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I love eggos
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Despite my username, I live in Australia and they don't actually sell eggos here, so that's ironic.
I love eggos • upvoted 31 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Gotten Revenge On Someone Secretly?
My brother had some serious mental issues, but back then parents just didn't know what they know now and thought certain behavior as just something kids would grow out of. He was about 16 when I was 9. He used to really hurt me sometimes and my parents would always play it off as sibling roughhousing. But it wasn't. He pushed me into traffic once and I almost got hit. He pushed me out of a treehouse, hit hit me so hard he almost broke my jaw, he set fires and got into drugs very young... it was really abusive. They sent him to therapy but in the meantime I was getting hurt a lot and I was scared to tell because he would threaten me. So I broke up a glass once and put the shards in his face cream he used every night for acne. Cut the s**t out of his face and hands. They were mostly small cuts so they healed but oooo he was hurting for a few days. I know it was drastic but I didn't know what else to do. I felt like I needed to scare him. When he found out it was me he threatened to tell and I told him if he did that next time i'd put it in his food. He never really physically hurt me again after that and anytime he did I did something like that. He cut my hair off once so I put a sheet of thumbtacks sticking up in his pillow case. He eventually stopped simply because I was going to retaliate and finally figured out it wasn't worth it. Sometimes with a violent person the only way to get through is with violence. Therapy never really helped him and my parents tried, but never really were able to get through to him. But they definitely didn't protect me enough so I don't feel bad about what I did. I wish I wasn't put into the position of having to do it.Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Makes You Cringe?
Mouth noises like someone drinking coffee and *slllluuuuuuurp* Same for soup... I cannot take it... It makes me real mad and i have trouble calming myself. Usually the people with me don't understand.Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone?
You need to move on, and accept that they just don't like you back. If they're not interested, don't even try getting them to like you because you can't change the way a person feels about you in that way.Hey Pandas, Share An Amazing Burn You Came Up With On The Spot
Some freshmen kids were joking about selling d*ck, and came up to my friend group. I just told the it would probs be to small to even feel it. They called me humpty dumpty but i think i won here lmao
Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone?
Drop the "friendzone" term and come to the realization being friends with someone first allows you to build a real, true bond with them, like really get to know their inner workings, before you decide to take it a step further. Dating to find a partner is weird the more you think about it. The majority of the time you're getting together is when someone is dropping money on treats and being more romantic than you both would any other time, and that's it. You're not getting to meet each other's friends and hang out, you haven't met each other's families, you haven't been around each other when you haven't been trying so hard to impress each other all the time. jmhoHey Pandas, Share An Amazing Burn You Came Up With On The Spot
Got cut off in traffic….turned into a ongoing “race” Eventually pulled up alongside rolled down my window. Other driver rolled down his. Me: “Sorry for acting like such a jerk I’m just in a rush. Your mom always gets mad if she has to wait” Drove away.
Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
We always say this when we see each other. " If there is watermelon should we have fire, air and earth melon? The elemelons. And then we burst out laughing and everyone else looks at us as if we were crazy people.Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Gotta pet the asbestosHey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
I work at a geology museum and this woman who was absolutely convinced in crystal energy came in. She was nice enough. So we talked and I was going to take her downstairs to in of our only partially open exhibits. About an earlier a glass shelf had collapsed inwards due to the museum owner placing way too many heavy rocks on it. Unfortunately it was right in the direction a 4 ft long quartz crystal was "pointing". The woman decided that the woman decided that the crystal must have shot a blast of energy that broke the shelf. From then on she would either find another way around or jump over an invisible laser beam coming out of the crystal. Now everyone jumps over the "beam" when we go by it.Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Wouldn't it be great to die of consumption? We can get our portraits done like Victorian ladies! All hail the white plague, creator of the last American vampire.Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
It's a bit "Behind Convent Walls". Something which turned out not to be what you expected. After a friend bought what they thought was a saucy film, but turned out to be a documentary about rosary making.Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Me and my girlfriend call me Chucky sized because I'm tiny, we like horror, and I have short hairHey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Me and my friend started joking around at how big a narcissist Loki is in Marvel. Then about how spoiled Ariel from Disney is. We then created the concept of Red-Haired Loki: a gay man that Ariel leaves Prince Eric for. Once you see it, cannot UNsee it.Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
People are so rude! *Jerks head to side* BANANA BREAD!Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
* puts nasally voice on*....SquidHey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Bowling ball dodgeballHey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Any time we receive free food at work, we always have to ask if someone put their d**k in it.Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
It all changed the day the fire melons attacked...Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Inside Joke You Have With Your Friends That Just Doesn't Make Sense To Anyone Else?
Whenever someone says somethings 'broke' or 'broken' you loudly say, 'Argh! It's broke!! Get an ambulance!'. It started about 20 years ago, when a friend fell into a bush while drunk, he thought that the light, almost white innards of a broken branch was his bone sticking out of his leg and started screaming 'Argh! It's broke!! Get an ambulance!'. It really isn't funny, but we still laugh.
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Hey Pandas, Aita For Telling My Friends To 'P*ss Off' When I Clearly Wanted To Be Left Alone?
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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Makes You Cringe?
Mouth noises like someone drinking coffee and *slllluuuuuuurp* Same for soup... I cannot take it... It makes me real mad and i have trouble calming myself. Usually the people with me don't understand.Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Gotten Revenge On Someone Secretly?
My brother had some serious mental issues, but back then parents just didn't know what they know now and thought certain behavior as just something kids would grow out of. He was about 16 when I was 9. He used to really hurt me sometimes and my parents would always play it off as sibling roughhousing. But it wasn't. He pushed me into traffic once and I almost got hit. He pushed me out of a treehouse, hit hit me so hard he almost broke my jaw, he set fires and got into drugs very young... it was really abusive. They sent him to therapy but in the meantime I was getting hurt a lot and I was scared to tell because he would threaten me. So I broke up a glass once and put the shards in his face cream he used every night for acne. Cut the s**t out of his face and hands. They were mostly small cuts so they healed but oooo he was hurting for a few days. I know it was drastic but I didn't know what else to do. I felt like I needed to scare him. When he found out it was me he threatened to tell and I told him if he did that next time i'd put it in his food. He never really physically hurt me again after that and anytime he did I did something like that. He cut my hair off once so I put a sheet of thumbtacks sticking up in his pillow case. He eventually stopped simply because I was going to retaliate and finally figured out it wasn't worth it. Sometimes with a violent person the only way to get through is with violence. Therapy never really helped him and my parents tried, but never really were able to get through to him. But they definitely didn't protect me enough so I don't feel bad about what I did. I wish I wasn't put into the position of having to do it.
Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone?
You need to move on, and accept that they just don't like you back. If they're not interested, don't even try getting them to like you because you can't change the way a person feels about you in that way.Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone?
Drop the "friendzone" term and come to the realization being friends with someone first allows you to build a real, true bond with them, like really get to know their inner workings, before you decide to take it a step further. Dating to find a partner is weird the more you think about it. The majority of the time you're getting together is when someone is dropping money on treats and being more romantic than you both would any other time, and that's it. You're not getting to meet each other's friends and hang out, you haven't met each other's families, you haven't been around each other when you haven't been trying so hard to impress each other all the time. jmhoHey Pandas, Share An Amazing Burn You Came Up With On The Spot
Got cut off in traffic….turned into a ongoing “race” Eventually pulled up alongside rolled down my window. Other driver rolled down his. Me: “Sorry for acting like such a jerk I’m just in a rush. Your mom always gets mad if she has to wait” Drove away. I love eggos • is following a person
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