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P Peitsch • commented on 39 posts 3 months ago

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

I assure you, that lid is very hard to open by kids, sometimes even by adults, if you don't press hard enough. As a parent, anyway supervise your child, when going to shop.

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

It's chinese ... do you have any other question?

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

Town counsil member or his/her friend has a business making these, and the last big order was declined, so here you are ....

Man Demands Sister Cancel Her Trip To Pay $10k For His Surgery, Internet Gets Suspicious

Yaps, I'm also thinking that. I know, USA has practically no healthcare system, but even with it 10.000 dollars for a dental problem seems to be way more exagerated. Also, 10.000 dollaqrs for just a 2 weeks Europe-trip is exagerated too. I don't say, you can't spend so much money in just 2 weeks, all together with flights and hotel-reservations and "spending-money". But for a couple who are saving up 1 year to get it, it's not something realistic. Of course, if for you Hilton or Marriott is the only way, than first of all, you are dumb, second of all, you are dumb again.

People Tear This Dad Apart Online After He Seeks Support Because Wife Won’t Forgive His Prank

OP is the type of guy, who finds it funny smashing the wedding cake on his future-wife face. A man-child, never growing up, and gaining some emphaty.

50 Pics From People’s “Regrettable Past” That They Can’t Help But Cringe At (New Pics)

I wasn't aware, that it came back from '80s in 2007.

Woman Realizes She Has No Real Friends After She Gets Engaged

I would call them, and tell them individually, how cheap-a*s bítches they are. And if they have any social media, I would mention this there too. With a detailed bill, what I spent on their ungrateful a*s.es over the years. They desrve to everyone know, how cheapass.es disrespecting b.itches they are.

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

Compared tobBeing a waitress in the USA, where you have to flirt occasionally for your living, these 'cheerleaders' are more easy going.with their jobs...

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

What the actual Fúck of Bulllshít did I just read?

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

You are delusional, that's not how genetics work. Don't let your present and future kids miss science classes, as you guys did. Edit: Response for Aunttriarch and Bob Brooce

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

More a You-know-what-?-Fck-you-all-!

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

You are just not tired enough...

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

íYou got used to it ... IF ... They say it takes around 66 days for something to become a usual thing. That wasn't true for me, when I changed my work schedule to 6 - 14. All my colleagues said Hey-1-2-months-and-you'll-be-used-to-it. So, after half a year living like a zombie, because of waking up at 4.30 and no sleep till moidnight, I just quit that job. My body and genetical inheritance decided, I'm a nighrt owl. Now, I'm working late-shifts, and very pleased. I have no waking-up-alarm-terror.

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

The same ... unless I am very tired, I'm sleeping like 4-5 hours, than waking up ... gpimg to bathroom, reading a few pages or going shortl on my laptop, than again sleeping for like 3-4 hours.

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

As a non-USA human being .... start packing. As I see your country, it's a lost cause. Harris is your last chance for your children and grandchildren to get out from this wild-capitalist and science-denying b.ullshit in where you are at the moment. And I know, what I'm speaking about, I also left my country, inside the european continent, being already an EU-member state (so not for EU-membership). But I saw the b.ullshits leading to a semi-dictature. And after 16 years, I don't regret it. And my home-country is leading even more towards a kind of dictature.

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

In fact USA is doing the same nowadays too. The slave-trade misery they exported as "democracy", and they are letting their own citizens dying out of greed, with their "healthcare systems".

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

"Honey, but it is for Rocco, you have to understand. He is a good boy, deserves it!" .... -Khm, and me too ... khm, khm,khm ,,,,

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

Between october and februar there is 99% dark, the very small amount of natural light coming from full moon reflecting on snow. But full moon isn't every day. From april till august you have the everlasting Sun (contrary to believes, it's not cool). The very highest tempeture ever recorded was 21,7 Celcius. There are living around 3000 people there. And there is a reason why. So, think for a moment, before packing.

“I Found My Holy Grail”: 30 Thrift Store Finds So Good, They Had To Be Bragged About (New Pics)

For 18 bucks it is ;)

30 Wholesome Relationship Memes That Are Beyond Relatable

'Soulmates' ....

30 Wholesome Relationship Memes That Are Beyond Relatable

She is not really impressed ....

30 Wholesome Relationship Memes That Are Beyond Relatable

Nope, you are human.

30 Wholesome Relationship Memes That Are Beyond Relatable

That's funny :D

"It's Your Fault": Liam Payne Fans Slam Simon Cowell As #JusticeForLiam Trends

Just imagine having this kind of -more shítty, than not- social media, when Kurt Cobain committed suicide.Diffferent times, different generations, different ways of exprresing your feelings ....

