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Reese Baltgalvis

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Reese Baltgalvis

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I’m 14, I like to write, do makeup, and draw. I’m a cancer and a Ravenclaw. I like birds. Welcome.

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Reese Baltgalvis • upvoted 40 items 2 years ago

My Friend Went To A Wedding Where They Had A Guy Handing Out Martini Olives In A Bathtub Full Of Olives

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It was a Saturday morning a few years ago, and my wife and I were still in bed, and she was trying to convince me to make pancakes for breakfast. My oldest son (about 6 at the time) came in to the room and agreed with her. He then said "You should make some for Tyler, too." Now, he had never had imaginary friends, and we didn't have anybody in the house or family named "Tyler", so I was curious and asked him who Tyler was. **"Tyler is the man sleeping in my bed."** Anyway, turns out a local teenager had gotten p**s drunk the night before, jumped into the local public swimming pool, gotten separated from his friends and wandered into my house, thinking it was his friends (very suburban, all houses very similar) and passed out on my sons bed in his wet chlorinated clothes. My son thought this was fine and went downstairs to watch TV in the living room until he fell asleep on the couch, which was apparently the height of awesome for a 6 year old. We called the cops, he was incredibly embarrassed, apologetic, and still quite drunk, and they came and took him home.

My Friend Went To A Wedding Where They Had A Guy Handing Out Martini Olives In A Bathtub Full Of Olives

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This Facebook Page Shares Magnificent And Sometimes Creepy Miracles From The Natural World (50 Pics)

Where I live, there is a 400+yrs old oak tree. So much energy to touch her

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

With this you can let your knives fly accurately in the plane.

Mindblowing-Shower-Thoughts

Birdy Eggs

Macaroon Or Macaron?

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

Yeah this one wouldn't bother me at all. It's their business, their feet.

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

As long as they're not interacting with customers, I don't see the problem.

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Sinead O’Connor - she was vilified for ripping up a photo of the pope to protest child abuse within the Catholic Church. Spoiler alert - the Catholic Church was covering up child abuse.