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Stannous Flouride

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Stannous Flouride • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Blue.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

There's a video of Rick Astley getting rickrolled. He takes it well.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Blue.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

There's a video of Rick Astley getting rickrolled. He takes it well.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

On my walking tour I mention a guy named Adolph Spreckels (a 19th century California sugar magnate & philanthropist) and add, "That name really seems to have fallen out of fashion for some reason. I wonder why."

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

FYI: SMORES is a legal Scrabble word.

29 Folks Who Resigned From Their Toxic Workplaces By Hatching The Most Dramatic Exits Ever

That's great until you find out he's a Bond villain: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/MV5BNmJiNzIzMzQtODdkOC00NTQ0LWJjMjItYmZhNzUyZjA2MmFmXkEyXkFqcGc_V1_-6797ccb089f28.jpg

Man Leaves Dinner With Friends While GF Is In The Bathroom Because He’s So Upset Over Her Hair

Tell me you're a racist without telling me...

40 Funny Posts About Linguistics That Might Make You Realize How Silly Language Can Be

What's the square root of 69? Eight (ate) something.

50 Funny, Clever, And Unhinged Bumper Stickers That Caught People By Surprise

You should probably see your urologist.

50 Funny, Clever, And Unhinged Bumper Stickers That Caught People By Surprise

Because of ICE raids immigrant farm laborers (of which 40-50% are undocumented) are afraid to show up for work so all across the US crops are not getting harvested and going to waste. Check out food prices in 6 months.

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

I've been caught on Google Street View 3 times.

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Or in Latin- labia.

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Obviously it was taken during the last Ice Age when you could walk across.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

So the 'B' in LGTBQ+ isn't for buses? TIL

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Stannous Flouride • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

"It Was A Warning": Woman Receives Disturbing Note From A Stranger While On A Date

I don't think they women reading this story, whether true or not, would get the idea to then look our for each other in this way? Hence why more and more have tended to pop up over the years? Fake stories for clout are cringe but at least this one could have positive influence.

30 Awkward Realizations That Turned Lifelong Mistakes Into Breakthroughs

I tried that. Unimpressed with the result.

"It Was A Warning": Woman Receives Disturbing Note From A Stranger While On A Date

30 Awkward Realizations That Turned Lifelong Mistakes Into Breakthroughs

I tried that. Unimpressed with the result.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

I'm impressed at the dedication to fiddling out the Maths on this one. 👍🏆 I also kinda wonder what project prompted this exercise in procrastination. 🤔😆

Man Leaves Dinner With Friends While GF Is In The Bathroom Because He’s So Upset Over Her Hair

Why would you consider continuing to date someone who needs to control your hair? This is just the tip of the douchey iceberg.

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Stannous Flouride • upvoted 17 items 2 days ago

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

Very clever!

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Wolf: Dude, the rent is too high everywhere, let’s split the cost. Pig *opens the door*

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

Very clever!

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Wolf: Dude, the rent is too high everywhere, let’s split the cost. Pig *opens the door*

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

My mom and I used to send each other newspaper and magazine clippings through the mail.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

I love that you did the math!

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Calling them old souls is being polite. Because it won't go over well if you say "Damn bro, your kid is really weird and creepy."

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Which is why we need to go to the library more often and help out with storage

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Haha I’ve thought this.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Didn't Australia do that for break dancing?

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Gen Z, please keep up the fight that us Millenials are in with you. Gen X, thanks for literally starting this. My parents were Silent Generation and we were raised with a good work ethic but work isn't everything. I can't speak for boomers. There aren't any in my family.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

As I said when this was posted two days ago, we can be both.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Colby

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Someone showing off his financial status. He'll need throwing avocado toast to the birds next...

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

That sounds more like tenacity than hope, but meh ...

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

And it's just them sitting down drinking wine and discussing what the kids are doing.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Batman does not kill people, he just cripples them with his superior fighting skills, leaving them with a lifetime of medical debt. Forcing those people to commit crime to pay the bills. I bet Bruce Wayne's money is heavily invested in medical insurance companies.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

‘Dickensen’ tho! 😂

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Stannous Flouride • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Stannous Flouride • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Show Us A Picture Of A Plant You Are The Proudest Of (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Beach Picture

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Hey Pandas, How Many Languages Do You Know, And Which Ones?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing In Your House? (Closed)

Stannous Flouride • submitted 6 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Own? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Done? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Nicest Thing You Have Ever Done? (Closed)

What Is The Most Traumatic Thing That's Happened To You? (Ended)

Stannous Flouride • submitted a list addition 6 years ago

Stephen Hawking Dies At 76, And Here's How The Internet Responds

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Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

192 Things People Don’t Realise You’re Doing Because Of Your Depression

Stannous Flouride • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Blue.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

There's a video of Rick Astley getting rickrolled. He takes it well.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

FYI: SMORES is a legal Scrabble word.

29 Folks Who Resigned From Their Toxic Workplaces By Hatching The Most Dramatic Exits Ever

That's great until you find out he's a Bond villain: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/MV5BNmJiNzIzMzQtODdkOC00NTQ0LWJjMjItYmZhNzUyZjA2MmFmXkEyXkFqcGc_V1_-6797ccb089f28.jpg

Man Leaves Dinner With Friends While GF Is In The Bathroom Because He’s So Upset Over Her Hair

Tell me you're a racist without telling me...

40 Funny Posts About Linguistics That Might Make You Realize How Silly Language Can Be

What's the square root of 69? Eight (ate) something.

50 Funny, Clever, And Unhinged Bumper Stickers That Caught People By Surprise

You should probably see your urologist.

50 Funny, Clever, And Unhinged Bumper Stickers That Caught People By Surprise

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

I've been caught on Google Street View 3 times.

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Or in Latin- labia.

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Obviously it was taken during the last Ice Age when you could walk across.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

So the 'B' in LGTBQ+ isn't for buses? TIL

Stannous Flouride • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Lebensraum.

30 Weird, Ridiculous, And Purely Infuriating Things Spotted At Local Pharmacies

Probably a commentary on the "pink tax." The higher prices of things that are identical (razors, deodorants, etc.) but cost more when marketed to women.

“We Never Went Back”: 30 Reasons That Made People Ditch A Company For Good

I fly other national (i.e., non-US) carriers and have been very satisfied.

Stannous Flouride • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

Saw he's moving into "health" care/insurance now.

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

So THAT'S how it happens!

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

Old tradition in the US too.

Netizens Reveal The 36 Most Disastrous Christmas Gifts They Ever Unwrapped

For those who may not be familiar with it, it's a reference to the aphorism, "That's as useful as a chocolate teapot."

Stannous Flouride • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Someone showing off his financial status. He'll need throwing avocado toast to the birds next...

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Colby

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Wolf: Dude, the rent is too high everywhere, let’s split the cost. Pig *opens the door*

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Calling them old souls is being polite. Because it won't go over well if you say "Damn bro, your kid is really weird and creepy."

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

She has kids at home.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

We've just been rickrolled...

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

‘Dickensen’ tho! 😂

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

As I said when this was posted two days ago, we can be both.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

My mom and I used to send each other newspaper and magazine clippings through the mail.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Which is why we need to go to the library more often and help out with storage

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

He was actually a telemarketer. Babies are cheaper to hire than grown ups.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

And it's just them sitting down drinking wine and discussing what the kids are doing.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Didn't Australia do that for break dancing?

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Every time you pass go you get an avocado.

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

That sounds more like tenacity than hope, but meh ...

Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

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