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Couriva

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Couriva

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Couriva • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Yavemar reply

Giving birth to my son, they put him on my chest for about 5 seconds then snatched him up and an entire team of medical types crowded around him working in complete silence. He wasn't breathing. I got to see him for all of 3 seconds, and only heard a couple of weak cries before they rushed him to the NICU. Two hours later they came up to tell us he was on a ventilator and not doing great, they suspected a heart defect and were going to helicopter him to the closest children's hospital (about 90 miles away). We did not get to see him for five hours and it was a couple days before we could hold him. I gave birth at midnight, so all of this was happening in the late late hours. A couple of relatively common issues had happened, both of which on their own need immediate attention but are not difficult to deal with, but the resolution of one caused serious problems because of the second. His heart is fine. He's a perfectly happy healthy preschooler now who is squirting bath water into the tub faucet and laughing hysterically.

Couriva • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

Reminds me of the regifting necklace I got. I got it from my ex after we had broken up, so I regifted it to a friend, she then regifted it to her aunt. Where it's at now...nobody knows

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

Someone in my house decided to put the sharp knife in blade up and facing forward, almost sliced open hand

Couriva • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Over-Explain Something Simple To The Point Of It Being Ridiculous (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Story Idea That You Never Got To Write? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Pretty Picture Of The Sky! (Closed)

Couriva • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Story Idea That You Never Got To Write? (Closed)

While I know it has been said that it's not cheese, I have a friend whose DND character is an elf that worships cheese and has stolen cheese before. You reminded me of him

High School Teacher Shares 36 Moments That Left Her Speechless

Many students call their teacher "miss" in the US, or at least the southern parts.

Couriva • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

It's hit #11

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

It's hit #7 now

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

It's hit #11

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

It's hit #7 now

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You're Particularly Looking Forward To This Year? (Closed)

Thanks for the well wishes for my health, thankfully all my teachers are also very understanding about me having to miss class so that makes this easier

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

True, thanks for pointing that one out

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Couriva • upvoted 6 items 10 months ago

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

And now #36.

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

And now #36.

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

Now at #43!

30 Popular Products With A Secret Feature That Only A Few People Know About

It doesn't tell you accurately, it just gives you an indication...

"Cancelled His 1st Class Ticket": 30 People Share The Pettiest Things They've Ever Done

Being serious for a moment, this is actually a criminal offence in the UK (under the Offences Against the Person act). Adding medication, even if its something common like laxatives, can cause harm-the original act words it as 'with the intent to aggrieve, injure or annoy." You don't have to have the intent to poison them, even slipping them a pill to give them unexpected loose bowels for a day would qualify. Edit-which is why lacing with hot sauce etc is better. Very easy to claim you preferred your food spicy, not your fault if your colleague is a fridge raider and steals something that didn't agree with her.

"Museum Day": 30 Frugal "Treats" That Prove Good Parenting Is Not About Money

Bad, bad, bad idea to feed ducks, turtles, and fish human foods. Those foods — bread, popcorn, etc. — often have no nutritional value for those animals.

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Couriva • submitted 3 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Song That Really Resonates With You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You're Particularly Looking Forward To This Year? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Tips To Prevent Your Comments From Being Rude? (Closed)

Couriva • commented on 15 posts 11 months ago

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

Depends on if you think they're making it or not

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

Uh oh, snakes are poisonous now too? Double trouble! (Snakes are venomous not poisonous for anybody not aware)

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

Best bet is to not eat it unless you're sure it's not poisonous

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Sadly it can also scare into them into fleeing as well if they're made aware of charges.

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

As soon as possible as possible 👍

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

I would have never realized without this

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

Will do!

Dad Shares His Secret To Get Kids To Eat Everything, Internet Has Mixed Opinions

Same. My dad would make us just put a serving on the plate and those were some incredibly questionable servings with how small they were

50 People Probably Having A Worse Day Than You, Christmas Edition (New Pics)

Hello star!

30 Men Shared What Behaviors Make Them Lose Interest When Dating

While that sounds wild, I do believe somebody would say that. I've had a guy say he's attracted more to men than women and doesn't like women that much, while trying to date women.

30 Men Shared What Behaviors Make Them Lose Interest When Dating

For me, they just didn't care and didn't know how to tell me. After rescheduling a date for the 3rd time, I was very low in hopes that anything would come from it. Nothing did especially since they ghosted me a few days before the rerescheduled date.

30 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

In one of my fashion classed we designed Christmas dresses purely for decoration. I doubt somebody would wear the one with the extension cord for the lights

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Seems Overrated? (Closed)

Agreed that they don't look that good but they are really useful. They're really good for camp shoes since they're super light and durable.

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Couriva • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

Couriva • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

Peaceful Stream For A Peaceful Day Of Hiking

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

😆 Definitely for mom. Otherwise, there isn't a trucker alive that would be caught dead wearing those colors and fonts.

Peaceful Stream For A Peaceful Day Of Hiking

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

😆 Definitely for mom. Otherwise, there isn't a trucker alive that would be caught dead wearing those colors and fonts.

“Yes, But”: Artist Illustrates Both Sides Of The Same Story (26 New Pics)

It would still probably be (plz don’t downvote I’m trying to explain in the best way) the sex they were born as at birth.

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Couriva • submitted a new post 12 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Can You Describe Your School?

Couriva • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Need To Let Out? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is A Goofy Idea You Have For Valentine's Day?

Couriva • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Cat!

