I'm a jack of all trades and a master of a few of them. I speak five languages: English, Bad English, Country, Gibberish, and Sarcasm. I have a great deal of random knowledge and am always wanting to add to my horde. I love reading, writing, and spending time learning new things. I have two pets, Eli the Chihuahua and Sora the flame point Siamese, who I talk about insistently (deal with it). If you're curious about the name just ask me, don't guess because I already know you're wrong *grins*.