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ugly.porcupine • upvoted 15 items 3 years ago

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30 Relatable Moments When People Came To Understand They Are 'Officially' Not Young Anymore

I'm a teen and kids expect me to have my own family by now

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Ghost Story?

I once lived with an entity that absolutely tortured me. I had never really experienced ghostly encounters or felt I was sensitive to spirits until I was 15. I was in a car accident that killed the other people and 6 months later my cousin, more like my twin, had died. My family and I were devastated. Suddenly the house in which we grew up that was once my favorite place in the world became evil. This thing fed off our grief and fear. The first night something came in the bedroom with me, sat on the bed and walked out. The doors would slam shut. You could feel these things stare at you with such hate. See shadows walking around you at night. Covers being held down hard enough to see on the mattress. obviously it became unbearable. I started to sleep on an old army cot by the fireplace in the living room because after only one month of my cousin being dead not even the dog would go near his room. I've had doors slammed, knocks or scratches on the walls and ceilings. Things thrown, lights turned on and off, and horrific nightmares. It would get so bad the only thing me or anyone with brave enough to stay could to do was pray. I once got my nerves up wanting to sleep in the bed. That night something punched me through the bed so hard I came off the bed. I never went back in the room. By this point my family had broken apart and I was almost homeless because of how bad these entities toyed with us. The last time I went in the house alone was the scariest. I was alone needing the tanning bed. Took all the nerve I had because I could feel that something was going wrong. I started my playlist that I've played for 10 years. First song played without a problem and next was "the End" by the Doors. Nothing. I started getting nervous and so did the dog. After a minute or two I was so scared I opened the tanning bed and put my foot on the floor to stand up. Soon as my toes touched the floor "this is the end. my only friend, the end" skipping the one minute intro of instruments. I knew whatever was there was going to end up killing me or make me commit suicide. It targeted me because the deaths had left my mind and soul vulnerable. I'm almost too nervous to post this afraid that thing will know. Overlook grammer and spelling errors. This is written with PTSD nerves.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Ghost Story?

I have a few, all happened many years ago. The best (worst) was Everyone in my house was asleep upstairs, my room was in the basement (so many stories in that room like this). I went to feed our cat downstairs and walked by my room. Noticed a cold breeze coming from my window so I shut the window, followed by latching an internal shutter that was over the window. Turned off all my lights in my room and went back upstairs to watch TV. When I returned to my bedroom all my lights were on, shutter wide open, window wide open, closet doors open. We had a tiny house and no way anyone was awake walking around but me. This is one of many stories like that in that bedroom. This one made me wake up my parents, I was young and in high school. Terrifying.

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Ice Breaker Questions? (Closed)

Listen here you little s**t

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Ice Breaker Questions?

"Hey, what is your go-to icebreaker?"

Mom Forces Son To Apologize For Racist Joke To Chinese Delivery Guy Who Already Had It Rough, Dad Doesn’t Like The Punishment

It’s like I always say. It’s not a joke unless the person finds it funny. (sexist jokes, racist jokes, homophobic jokes etc.)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

Wow I’m so sorry that happened:(

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

This is what made me think that exact thought, although it is a little different to everyone else’s, I was a very rambunctious kid, and got hurt so many times, my mom said I almost did this a couple of times

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood"

When she was little, my mom split her shoulder open while slipping and accidentally hitting her head very hard on the towel bar of her bathroom when she was 12, she couldn’t speak loud enough because of the pain, and she got her siblings attention by rolling the nearby vacuum on the floor. She had to sit in a dark room for days, to help her head heal, and she had to have treatment for her shoulder during those days.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

They need to teach more about this in schools, girls should not have too look up anything about their anatomy online. This is the first time I am learning about this, and honestly, I find that alarming. (not the information, the fact that I did not know this.)

50 Funny Pics To Prove That The Best Way To Learn History Is Through Memes

*chokes on water*

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ugly.porcupine • commented on 11 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Funny You Got In Trouble For And Have Absolutely No Regrets?

I get it but ig its hard to imagine for a lot of people cuz my mom would punch me with a fist if I ever had the audacity to do something like that

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

this would be great for morning people, im a night owl and like to sleep during the day but it would be too bright for me

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Funny You Got In Trouble For And Have Absolutely No Regrets?