"It's Your Fault": Liam Payne Fans Slam Simon Cowell As #JusticeForLiam Trends

Simon Cowell is a producer, not your howdie-youdie-doing uncle. Loosing a life is always sad, the younger, the most sad. Liam couldn't fight his demons, and i am very sorry about this. But why is that Simon Cowell's fault? Asking, when I'm not a great fan of him ....

"Parents, What Secrets Do Your Children Think They Are Hiding From You?" (36 Answers)

That man is trying his best, what he can do, taking in consideration tjhe circumstances: his ortodox beliefs with was he was raised, the judging of the society, and the judging of his own wife. Give that man a kiss! He is a good father.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

What are you talking about?

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

If you get caught, you won't be sentenced for escaping. However, if you comit crimes during it, you will.

Woman Refuses To Change Her Phone Number, Current Owner Starts Making Her Life Hell

I don't get the e-mail part. Gmail or yahoo or any other provider, where I have/had an e-mail address, don't let you register a username already existing in their database. So, you can't register Iamreallydumb, if there is already one user with that name. You can have Iamreallydumb1 or any other plus character, but in this case Iamreallydumb user won't get your emails. So, at which provider can someone register an already existing e-mail address? And please, don't tell me, that people are dumb enough to just make up an e-mail address,

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

If you think, catholicism is the main character is this game, you have serious problem to see the whole picture. And I'm not a believer in any of them ...

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

Let me tell you. Working weekly 39 hours in gastronomy, what is in the USA is a big NO! NO! NO!. That's the work/ life balance even, these 39 hours weekly seems too much So we are seeking to reduce them to a weekly 4 workinng days/ 3 ftee, without any paycut

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

Especially in the USA. That system is really f.cked up. Even the concept of credit cards! Some banks tried this turd also in Europe, but here is NO place for these kind of shítty games. The people were rejecting the idea to spending money, what is not theirs. Sure not everybody, but enough to say, that overall in Europe, when you open a bank-account, a debit card is automatic to have it. But they don't even ask you if you wanr a credit one. You have to ask specifically for it. And if you do, you are dumb.

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

Why do you need siuch a filter? Is your tap water at your place so uhh-nope-thanks?

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

Honestly, I'm okay with the concept .. also I find 4 days instead of 5 would be even better for the persons and also for the producrivity. But working daily 5-6-7-8 hours in a field, what you really like, I think, it's overall good.

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

Only in the USA! I tell you something. 2 years before I had a very bad health problem. I ended up in a hospital with pancreatitis and gallstones. My gallstones caused the pancreatitis. Believe me, you don't want this experience! One week in Intensive care, and another 2 weeks in "normal" care, just for pancreatitis. And after that in the second month after my operation, I had another one to removing my gallstones. There were serious operations, for my very first pancreatitis op. was there the head-surgeon of that hospital, so badly had it f.ucked up. All what íI had to pay after all this saga, was just the daily 10 euro for being "hosted' in that hospital. Anything else, was reallly mattered: the professionism of the doctors, the kindness of the nurses, was "free" First of all, that can't be really paid, second of all, if you have to ... so for there is the Universal healthcare. Okay, íI know ... is sOcIAliSm ... 'sigh' Guys-you-are-a-lost-case.

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

The difference between us, is that you are living in USA and me in Europe. Totally different systems .... I don't have to spend extra money for made-up things, like you described, because I'm living in a society. You guys, it seems, just a bunch of casually businessmen, insisting to have a country, called USA.

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

I'm chef. I don't freaking care, who eats my dish. It will be the same for everyone. I don't f*****g care about your money till you pay the bill.

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P Peitsch • upvoted an item 3 months ago

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

I don't see anything "child friendly" about that. They've not pictured the lid, so it's not even a if they're claiming that it's not a childproof opener.

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P Peitsch • commented on 20 posts 3 months ago

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed

Sadly, there are people living that nightmare, so the People part is also right.

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed

But at least is long

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

I assure you, that lid is very hard to open by kids, sometimes even by adults, if you don't press hard enough. As a parent, anyway supervise your child, when going to shop.

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

It's chinese ... do you have any other question?

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

Town counsil member or his/her friend has a business making these, and the last big order was declined, so here you are ....

Man Demands Sister Cancel Her Trip To Pay $10k For His Surgery, Internet Gets Suspicious

People Tear This Dad Apart Online After He Seeks Support Because Wife Won’t Forgive His Prank

OP is the type of guy, who finds it funny smashing the wedding cake on his future-wife face. A man-child, never growing up, and gaining some emphaty.

50 Pics From People’s “Regrettable Past” That They Can’t Help But Cringe At (New Pics)

I wasn't aware, that it came back from '80s in 2007.

