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Sam (She/Him)
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Sam (She/Him) • upvoted an item 1 day ago
Hey Pandas, If You Had Children, How Would You Name Them?
I'd probably go with a Greek mythology name, like Iris or Calypso. I like Rhappsawdeigh, too. XD Totally kidding. Nah, I'll stick to the traditional spelling, Rhapsody. I just think, as a name, it sounds and looks cool. Same with Calypso. Something about musical names. Sam (She/Him) • upvoted an item 4 days ago
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Sam (She/Him) • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago
Hey Pandas, If You Had Children, How Would You Name Them?
"Milady" and "Hizzoner". Imagine the teacher calling them to the blackboard to work out a problem...Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
5 years ago? As in just before the lockdowns and the freaking out about being around people? Oh gosh. I don't think I would have believed it. I'm not sure how I would handle it. Well, if it's 5 years ago on this day, I would definitely tell myself I'm very lucky I'm planning that trip now, and don't worry about the relationship. You'll make it to see him again and you 2 will be okay and still together. Oh, and that job you're working at? You'll have a better time with it working from home... for a short while until the managers start ragging on you again. You'll be at another job. Just don't get too excited about it being a "fresh, new start. And don't think it's door to possible popularity." As usual, everyone will be cool with you until the first day you start hands on working. But hey, you can either persevere or quit that job too. Oh, and don't over spend too much. Use that will-power and actually try to save your money. Fast food doesn't love you back enough to make you broke every week.Show All 3 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
You don’t have to be scared that you won’t be able to have children. You’ll even get two of them and they are perfect.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
The people you call family are not worth your time or energy. They are selfish bastards who cheat and lie and make it look like you are the bad one. The sooner you break off contact with them, the better.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
Don't let them hurt you. Don't follow her like a dog. She's manipulating you.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
To keep a distance away from this specific friend, that did not turn out well this year. Also, to actually study during remote learning. Mhm, suffered from it until this year.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
Don't try brazilian jiu jitsu. Start of back injuries for life...Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
Keep your sh*t to yourself. You don't have to share even though you can't take it with youShow All 8 Upvotes
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Sam (She/Him) • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago
Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Gotten Out Of A Relationship Just In Time?
Ii was 17 when I married Tomas. He was 27. I was too young to see the marinara flags all around me. All through our 18 month relationship, he was abusive. You know, isolated me from family and friends, he beat me, then blamed ma for it. Told me I wasn't pretty, no one would ever want me; too dumb to ever support myself...you get the picture. One thing I knew, if I had to stay, one of us would be dead and the other in prison. Too this day, over 40 years later, I don't know which (would be dead or in prison). My escape was only made possible by a friend and 3 of his best buddies. Sam (She/Him) • submitted a list addition 1 week ago
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Sam (She/Him) • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago
Hey Pandas, If You Had To Pick A New Name For Yourself, What Name Would You Pick?
I would pick a short, silly name with a long, and in some way dumb, nickname, such as: Joe "Killer of stars at night because during day there are none".Hey Pandas, If You Had To Pick A New Name For Yourself, What Name Would You Pick?
I really like my name, but I also love Anastasia and victoire, because they both seem so regal and mysterious somehow.Hey Pandas, I Am A Good Therapist, Feel Free To Talk To Me
I’m scared for high school, I always want to sleep even though I’m not always that tired, I need to study but my mind wanders too much, I might be bi or pan but I don’t have the means or the courage to find out, my skin is terrible, I have to think of college and what my opportunities are even though I haven’t even started HS, and I might have anxiety. and this is my second week into writer’s block, which I think what I have to say in writing is worthless anyway, because I might end up homeless unless I can find something else im good at for a potential job.Hey Pandas, If You Had To Pick A New Name For Yourself, What Name Would You Pick?
Totally Samuel or Rubén. I'm not even a boy, but they sound wayy better than girl names. If it was a girl name, I'd choose Diana or María (a veeeeery common name in my country, but I love it)Show All 10 Upvotes
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Sam (She/Him) • upvoted an item 17 hours ago
Hey Pandas, If You Had Children, How Would You Name Them?
I'd probably go with a Greek mythology name, like Iris or Calypso. I like Rhappsawdeigh, too. XD Totally kidding. Nah, I'll stick to the traditional spelling, Rhapsody. I just think, as a name, it sounds and looks cool. Same with Calypso. Something about musical names. Sam (She/Him) • upvoted an item 3 days ago
Sam (She/Him) • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago
Sam (She/Him) • upvoted an item 5 days ago
Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
5 years ago? As in just before the lockdowns and the freaking out about being around people? Oh gosh. I don't think I would have believed it. I'm not sure how I would handle it. Well, if it's 5 years ago on this day, I would definitely tell myself I'm very lucky I'm planning that trip now, and don't worry about the relationship. You'll make it to see him again and you 2 will be okay and still together. Oh, and that job you're working at? You'll have a better time with it working from home... for a short while until the managers start ragging on you again. You'll be at another job. Just don't get too excited about it being a "fresh, new start. And don't think it's door to possible popularity." As usual, everyone will be cool with you until the first day you start hands on working. But hey, you can either persevere or quit that job too. Oh, and don't over spend too much. Use that will-power and actually try to save your money. Fast food doesn't love you back enough to make you broke every week. Sam (She/Him) • upvoted 12 items 6 days ago
Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
To keep a distance away from this specific friend, that did not turn out well this year. Also, to actually study during remote learning. Mhm, suffered from it until this year.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
Don't try brazilian jiu jitsu. Start of back injuries for life...Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
The people you call family are not worth your time or energy. They are selfish bastards who cheat and lie and make it look like you are the bad one. The sooner you break off contact with them, the better.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell Yourself 5 Years Ago?
You don’t have to be scared that you won’t be able to have children. You’ll even get two of them and they are perfect.Hey Pandas, If You Had To Pick A New Name For Yourself, What Name Would You Pick?
I really like my name, but I also love Anastasia and victoire, because they both seem so regal and mysterious somehow.Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Gotten Out Of A Relationship Just In Time?
Ii was 17 when I married Tomas. He was 27. I was too young to see the marinara flags all around me. All through our 18 month relationship, he was abusive. You know, isolated me from family and friends, he beat me, then blamed ma for it. Told me I wasn't pretty, no one would ever want me; too dumb to ever support myself...you get the picture. One thing I knew, if I had to stay, one of us would be dead and the other in prison. Too this day, over 40 years later, I don't know which (would be dead or in prison). My escape was only made possible by a friend and 3 of his best buddies.Hey Pandas, Write A Sentence Starting With The Word "I" And Let Your Keyboard Finish It
I have to get my hair cut today. I do need a slight trim tbh... Sam (She/Him) • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago
Hey Pandas, What's A New Hobby You've Started Doing?
pilates! I don't really exercise that much and thought that it would be good for me to glow up a little (even just in mindset lol) this summer.Hey Pandas, I Am A Good Therapist, Feel Free To Talk To Me
I’m scared for high school, I always want to sleep even though I’m not always that tired, I need to study but my mind wanders too much, I might be bi or pan but I don’t have the means or the courage to find out, my skin is terrible, I have to think of college and what my opportunities are even though I haven’t even started HS, and I might have anxiety. and this is my second week into writer’s block, which I think what I have to say in writing is worthless anyway, because I might end up homeless unless I can find something else im good at for a potential job. Sam (She/Him) • is following 2 people
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