I get it but ig its hard to imagine for a lot of people cuz my mom would punch me with a fist if I ever had the audacity to do something like that

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

this would be great for morning people, im a night owl and like to sleep during the day but it would be too bright for me

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Karens for the same reason

Mom Forces Son To Apologize For Racist Joke To Chinese Delivery Guy Who Already Had It Rough, Dad Doesn’t Like The Punishment

exactly, this girl used to make homophobic jokes in front of me or even to me knowing that im in the community and then go "its just a joke, stop being so sensitive, i can't believe your getting mad rn" like yea, when you make a joke about gays burning im probably going to get offended

Hey ADHD And Autistic Pandas, Share Your Coping Mechanisms (Closed)

french music is 100% a vibe

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

it fits the title, and its 100% ok to be different :)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

I can relate, and im sorry you had to go through it too

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

You can do this, idk how old you are but you are worth living and you are strong enough for this, i believe in and am proud of you

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ugly.porcupine • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Ghost Story? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Time Do You See The Most When You Check?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Ghost Story? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Time Do You See The Most When You Check?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened In Your Favorite Show That You Would Change Given The Chance?

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ugly.porcupine • submitted 9 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Photography

Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?

Hey ADHD And Autistic Pandas, Share Your Coping Mechanisms (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Small Thing Changed Your Whole Mood? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Something You’re Proud Of (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been Nearly Been Kidnapped? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback? (Closed)

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ugly.porcupine • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Ghost Story? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Time Do You See The Most When You Check?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened In Your Favorite Show That You Would Change Given The Chance?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

ugly.porcupine • submitted 13 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Photography

Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?

Hey ADHD And Autistic Pandas, Share Your Coping Mechanisms (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Small Thing Changed Your Whole Mood? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Something You’re Proud Of (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been Nearly Been Kidnapped? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Obscure Interests? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, For The People That Live Outside Of The Us How Is It Over There? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Lies Has TV Taught You? (Closed)

ugly.porcupine • commented on 13 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Funny You Got In Trouble For And Have Absolutely No Regrets?

I get it but ig its hard to imagine for a lot of people cuz my mom would punch me with a fist if I ever had the audacity to do something like that

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

this would be great for morning people, im a night owl and like to sleep during the day but it would be too bright for me

Let’s Play Would You Rather

Karens for the same reason

Mom Forces Son To Apologize For Racist Joke To Chinese Delivery Guy Who Already Had It Rough, Dad Doesn’t Like The Punishment

Hey ADHD And Autistic Pandas, Share Your Coping Mechanisms (Closed)

french music is 100% a vibe

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

it fits the title, and its 100% ok to be different :)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

I can relate, and im sorry you had to go through it too

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

You can do this, idk how old you are but you are worth living and you are strong enough for this, i believe in and am proud of you

Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback? (Closed)

love this XD

Hey Pandas, What's Your Smartest Savage Comeback? (Closed)

Ik, sorry about that. I tried to make it short but sometimes i get carried away :)

50 Funny Pics To Prove That The Best Way To Learn History Is Through Memes

As a teenage in the us school system rn who supposedly already leaned about this, no, no we do not know that.

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You? (Closed)

hold up, im seeing something else here, i see that they were being sexist towards the men and they shouldn't have done that, but why did you put quotation marks around the word ladies?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You're Not Good At But Love Doing Anyway? (Closed)

Samme i put my soul into these songs but when im done i go "gosh i sound like a racoon" and my mom gets mad at me and says that im lying lol (im not trust me)

ugly.porcupine • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

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30 Relatable Moments When People Came To Understand They Are 'Officially' Not Young Anymore

I'm a teen and kids expect me to have my own family by now

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Ghost Story?

Technically-True-Things

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Ice Breaker Questions?

"Hey, what is your go-to icebreaker?"

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Ice Breaker Questions? (Closed)

Listen here you little s**t

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

this is the most dangerous!

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

I know this is fake but omg its gonna give me a heart attack

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

Wow I’m so sorry that happened:(

Mom Forces Son To Apologize For Racist Joke To Chinese Delivery Guy Who Already Had It Rough, Dad Doesn’t Like The Punishment

It’s like I always say. It’s not a joke unless the person finds it funny. (sexist jokes, racist jokes, homophobic jokes etc.)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood"

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parent Said Or Did That Made You Think "Wow, I Can't Believe I Survived Childhood" (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

50 Funny Pics To Prove That The Best Way To Learn History Is Through Memes

*chokes on water*

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You? (Closed)

I have always been fairly strong for my size and this s**t happened ALL the time. The boys that always helped out I could give A PIGGYBACK ride around the school. No one believed me. NOT EVEN THE GYM TEACHER so all the girls including me had to do easier exercises.

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You? (Closed)

AFAB here, sometimes women can be the most sexist people in the room. It's like they've sucks down so much venom all they can do is spit it back out

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You?

I was cleaning the play dough off the carpet in the church hall after preschool had finished. A church elder stood in the doorway chuckling so I looked up. “That what I like to see, a women in her place on her knees.”

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