Woman Realizes She Has No Real Friends After She Gets Engaged

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

Compared tobBeing a waitress in the USA, where you have to flirt occasionally for your living, these 'cheerleaders' are more easy going.with their jobs...

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

What the actual Fúck of Bulllshít did I just read?

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

You are delusional, that's not how genetics work. Don't let your present and future kids miss science classes, as you guys did. Edit: Response for Aunttriarch and Bob Brooce

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

More a You-know-what-?-Fck-you-all-!

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

You are just not tired enough...

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

The same ... unless I am very tired, I'm sleeping like 4-5 hours, than waking up ... gpimg to bathroom, reading a few pages or going shortl on my laptop, than again sleeping for like 3-4 hours.

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

In fact USA is doing the same nowadays too. The slave-trade misery they exported as "democracy", and they are letting their own citizens dying out of greed, with their "healthcare systems".

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

"Honey, but it is for Rocco, you have to understand. He is a good boy, deserves it!" .... -Khm, and me too ... khm, khm,khm ,,,,

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

P Peitsch • upvoted 16 items 3 months ago

50 Designers Who Should Be Fired For Designing Something So Idiotically Dangerous

I don't see anything "child friendly" about that. They've not pictured the lid, so it's not even a if they're claiming that it's not a childproof opener.

27 People Share The Biggest Scams In History That Are Still Up To This Day

I'm chef. I don't freaking care, who eats my dish. It will be the same for everyone. I don't f*****g care about your money till you pay the bill.

Demi Moore Shares Emotional Update About Bruce Willis’ Health: “It's A Losing Game”

NO, just NO! Stop giving spotlight to other people regarding to someone's health problems. That's DISGUSTING!

30 People Share Their Shocking Experiences With The Ultra-Rich

Idk, owning a yacht with a full crew 24/7, that is probably only used occasionally seems like a stupid thing to spend money on

Etymologist Goes Viral By Explaining The Creation Of Last Names

In Switzerland there is a peculiar last name "Henzirohs" and one of my clients explained to me how his name came to be. Seems somewhen in past centuries there was a blacksmith going from farm to farm in the region and asked "Hend Sie Ross" (which translates to "Do you have horses") looking for work. And people startet calling him that, so the name Henzirohs was born 😅🤣 Anyways if I were to put names in my phone like this I would never find anyone ever again. My system is "last name-first name". 😅😇🙈

Envious Woman Tries To Hurt Sister At Her Own Wedding, Faces Harsh Backlash In Return

2 younger sibs *always* stick up for each other and OP doesnt know why? Wonder if OP is the golden child of the family.

30 Hilariously Cute Images Of Cats And Dogs That Will Make Even The Grumpiest Person Smile

Also, stop calling yourself "mommy" and "daddy" in relation with your pets. The dressing up thing is a direct consequence of this b.ullshit. You are not 'mommy' Paula, it's your cat, not your kid.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

We have just a vague idea about our own galaxy, which is between the smaller ones in the list of galaxies known to us so far.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

Wow, people downvoting me in just minutes, because the eastern-european public school system is better, than theirs across the ocean. Don't be jelaous folks, try to learn instead.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

I don't wanna ... I mean the fly and cat butt thing .. my imagination would be a bit different. But I get it.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

I learnt this at primary school being 12 years old.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

Sure, it's logical. The ability to have thoughts formed the languages, because people wanted to share those thoughts.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

Observing an object, you already intervened.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

It's called chemistry. Kids, don't skip school!

45 Hilariously Chaotic “Wrong Number” Texts (New Pics)

Hm, making 30 minutes conversation in just 1 minute it's SOMETHING.

30 Maps That Show Much More Than Just A Location Of A Country

It looks like Iran to me.

P Peitsch • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

40 Times People Gave The Most Condescending Advice

You've missed the point.

50 Tourists Who Got Shamed Online For Their Unbelievably Rude Behavior (New Pics)

F**k off, Nimitz. Everyone's sick of the fake hero act. Calling people racist over anything makes people care less about actual racism making it worse. Your actions contribute to racism

People Who Took DNA Tests Are Sharing The Wildest Truths They Discovered

What, that they were POS people by today's standards? Everyone's ancestors were the same. Mine and yours included. 3-4-5 and more generation back, what we call today racism, was a normal thing. But we evolved as a species, not just physically, but also with our concept of respect our own species, and that can't include racism in any form. OP's ancestors from 1800s were in their right by their values, Sure, their right nowadays are inacceptable. But we don't judge people living 200 years ago, because we would look like fools without comprehension of human history. It's another story, if OP's family is still acting like they are living in those days.

37 Things That Are Normal In Some Countries, Yet Make The Rest Of The World Confused

Why would you dilute your drink?

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