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Jonny d'Ville
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I am here, Queer, and ready to cause problems
Jonny d'Ville • commented on 18 posts 3 years ago
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Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest College Story?
I don't know what college is like in any other country, but in the UK it's a pretty casual affair. Like high school but less strict. Most people are there because they have an idea of what they want to do later in life. I went because of Francis. Francis was the most amazing girl I had met up to that point in my life. I spent the whole first term (I guess you call it a semester?) playing the long game, getting to know her. The second term was flirting, playful touching, playing footsie under the desk... I didn't do a singe piece of work or pay attention to a single lesson. Everyday I would only get as far as writing the date before getting distracted by Francis. Just before final exams at the end of the 2 year course, I'd been officially her boyfriend for a little over a year but still hadn't done a single piece of work, when out of the blue, she broke up with me. A week before the exams. I sat those exams and wrote one of the best papers in my life. I left college with a qualification in International Tourism without even studying.Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest College Story?
I don't know what college is like in any other country, but in the UK it's a pretty casual affair. Like high school but less strict. Most people are there because they have an idea of what they want to do later in life. I went because of Francis. Francis was the most amazing girl I had met up to that point in my life. I spent the whole first term (I guess you call it a semester?) playing the long game, getting to know her. The second term was flirting, playful touching, playing footsie under the desk... I didn't do a singe piece of work or pay attention to a single lesson. Everyday I would only get as far as writing the date before getting distracted by Francis. Just before final exams at the end of the 2 year course, I'd been officially her boyfriend for a little over a year but still hadn't done a single piece of work, when out of the blue, she broke up with me. A week before the exams. I sat those exams and wrote one of the best papers in my life. I left college with a qualification in International Tourism without even studying.
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I was sobbing my eyes out after my grandfather died a couple years ago and she (my cat) came up to me and just laid with me for hours. She didn’t move and just kept me company. It was nice to have that companionship. Even if she’s a complete pyscho sometimes, her sweetness outweighed that ten-fold.Show All 8 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest College Story?
I don't know what college is like in any other country, but in the UK it's a pretty casual affair. Like high school but less strict. Most people are there because they have an idea of what they want to do later in life. I went because of Francis. Francis was the most amazing girl I had met up to that point in my life. I spent the whole first term (I guess you call it a semester?) playing the long game, getting to know her. The second term was flirting, playful touching, playing footsie under the desk... I didn't do a singe piece of work or pay attention to a single lesson. Everyday I would only get as far as writing the date before getting distracted by Francis. Just before final exams at the end of the 2 year course, I'd been officially her boyfriend for a little over a year but still hadn't done a single piece of work, when out of the blue, she broke up with me. A week before the exams. I sat those exams and wrote one of the best papers in my life. I left college with a qualification in International Tourism without even studying.People-Share-Precious-Pet-Moments
I was sobbing my eyes out after my grandfather died a couple years ago and she (my cat) came up to me and just laid with me for hours. She didn’t move and just kept me company. It was nice to have that companionship. Even if she’s a complete pyscho sometimes, her sweetness outweighed that ten-fold.
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Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been In A Toxic Friendship?
She was my roommate at the time. Long story short, she eventually killed my 3 months old kitty.Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been In A Toxic Friendship?
She would always make fun of me; calling me a simple person for not believing in God, apparantly I was also less because at that time I had never been in a ''third world country'' and overall she was almost never nice to me. Yet when she hit a rough patch in her life I was always there for her, meeting up at parking lots because she was too afraid to leave her car. I would listen to her for hours trying to be a good friend and comfort her. Even went to the hospital with her once to hold her hand because she was scared. Then one time we both went to a camp together which was a first for me so I was incredibly nervous which she knew. After telling her she scolded me for being the most negative person she knew and she was done with it, and the worst thing was that there was another girl in the car with us too. I started crying but she just didn't care. As soon as I arrived home I never spoke to her again. Fun fact is that we were also collegues but she resigned about 2 weeks after the incident.
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