Couriva • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Over-Explain Something Simple To The Point Of It Being Ridiculous (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Story Idea That You Never Got To Write? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Pretty Picture Of The Sky! (Closed)

Couriva • submitted 3 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Song That Really Resonates With You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You're Particularly Looking Forward To This Year? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Tips To Prevent Your Comments From Being Rude? (Closed)

Couriva • submitted 5 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

Hey, Panda’s, What’s Something Your Teacher You Deep Down Knew Was Not Right?

Hey Pandas, Describe What Your Gender Identity Feels Like.

Hey Pandas, Vent/Talk Here!

Couriva • submitted 4 list additions 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, Ask Questions Here!

Hey Pandas, Vent If You Want

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Describe Your School?

Couriva • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Did Recently That Made You Happy? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Write A Letter To Someone And Say Something To Them You Couldn't Before (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Pet Names And Why Did You Choose That Name?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Obsession?

Couriva • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

Reminds me of the regifting necklace I got. I got it from my ex after we had broken up, so I regifted it to a friend, she then regifted it to her aunt. Where it's at now...nobody knows

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

Someone in my house decided to put the sharp knife in blade up and facing forward, almost sliced open hand

Couriva • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Story Idea That You Never Got To Write? (Closed)

While I know it has been said that it's not cheese, I have a friend whose DND character is an elf that worships cheese and has stolen cheese before. You reminded me of him

High School Teacher Shares 36 Moments That Left Her Speechless

Many students call their teacher "miss" in the US, or at least the southern parts.

Couriva • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

It's hit #11

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

It's hit #7 now

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You're Particularly Looking Forward To This Year? (Closed)

Thanks for the well wishes for my health, thankfully all my teachers are also very understanding about me having to miss class so that makes this easier

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

True, thanks for pointing that one out

Couriva • commented on 12 posts 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

This was the calm before the storm, the next day we had 2 emergencies on trail. Thankfully both people were okay (enougg) and we still had some beautiful views up there.

Hey Pandas, Vent/Talk Here!

Sadly not really, because my dad has heart problems he doesn't see the getting dizzy as that bad. Probably because he doesn't realize the frequency with which it happens to me.

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

Depends on if you think they're making it or not

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

Uh oh, snakes are poisonous now too? Double trouble! (Snakes are venomous not poisonous for anybody not aware)

Person Asks “What Is A Random First Aid Or Survival Fact That You Know?”, 50 Folks Deliver

Best bet is to not eat it unless you're sure it's not poisonous

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Sadly it can also scare into them into fleeing as well if they're made aware of charges.

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

As soon as possible as possible 👍

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

I would have never realized without this

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

Will do!

Dad Shares His Secret To Get Kids To Eat Everything, Internet Has Mixed Opinions

Same. My dad would make us just put a serving on the plate and those were some incredibly questionable servings with how small they were

50 People Probably Having A Worse Day Than You, Christmas Edition (New Pics)

Hello star!

30 Men Shared What Behaviors Make Them Lose Interest When Dating

While that sounds wild, I do believe somebody would say that. I've had a guy say he's attracted more to men than women and doesn't like women that much, while trying to date women.

Couriva • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Yavemar reply

Couriva • upvoted 7 items 10 months ago

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

And now #36.

“Has Done Wonders For My Mental Health”: 45 Small Life Changes That Made People Happier

Now at #43!

30 Popular Products With A Secret Feature That Only A Few People Know About

It doesn't tell you accurately, it just gives you an indication...

"Cancelled His 1st Class Ticket": 30 People Share The Pettiest Things They've Ever Done

"Museum Day": 30 Frugal "Treats" That Prove Good Parenting Is Not About Money

Bad, bad, bad idea to feed ducks, turtles, and fish human foods. Those foods — bread, popcorn, etc. — often have no nutritional value for those animals.

Peaceful Stream For A Peaceful Day Of Hiking

Couriva • upvoted 9 items 11 months ago

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

😆 Definitely for mom. Otherwise, there isn't a trucker alive that would be caught dead wearing those colors and fonts.

“Yes, But”: Artist Illustrates Both Sides Of The Same Story (26 New Pics)

It would still probably be (plz don’t downvote I’m trying to explain in the best way) the sex they were born as at birth.

Community, Entitled People

Hey, Panda’s, What’s Something Your Teacher You Deep Down Knew Was Not Right?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Pride Stuff (Closed)

Aww it's so cute!

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Pride Stuff (Closed)

They're non-beenary!

Hey Pandas, What’s The Rare Opinion That You Have?

I might get downvoted to oblivion, but I support Israel. I am not saying that I think that the palestinians should suffer. It is purely Chamas's fault. They use them as human shields. And lgbtq people, if you support them, I just wanted to know that they want to kill you just as much as my people. Yes, I know that Israel has committed many atrocities, but still. It is the extremist jihadis that are doing this to the country that all of my grandparents have lived in at one point or another. 🇮🇱

Hey Pandas, Describe What Your Gender Identity Feels Like.

Hey guys! I go by she/her because I am a woman. I have always felt like a woman no matter what other people say. Some people look at me and call me a guy, it annoys me when that happens because I am a woman, despite how I appear.

Ask Pandas, Community

Whats The Most american Burger You Can Think Of

Ask Pandas, Community

Calling All Members Of The Mushroom Army!

Couriva • upvoted 3 items 12 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Can You Describe Your School?

Here is the example: Also, if you want to specify where you're from that helps. I know different areas of countries are going to be different in some aspects. Country: United States of America State: Texas