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Scarlet Johnson
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Scarlet Johnson • commented on 11 posts 3 years ago
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Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback?
I would roast you but my mom said i can't burn trash.Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback?
Ex-barmaid here. We had called time and I went out to collect glasses from the punters and the tables. A particular, nasty regular was acting the big man in a group, and was nursing the dregs of his pint. I asked the guys to drink up and Manky man said to me 'suck my f@cking c@ck' I dunno where it came from but I deadpanned him and said 'I would but there is so much cheese on it, it would keep me in sandwhiches for a week!' His groupies exploded with laughter as he slammed down his glass and flounced out of the pub. He was so horrible, used to spit at me in the street after that, along with language best suited to a sailor! Ah, I don't miss those days.Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback?
{for some context, my parents are in their late forties, and my mom was not at this event} My uncle and my dad were talking, and mentioned something about a nude beach. I then asked "What nude beach?" and my uncle answered "That's where your parents go in Mexico when you not invited." I then acknowledged my dad and said, "Why would they want to embarrass themselves like that?"
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Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback?
Ex-barmaid here. We had called time and I went out to collect glasses from the punters and the tables. A particular, nasty regular was acting the big man in a group, and was nursing the dregs of his pint. I asked the guys to drink up and Manky man said to me 'suck my f@cking c@ck' I dunno where it came from but I deadpanned him and said 'I would but there is so much cheese on it, it would keep me in sandwhiches for a week!' His groupies exploded with laughter as he slammed down his glass and flounced out of the pub. He was so horrible, used to spit at me in the street after that, along with language best suited to a sailor! Ah, I don't miss those days.Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback?
{for some context, my parents are in their late forties, and my mom was not at this event} My uncle and my dad were talking, and mentioned something about a nude beach. I then asked "What nude beach?" and my uncle answered "That's where your parents go in Mexico when you not invited." I then acknowledged my dad and said, "Why would they want to embarrass themselves like that?"Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback?
I would roast you but my mom said i can't burn trash. Parenting
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