would still be stuck speaking English.

“Created His Own Church”: 30 Of The Biggest “Go To Hell” Moves From History

"Kind of"??

“Created His Own Church”: 30 Of The Biggest “Go To Hell” Moves From History

Cut off at the end was his aside to an aide: "And we'll fight them with the butt ends of broken beer bottles because that's bloody well all we've got!"

“Created His Own Church”: 30 Of The Biggest “Go To Hell” Moves From History

They also believe that if there's a God, it's just as likely to speak through a woman as a man. Weirdos.

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35 Times People Encountered Such Over-Designed Things, They Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

Um… is the one on the left shrugging shoulders, or indicating big boobs? And is the one on the right supposed to be hands on hips, or a penis with testicles? I HAVE QUESTIONS! 🤣

35 Times People Encountered Such Over-Designed Things, They Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

But officer, I thought I was driving at Bear and have no idea how I started going Kangaroo.

35 Times People Encountered Such Over-Designed Things, They Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

These cars are awesome especially considering they were built for consumers of post war Europe as demand grew for inexpensive personal vehicles. The Suez Crisis cause a surge in oil prices and these efficient vehicles offered an economical way for people to travel. Other unique microcars of the period include the Kleinschnittger F125, Daihatsu Bee, Heinkel Kabine, Peel p50, and the Messerschmitt KR200,

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

she was an astronomer, but this story didn't happen. the director's wife recommended that he hire her, so he did. at first, fleming started out with administrative work, but the director himself formally invited her to join the observatory, teaching her how to identify stars and the like. she was one of the founding members of the harvard computers, a group of all-female "human computers" who were hired to perform observatory duties (including discovering and classifying stars).

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

And that Hera was Hercules' loving mother. Or that she was his mother in the first place.

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Unpossible!

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Arab historians: Cleopatra had one of the greatest libraries and was one of the smartest people of her time and one of the most intelligent women ever. It's only Western history who focused on the beauty. Makes you think.

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

And take you with me --Scottish literature

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

He also went gold digging in Klondike, worked as a cowboy, was hit by a lightning, was accused of cowardice for being among the few surviving officers for the Titanic, brought significant information to the inquiry, survived the wrecking of another ship (the Oceanic), while commanding a destroyer engaged in a firefight with a Zeppelin, survived sinking of his second command (a mid-sized destroyer), rammed a submarine, committed war crimes shooting survivors of the sinking, run unsanctioned scouting missions of enemy ports, brought spies to Germany, participated in the Dunkirk evacuation, and died as a consequence of the Great Smog of London. If there is anyone deserving a "six seasons and a movie" TV show, it's this guy

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Hey Elon, you got a minute?

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Pity they didn't have someone like Jimmy Carter around to negotiate a peace treaty instead of allowing the war to escalate

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

I can hear the woo Karen’s and bleach enema Ken’s already in the distance

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Probably part of the reason they rebelled and left the Empire a few years after the war.

Where’s The Love?

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Those that don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Those that do study history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it.

I See What U Did There

Major W

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Well, remember what Jesus said about abortion. Absolutely nothing.

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My aunt talked my cousin out of an abortion (not her kid, just her niece) and it *f****d* my cousin's life up. She lost the kid, ended up on all the d***s and spent a while in jail. She's got her s**t back on track at this point but she was headed somewhere until that f*****g meddling holy roller got involved.

My family doesn't talk about it, but I sure do. Every time I see that Aunt. She can f*****g rot in hell and I will never let her forget what she did to my cousin- we were thick as thieves. It's been thirty years and my rage still burns white hot.

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