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Ryan

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Ryan • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

“How Does It Come Off?”: Woman Suffers Meltdown Upon Discovering Halloween Face Tattoo Doesn’t Wash Off

Scraping the barrel of tiktok now? Bloody h*ll, this inane non-story was not worth the headline, let a lone a whole "article". Summary: Random person can't remove a temporary product from their body, but succesful once they applied themselves. Made a video of this non-event to the bafflement of just about everyone. wow. Truly inspirational stuff.

“How Does It Come Off?”: Woman Suffers Meltdown Upon Discovering Halloween Face Tattoo Doesn’t Wash Off

A 46 year old granny? I don't associate that word with someone who 46 years old, but someone who is much older than that.

“How Does It Come Off?”: Woman Suffers Meltdown Upon Discovering Halloween Face Tattoo Doesn’t Wash Off

A 46 year old granny? I don't associate that word with someone who 46 years old, but someone who is much older than that.

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The Erfurt Latrine Disaster. The Erfurt latrine disaster occurred on 26 July 1184, when Henry VI, King of Germany (later Holy Roman Emperor), held a Hoftag (informal assembly) in the Petersberg Citadel in Erfurt. On the morning of 26 July, the combined weight of the assembled nobles caused the wooden second story floor of the building to collapse and most of them fell through into the latrine cesspit below the ground floor, where about 60 of them drowned in liquid excrement.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 30 ‘Starter Pack’ Memes That Didn’t Need To Be That Accurate (New Pics)

Ouch! This one hurt. So dead-on. I thought I was unique.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 30 ‘Starter Pack’ Memes That Didn’t Need To Be That Accurate (New Pics)

This one stings

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 30 ‘Starter Pack’ Memes That Didn’t Need To Be That Accurate (New Pics)

And true.

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Exactly. Dishwasher tabs are expensive. No way people are giving them out for Halloween.

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Never happened.

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

what

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Someone wants to repaint their house?

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

100 percent correct!

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Warm bread is good bread!

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Utensils at a buffet? Fancy.

45 Perfect Examples Of Overconfident People Failing To Fact Check (New Pics)

Yep. They probably thought the person spelled repost incorrectly on purpose, as they did git and gud.

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

I find that so strange. They'd be twins but biologically only half siblings at the same time.

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Guess which persons house is getting egged!!

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Probably not true. There is a long tradition of scaremongering about halloween candies, but no evidence of anyone actually being hurt. I'm not sure why people like to make up these stories, but they do.

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

Let's hope they are not both going up

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

That's vile and needs to be checked by HR. If this person is this public about having no empathy for people trying to get clean, imagine what s/he does in private conversations with clients. Might be one of those emotionally sick people looking for easy targets (people in need).

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

Sorry to be pedantic, but no, dragon flies did not have such a wingspan. Their ancestors did, sure, but it'd be like saying that humans used to be three feet tall and walk on all fours.

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Kind of gives a cooler, scarier effect. Great save!

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

I find this weird too. Their brains must be so quiet

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

The "da da duh da duh de, da duh da duh du deh, da da dah du deh, da da dah du de, ba ba buh ba ba buh da ba da bah boo beh"? 😊

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

I was student body secretary - does that count?

Granttrees reply

Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.

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Tetris helped a group of scientists learn some pretty intresting s**t about Alzheimer's. We learnt that our brains will still store memories, but they can't retrieve them anymore. This was discovered from a experiment involving people who had akzeiheimers, playing Tetris. It was found that people could subconsciously dream about tetris with out remembering having ever seen it or played it. The phenomenon was called "the Tetris effect".

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Dragon flies used to have a 21 inch wing span. They are also the greatest fliers of all flying creatures even better than humming birds. They are also the most successful predator in the world with a success rate of 75% to 80%. Most canine and feline species are at around 8%.

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Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What’s An Event In The Past That Changed The Course Of History That No One Talks About?

Ryan • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

This is dicey. If a spouse is in an alcoholic rage, picks random fights about no real issue other than just finding something to shout about, how would that be the other's fault? How is it the fault of millions of abused spouses for being hurt in that way?