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Nobody • upvoted 40 items 11 months ago

Husband Thinks Wife Should Apologize To Her Doctor For Cursing At Him While Giving Birth

Some Catholics believe pain and suffering good for the soul. It's pretty nuts.

Husband Thinks Wife Should Apologize To Her Doctor For Cursing At Him While Giving Birth

Speaking of catholic hospitals. I gave natural birth at a catholic hospital. No I.V. No medicine, nothing. I was in active labor and in excruciating pain. I was making noises I didn't know I could make because it hurt so bad. One of the nurses came into my room and said, "Why are you being so loud?" Will you please quiet down. Had I not been in labor I would have cussed that nurse out. From my experience catholic hospitals are the worst places to give birth. It's mind boggling that people who are supposed to be so in touch with Jesus, act in ways that are the complete opposite of how he would act.

Husband Thinks Wife Should Apologize To Her Doctor For Cursing At Him While Giving Birth

Some Catholics believe pain and suffering good for the soul. It's pretty nuts.

Husband Thinks Wife Should Apologize To Her Doctor For Cursing At Him While Giving Birth

A doctor should be immune to swearing of any sort, and should certainly not let their own religious beliefs or intolerances show in any way at all. This behaviour is unethical at best.

Cousin Keeps Criticizing Man’s Wife’s Asian Food For Not Being 'Authentic' Enough, Gets Humbled

Rural Ohio... enough said.

Cousin Keeps Criticizing Man’s Wife’s Asian Food For Not Being 'Authentic' Enough, Gets Humbled

Ah, I see the problem. This cousin has a faulty dictionary. 'Authentic' does not mean 'Taste just like the stuff I can get at the local Chinese buffet.

Man Wants An Open Marriage After 19 Years, Realizes His Mistake When He Sees Wife Thriving

Almost every story about open marriage on reddit ends with the person wanting the open marriage to have a surprised pikachu face when they aren't as hot as they thought and their partner gets it all. Almost like the grass isn't greener on the other side

Someone Asks People To Share Common Historical Myths That Annoy Them, And 30 Deliver

I thought it was potato blight, landlordship, food export to england that created an deficiency, and relying on one crop (potato)??

Man Wants An Open Marriage After 19 Years, Realizes His Mistake When He Sees Wife Thriving

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny... "what a maroon!"

Teacher Pretends Insults From 12 Y.O. Student Are Compliments, Entertains Class But Makes Boy Cry

He didn't cry because she was mean to him. His crying was a natural consequence because he felt frustrated over his bad efforts being thwarted. He essentially made himself cry because his target didn't react as he wanted. Natural consequences are a great teaching tool for kids.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Paul, my mother used to say about them was 'over paid, over sexed and over here' Hope nan had herself a very good time :)

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

How the hell did he pull that off? Two is one thing, but three? Wonder what he did for a living? He had to have had a really well paying job some inheritance to keep three families as well as explain all the absences.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Vintage food

35 Modern-Day Life Issues Perfectly Captured By This Artist (New Pics)

Like I am looking at the mirror with this picture!

35 Chaotic Avian Memes Shared By "Birds With Threatening Auras"

but mummm!

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

He babbles bollocks.

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

No McChickens until you answer the fûcking question.

35 Modern-Day Life Issues Perfectly Captured By This Artist (New Pics)

These are all beautiful and so deep

35 Modern-Day Life Issues Perfectly Captured By This Artist (New Pics)

BRB...gotta go hug my cat.

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

It poooooo!

35 Chaotic Avian Memes Shared By "Birds With Threatening Auras"

You haven't lived until you've hand-fed a cassowary. Although fearsome looking, they are the gentlest birds imaginable. Truly. They don't ram their bills at your fingers like swans, ducks and geese. They don't spike the end of your finger like a brolga. They don't mob you like emus. Or nip and scratch like a parrot. That bill is the beak of a fruit eater, designed to gently dislodge ripe cherry-like fruits from trees. You can barely feel the gentle touch of their beak as they carefully pluck food from your hand.

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

And now its 8 times a day

35 Modern-Day Life Issues Perfectly Captured By This Artist (New Pics)

I don't need kids, I just need anxiety and depresson! Yay!

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

how many boards would the mongol hordes hoard if the mongol hordes got bored

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Oh, it’s gettin real pissed now!

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

He concocts fairytales

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

He perpetuates untruths.

If You Enjoy Dark Humor, These 35 Memes Might Make You Laugh, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Raise your kids, spoil the grandchildren. Spoil your kids, raise your grandchildren.

50 Memes To Help You Cope With Life Through Sarcasm, Courtesy Of This IG Page

Yeah, they never die, you are born with an X number of fatcells, often in the most awkward places. The only thing they do is fill when you eat, deflate when you starve yourself, and fill again when starving kills your organs off. A no-win situation at all times. And then we have these very nice people telling obese people that being obese is a choice and lack of discipline? I'd rather be obese and healthy than skinny and starved. Having said this: you do need to eat healthy food and exercise, but even then you can be obese unlike some people whom I've seen that are skinny eating junk food all the time. They should be aware that they gather fat around their organs even though you can't see it on the outside, they are much more unhealthy than obese people eating proper food.

