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Rylynn (she/her)
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Hi! I’m Rylynn, but you can call me Ry.
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Rylynn (she/her) • upvoted 28 items 2 years ago
Hey, Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know?
Hello bp parents, speaking from a teenager’s perspective here. I find that parents should never ever compare their child to another one. This happened with my folks a few years back and long story short, contributed to my terrible mental state (I’m doing a lil better now). I also think that parents shouldn’t get on teenagers for having “an attitude” it’s only because we are getting older and thinking that we are maturing enough to voice our own opinions! We aren’t having an attitude! We 👏 are👏 just👏 voicing👏 our 👏 own👏 opinions👏 Get it together!Hey, Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know?
Hello bp parents, speaking from a teenager’s perspective here. I find that parents should never ever compare their child to another one. This happened with my folks a few years back and long story short, contributed to my terrible mental state (I’m doing a lil better now). I also think that parents shouldn’t get on teenagers for having “an attitude” it’s only because we are getting older and thinking that we are maturing enough to voice our own opinions! We aren’t having an attitude! We 👏 are👏 just👏 voicing👏 our 👏 own👏 opinions👏 Get it together!
I Decoupaged Prints Of Starry Night To The Drawers, And Layered Metallic Paint And Medium Over Them For A Painterly Texture. Base Is Stained With Watered Down Paint And Sealed
Hey Panda's Whats Your Fave Classical Monster?
A werewolf. I would love that once a month at night I could run around and be weird and no one would make fun of me; they would run away and scream.
What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?
Saw somebody on a bus pull their grimy toenail off and flick it into somebody's hair, then proceed to hack up a big flem glob and spit it out on the seat. Then began picking his nose and smearing it on himself
What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?
So I was on an overnight school trip to rural northwest Georgia. Side note, this place was treated like it’s own world where there were no consequences so there was a lot of stuff that happened here. During our pre-dinner free time this kid had to use the bathroom, but his kid logic said instead of going into the cabin like a normal human, he stayed outside. Pandas, I ask you to mentally prepare yourself for this, you will need some unsee juice probably. As the rest of us were playing a game of tag (exept for the ones on dinner duty, they were inside) he sat down and tried to discreetly poop. Realizing he had no toilet paper he starts DIGGING like it’s a gold mine. He then realizes he made the situation worse as we all start staring at him. A parent chaperoning starts chasing him and he starts RUNNING full speed licking this liquid s**t off his hand, I guess to clear the evidence. The chaperone eventually caught him by the shirt and dragged him inside. This is only level one so please mentally prepare yourself once more, Now as this kid is being dragged he starts crying hysterically while having the juiciest farts 7-year-old me had ever heard and he went back into his pants trying to scoop stuff out. He rubbed it on the chaperone and she dropped him. He then took off his pants and stopped crying for a minute. Went in to the kitchen WHERE FOOD IS BEING PREPARED! The rest of us came in because it was almost dinner. This kid wiped off his poopy underwear ONTO THE POT WITH THE VEGAN MEATBALLS and somehow nobody saw. Long story short nobody ate the vegan meatballs or told anyone that this happened👍
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Their method for hard boiled eggs: start them in cold water, boil for 15 minutes, then wait til the water cools to remove them. Gross grey yolks every time ETA: whoever downvoted me obviously makes eggs this insane way so I just wanna tell that guy specifically that you can boil a perfect egg in 12 minutes, less time if you prefer a jammier yolk. you do not need to waste an hour to make hardboiled eggs buddy
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Rylynn (she/her) • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
Hey, Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know?
Hello bp parents, speaking from a teenager’s perspective here. I find that parents should never ever compare their child to another one. This happened with my folks a few years back and long story short, contributed to my terrible mental state (I’m doing a lil better now). I also think that parents shouldn’t get on teenagers for having “an attitude” it’s only because we are getting older and thinking that we are maturing enough to voice our own opinions! We aren’t having an attitude! We 👏 are👏 just👏 voicing👏 our 👏 own👏 opinions👏 Get it together!I Decoupaged Prints Of Starry Night To The Drawers, And Layered Metallic Paint And Medium Over Them For A Painterly Texture. Base Is Stained With Watered Down Paint And Sealed
every_debris reply
If you have a parasite in your body, there's only a slim chance you'll know about it before it pops out of your skin or leaves through the back door. Also, some parasites pop out of skin.
Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?
Once I was doing gymnastics and I was doing a skill I had done many times. I ran to do it and I was about to jump backwards to do it, and I got instantly scared. Turns out right behind me was a little girl. I was very glad I didn’t land on her.Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?
Once I was doing gymnastics and I was doing a skill I had done many times. I ran to do it and I was about to jump backwards to do it, and I got instantly scared. Turns out right behind me was a little girl. I was very glad I didn’t land on her.Hey Panda's Whats Your Fave Classical Monster?
A werewolf. I would love that once a month at night I could run around and be weird and no one would make fun of me; they would run away and scream.
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Wrecked my collection of Japanese kitchen knives. Ate the lunch I had prepared for my child for school. Prepped and entire Costco pack of chicken breasts that I had purchased and claimed them all as hers. Left a bottle of hair dye on the floor after dying her hair and ruined the hardwood and carpet. The list goes on and on. She was a classmate of my wife’s who was down on her luck and we let rent a room off of us for a few months to help her out. At the end of 4 months she packed her stuff up and said that she didn’t think she owed us anything as she is a single woman and we were a family of three. She did not pay a single bill or for any groceries for the entire 4 months she stayed at our place. I hope she is doing well.
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He would always leave his dog for too long and she would s**t on the floor. It was an old dog and im sure at one point it wasn't an issue. The problem was this guy didn't even try to do anything to fix the issue. I'd get home from work every day and walk into a house that punched me in the face with s**t smell when I opened the door. We talked to him about it over and over again and he'd just blow it off. What did he finally do when he got fed up with us complaining? He put the dog down. We just wanted him to maybe come walk her while on break at work. His job was 5 minutes down the road. I can still feel the tension in the room when we found out she was gone.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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