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Hey, Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know?

Hello bp parents, speaking from a teenager’s perspective here. I find that parents should never ever compare their child to another one. This happened with my folks a few years back and long story short, contributed to my terrible mental state (I’m doing a lil better now). I also think that parents shouldn’t get on teenagers for having “an attitude” it’s only because we are getting older and thinking that we are maturing enough to voice our own opinions! We aren’t having an attitude! We 👏 are👏 just👏 voicing👏 our 👏 own👏 opinions👏 Get it together!

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Sorry, can we just address the kids' names! Greenlee??? Briggs???

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Get vaccinated 💉

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What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?

Saw somebody on a bus pull their grimy toenail off and flick it into somebody's hair, then proceed to hack up a big flem glob and spit it out on the seat. Then began picking his nose and smearing it on himself

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Where's Wally? (Waldo to you yanks)

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And you made a new friend.

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What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?

Make babies in domino’s

What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?

So I was on an overnight school trip to rural northwest Georgia. Side note, this place was treated like it’s own world where there were no consequences so there was a lot of stuff that happened here. During our pre-dinner free time this kid had to use the bathroom, but his kid logic said instead of going into the cabin like a normal human, he stayed outside. Pandas, I ask you to mentally prepare yourself for this, you will need some unsee juice probably. As the rest of us were playing a game of tag (exept for the ones on dinner duty, they were inside) he sat down and tried to discreetly poop. Realizing he had no toilet paper he starts DIGGING like it’s a gold mine. He then realizes he made the situation worse as we all start staring at him. A parent chaperoning starts chasing him and he starts RUNNING full speed licking this liquid s**t off his hand, I guess to clear the evidence. The chaperone eventually caught him by the shirt and dragged him inside. This is only level one so please mentally prepare yourself once more, Now as this kid is being dragged he starts crying hysterically while having the juiciest farts 7-year-old me had ever heard and he went back into his pants trying to scoop stuff out. He rubbed it on the chaperone and she dropped him. He then took off his pants and stopped crying for a minute. Went in to the kitchen WHERE FOOD IS BEING PREPARED! The rest of us came in because it was almost dinner. This kid wiped off his poopy underwear ONTO THE POT WITH THE VEGAN MEATBALLS and somehow nobody saw. Long story short nobody ate the vegan meatballs or told anyone that this happened👍

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Their method for hard boiled eggs: start them in cold water, boil for 15 minutes, then wait til the water cools to remove them. Gross grey yolks every time ETA: whoever downvoted me obviously makes eggs this insane way so I just wanna tell that guy specifically that you can boil a perfect egg in 12 minutes, less time if you prefer a jammier yolk. you do not need to waste an hour to make hardboiled eggs buddy

What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?

i have seen both of these happen

What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?

Their immune system be like "what is this guy doing!"

What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen Someone Do?

Eat there toenails in public. Like they were ripping them off with their teeth. Also trying to do "it" with a wall. I questioned my existence at that point. (And yes they thankfully had clothes on)

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Rylynn (she/her)

The Brain Is A Muscle And These 30 Trick Questions And Riddles Are The Best Exercise To Train It

Hey, Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know?

The Brain Is A Muscle And These 30 Trick Questions And Riddles Are The Best Exercise To Train It