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Cosmikid • commented on 8 posts 3 months ago

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Cosmikid • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

The money's got nothing to do with it! It's the effort of calculating when to start killing the idiots in the family. The day will come.

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

What? NO kid remembers anything 5 years old! EVER!! So; they're all new!

Cosmikid • commented on 24 posts 6 months ago

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Except for the part where the saying actually contains both alternatives, and in only valid in England..... dull and void, elsewhither.....

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

lol

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Except for the part where the saying actually contains both alternatives, and in only valid in England..... dull and void, elsewhither.....

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

lol

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Hang on to it, the other 2 have been sold also.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Wait, the Squeegees are back together? I thought they "dis banded".

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

They lied. Who's going to check?

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Capers - one of the All Time Great Cons. All they had to do was spread the whisper "If you find capers in their fridge- that means they REALLY know how to cook!" They missed a bet though; a little label saying "Must be replaced every 3 months for full flavor!" would boost sales through the roof.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Well unless his Self starts contributing to corporate income next week- he's so outta here.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

don't be silly, they're the most tended, with well aged flavor.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Einstein already did this, though he called it "Success." "Success equals: X plus Y plus Z; where X is Work; Y is Play, and Z is Keep Your Mouth Shut." He really said that. (according to my current information...)

“What Tourist Attractions Are Not Overrated?”: 35 Places That Are Worth The Hype

One easy guide- people who "are disappointed" or "hated it" - are a bit more likely than the rest of us to just be jack-holes in the first place.

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

A-Rated. Thanks!!!!!!!!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

bet?

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

look in the crib...

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

lol you've been there!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Just injecting the up to 7% of a solution - smoking starts tomorrow

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Sorry, you want the Bo Tree In and Out- it's a little further along....

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Now why do we always think cave- persons had raggedy underwear and no combs?? Hm??

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

SMOTHER LOVE WILL GET YOU wahhwhweaaeee!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Oh, the potential! "I'm just passing through with my Executive Function Spectrum set on Hi Sally." "It's Full Moon tonight, yes? The whole Billionaire Spectrum Disorder will be on a rampage." Nice!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

And I rearranged Bill. You should see him.....

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Or "stink" as the case may be.

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

And then The Big Sipper came... and.......... slurrrrp..........

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Look, I like "fill in your own narrative" as much as anyone,... but there really is a piece missing here!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

why my wives leave....

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Cosmikid • upvoted 6 items 6 months ago

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Well unless his Self starts contributing to corporate income next week- he's so outta here.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

don't be silly, they're the most tended, with well aged flavor.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Well unless his Self starts contributing to corporate income next week- he's so outta here.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

don't be silly, they're the most tended, with well aged flavor.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Oh, the potential! "I'm just passing through with my Executive Function Spectrum set on Hi Sally." "It's Full Moon tonight, yes? The whole Billionaire Spectrum Disorder will be on a rampage." Nice!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

And then The Big Sipper came... and.......... slurrrrp..........

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

why my wives leave....

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Cosmikid • submitted a new post 8 months ago

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Hey Pandas! Introduce Us To The Most Awesome Not-Human Person You Know!

Cosmikid • submitted 9 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Horrifying Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Were Your Childhood Favorite Books?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Random Memory You Have From Childhood?

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Cosmikid • submitted 6 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Fact That Is Hard To Believe (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Corniest Dad Joke (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Deepest Darkest Fear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

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Cosmikid • commented on 8 posts 3 months ago

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

The money's got nothing to do with it! It's the effort of calculating when to start killing the idiots in the family. The day will come.

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

What? NO kid remembers anything 5 years old! EVER!! So; they're all new!

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

So; do you know where babies come from, son?

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

Did the teachers catch you? Was there blood?

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

Both; obviously. Any Dad know that.

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

And? When Dad breaks his hip, and can't fix everything for 6 months? The entire family whines about how come he can't get out of bed--- but do THEY ever fix anything?? you know the answer!

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

no 6 year old was EVER that patient.

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

OMG!! IT'S a... human!! And the child is... an annoying spawn of... termites!

Cosmikid • commented on 12 posts 6 months ago

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Except for the part where the saying actually contains both alternatives, and in only valid in England..... dull and void, elsewhither.....

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

lol

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Hang on to it, the other 2 have been sold also.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Wait, the Squeegees are back together? I thought they "dis banded".

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

They lied. Who's going to check?

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Well unless his Self starts contributing to corporate income next week- he's so outta here.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

don't be silly, they're the most tended, with well aged flavor.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

“What Tourist Attractions Are Not Overrated?”: 35 Places That Are Worth The Hype

One easy guide- people who "are disappointed" or "hated it" - are a bit more likely than the rest of us to just be jack-holes in the first place.

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

A-Rated. Thanks!!!!!!!!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

bet?

Cosmikid • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

The money's got nothing to do with it! It's the effort of calculating when to start killing the idiots in the family. The day will come.

40 Dad Memes That Prove Dads Are The Funniest People Alive

What? NO kid remembers anything 5 years old! EVER!! So; they're all new!

Cosmikid • upvoted 18 items 6 months ago

Meet The Best Single-Panel Comics By Ed Himelblau

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Well unless his Self starts contributing to corporate income next week- he's so outta here.

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

Very minor nitpick, but short life expectancy was primarily due to astonishing childhood & maternal mortality rates. People in one tribe in the Amazon typically (by the mode, i.e., the most people live to this age) live 70 years on average, just a few years behind developed nations. That also exceeded the (mean) global life expectancy as recently as 2005. These people are adults, it's reasonable to expect them to live for a while. Sources: worldometers.info/demographics/life-expectancy/ (global life expectancy), theconversation.com/hunter-gatherers-live-nearly-as-long-as-we-do-but-with-limited-access-to-healthcare-104157 (hunter-gatherer life expectancy).

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

don't be silly, they're the most tended, with well aged flavor.

Meet The Best Single-Panel Comics By Ed Himelblau

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

30 Best Drone Photos Of 2024, According To The Siena Awards

It's a photo.

30 Best Drone Photos Of 2024, According To The Siena Awards

It's unique or its not. You can't have something very unique as by its nature it is one of a kind and therefore needs no emphasis.

30 Best Drone Photos Of 2024, According To The Siena Awards

They're being eaten, that whale is dead. Pardon me if you were being sarcastic and that just went over my head lol

30 Best Drone Photos Of 2024, According To The Siena Awards

That farmer is think "what fooking person is flying their fooking drone at my sheep and scaring them"

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

It wasWishful Thinking from Day 1.

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Oh, the potential! "I'm just passing through with my Executive Function Spectrum set on Hi Sally." "It's Full Moon tonight, yes? The whole Billionaire Spectrum Disorder will be on a rampage." Nice!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

And then The Big Sipper came... and.......... slurrrrp..........

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

why my wives leave....

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Ah, the days when we wore our bustles outside of our skins

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

Kipper!!

This Cartoonist Makes One-Panel Comics That Reflect On Our Everyday Life (50 Pics)

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