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Patrick Schussler

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Patrick Schussler • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago

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I take my cat to a vet who also has 100 cats living at the clinic. Some of them are just unsociable, some are blind or have other horrible handicaps, and the clinic is basically hospice care for still others. Long story short, the doctor and her staff and volunteers are all saints. Unfortunately, word has gotten out and some people now think of the clinic as "the place where you can dump unwanted cats." Which they really can't. It's already at capacity. Anyhow, I'm waiting there one day for a routine checkup and this Kardashian-looking woman, covered with jewelry and expensive clothes, walks in with a perfectly healthy-looking cat. She tells the woman behind the counter, "I'm leaving town, I can't take the cat, so I'm donating it to you guys." The employee explains that no, that's not a sweater in your hands and this isn't Goodwill. It doesn't work that way. Oblivious to her surroundings - there are maybe a dozen people there, between patient parents and staff - the visiting woman isn't even making an effort to talk discreetly. After being refused, she says fine, if you don't take the cat, I'm just going to dump it on the street. She has a brief staredown with the woman behind the counter, maybe assuming that she can guilt the clinic into taking her cat, then walks away. Another customer - a big beefy guy - who's been watching this, intercepts the woman before she can get to the door. And proceeds to say something so vivid, I wish I could repeat it verbatim but I can paraphrase it with some highlights. "Lady, you want to dump the cat? Fine. I'm going to give you what you want. I'll take your cat." "But the price is that I'm going to berate you in front of everyone here, you useless f*****g c**t. You're so goddamned selfish you won't even cough up 69¢ a day for a can of Friskies? F**k you, you f*****g wh**e. You don't f*****g deserve the generosity of the people who work here. You want to f*****g blackmail them into preventing a cat murder? You disgust me. If it wasn't for that gold-plated pussy dripping between your legs, I'd punch you in the orbital sockets until your eyes bleed. Now get the f**k out of my sight before I decide that it'd be worth a battery charge to do it anyway. F**k you." This was R. Lee Ermey-level s**t. By now, the doctor herself has shown up. She doesn't know exactly what's happening, but it's gotten pretty loud. Obviously she doesn't like people swearing at other people in her waiting room, it's bad for business. The guy says to her, "Look, you're probably used to it, but I get angry when I see people who mistreat animals."

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I don't remember the name of the book series but it was a Sci Fi trilogy that ended in the protagonist and her love interest sacrificing their lives to save everyone else. Really unexpected and powerful for a YA book, but if course the epilogue had to ruin everything! Turns out the aliens were advanced enough to bring back the dead or something. They were given a second chance for their heroism. Ugh!! Then why have them make that sacrifice if it's ultimately undone!? It makes it seem trivial! I was so annoyed. They could have saved the world some other way in that case lol

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Angriest You Have Ever Been At A Book? (Possible Spoiler Alert!)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Super Power?

I am excellent at disappearing into large crowds. Even though I am 6'3" if I don't want to be found I won't be. My family and friends always complain when I go off somewhere else and they can't see me. I also can change into a wild variety of colors.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Because the "far-left" has it all together? That's the thing. Most people are closer to the middle.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Oh because killing little babies is such a human thing to do, and wanting the ability to protect myself and my loved ones from the government is so wrong? Yes the US has a very wrong view on a lot, but just because you don't understand the facts doesn't mean you should go spouting nonsense

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

I actually think it's sad that anybody feels the need to harp on people who do. Seriously, dude? Don't believe it, don't read it. It's that simple.

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Please. Don't blame God, he's just as horrified of what goes on in various churches. It's not his fault people have wondered away from him. For example, blame those claiming to be christians. For instance, there are so many traditions going on in various "christian" denominations that are upright non-scriptural. God shakes his head when people pray to Mary, using idols and whatnot. God clearly teaches us that “You must not make for yourself a carved image or a form like anything that is in the heavens above or on the earth below or in the waters under the earth. You must not bow down to them nor be enticed to serve them, for I, Jehovah your God, am a God who requires exclusive devotion.”—Exodus 20:4, 5. In Psalm 115:4-8 there's a similar passage about praying before images or use them in worship

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Patrick Schussler • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

What about Christianity? I'm talking about Protestant Christianity, not Catholicism.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

I am a teen that is growing up in a Christian household. I would very much like to disagree with you. My parents are of the thought that we will choose for ourselves. They take us to church every Sunday but it is our choice to believe. There is nothing stopping me and my brothers from leaving the faith but we all agree with what we are being taught.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

If you want to discuss this I happily will. I might be a teen but I have true faith in my religion. Of course, I understand if you don't want to talk to a White Christian Conservative Male.

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Patrick Schussler • upvoted an item 3 years ago

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

"Lighten" up? That does sound like a racist slur, as lightening up usually means to make things less dark. We should replace this saying immediately! (Please note that this is a satire)

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Patrick Schussler • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

What about Christianity? I'm talking about Protestant Christianity, not Catholicism.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

If you want to discuss this I happily will. I might be a teen but I have true faith in my religion. Of course, I understand if you don't want to talk to a White Christian Conservative Male.

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Angriest You Have Ever Been At A Book? (Possible Spoiler Alert!)

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

I actually think it's sad that anybody feels the need to harp on people who do. Seriously, dude? Don't believe it, don't read it. It's that simple.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

"Lighten" up? That does sound like a racist slur, as lightening up usually means to make things less dark. We should replace this saying immediately! (Please note that this is a satire)

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Because the "far-left" has it all together? That's the thing. Most people are closer to the middle.

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Chiliad9 reply

Hey Pandas, What Is The Angriest You Have Ever Been At A Book? (Possible Spoiler Alert!)

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