50 Memes To Help You Cope With Life Through Sarcasm, Courtesy Of This IG Page

But four will get you back on the interstate.

Modern Life Expressed In Clear-Cut Illustrations By Italian Artist Giulia Rosa

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Nobody • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Write A Poem About Your Life

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Hey Pandas, Lets Make A Group For The Unfair Treatment Of Older/Middle Kids

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Lets Make A Group For The Unfair Treatment Of Older/Middle Kids

Nobody • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me The Story Of Your Closest Call (Closed)

Nobody • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Save One Animal From Extinction What Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Controversial Food Opinion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Imagine Your Phone Is Connected To The World's Biggest Speaker. What Song Are You Playing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type Out A Lyric Or Two And Have People Guess The Song (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If A Zombie Apocalypse Had Started? (Closed)

Nobody • submitted 14 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Overrated Thing Ever? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Someone Said That Made Everyone Around Cringe? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Surprising Thing You’ve Learned About A Family Member When You Googled Them?

Hey Pandas Tell Us Some Dark Jokes

Hey Pandas, Write A Poem About Your Life

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Annoying Thing Your Sibling Does? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Feel Free To Introduce Yourself And Tell The World About Yourself (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Encounter With An Animal? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Care For The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Lets Make A Group For The Unfair Treatment Of Older/Middle Kids

Hey Pandas, How Do You Think The Virus Will End? (Closed)

Nobody • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

29 Experiences Only One Gender Has That The Other Is Jealous Of, As Pointed Out Online

I have noticed at my job (Funeral director) that women are often given the liberty to grive while men are told to man up. Its so sad to see and its very important for people to properly grive regardless of gender.

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

it is pretty lonely

35 Celebrities That Had Everything And Made Career-Changing Mistakes, As Presented In This Thread

The shamwow guy went to prison, that all the celebraties i know of

50 Real-Life Stories That Are Nothing Short Of ‘Fascinating’

more like Daredevil

People Online Really Tried These 30 Foods And Drinks Before Knocking Them, But Can’t Stand Them

I love these things, my mum steams them and we eat them with condensed milk

50 Funny Posts That Might Hit You With A Wave Of Nostalgia, As Shared By This Instagram Page

https://classicreload.com/win9x-3d-pinball-space-cadet.html found it

50 Funny, Strange Or Simply Threatening Texts Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

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50 Of The Worst Things People Experienced Whilst On Holiday

my mum got stung by one when she was 14 while peeling a box of onions, they gave her a pill and she was fine

30 Times 'Nice Guys' Showed Their True Incel Nature As Soon As They Got Rejected, As Shared On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Screenshot-2023-05-17-125546-PM-6465071ed8346.png

“Humor State University”: 30 Funny Memes About Life As A Student That Have People Laughing Through The Tears

someone might die, dont know who tho, and we'll definenly be getting rockets' backstory

50 Of The Most ‘Antisocial’ Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled ‘Fear Of Going Out’ (New Pics)

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30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

or therapy ocassionally

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

rosemary goat cheese made in late spring/early summer

51 Lesser-Known But Significant Events That Most People Have Never Heard Of

I remember when i was little I would catch fireflys, and when the birds' song used to be my alarm. I wonder what happened to the mourning dove

28 Things People Keep At Home But Avoid Talking About Because They Are So Controversial, As Shared Online

i have a pirated copy

30 People Share The Juiciest Pieces Of Gossip They Know

the daughters husband is cheating on her with his mil

"Cringetopia": 35 Of The Most Mortifying Moments Shared On This Twitter Account

I GOT A HAMMER AND DULL FORK

The “What?” Online Community Dedicates Itself To Everything That’s Bizarrely Confusing, And Here Are 33 Of Their Spot-On Posts

Queso

50 'Tastefully Offensive' Tweets That Are Surprisingly Relatable (New Posts)

TAMALES

Wife Builds And Sets Up Furniture All By Herself, Husband Has A Problem With Her Taking Credit For It

i ate a full meal today :)

Nobody • upvoted 20 items 11 months ago

Cousin Keeps Criticizing Man’s Wife’s Asian Food For Not Being 'Authentic' Enough, Gets Humbled

Rural Ohio... enough said.

Cousin Keeps Criticizing Man’s Wife’s Asian Food For Not Being 'Authentic' Enough, Gets Humbled

Ah, I see the problem. This cousin has a faulty dictionary. 'Authentic' does not mean 'Taste just like the stuff I can get at the local Chinese buffet.

Husband Thinks Wife Should Apologize To Her Doctor For Cursing At Him While Giving Birth

Some Catholics believe pain and suffering good for the soul. It's pretty nuts.

Husband Thinks Wife Should Apologize To Her Doctor For Cursing At Him While Giving Birth

A doctor should be immune to swearing of any sort, and should certainly not let their own religious beliefs or intolerances show in any way at all. This behaviour is unethical at best.

Man Wants An Open Marriage After 19 Years, Realizes His Mistake When He Sees Wife Thriving

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny... "what a maroon!"

Man Wants An Open Marriage After 19 Years, Realizes His Mistake When He Sees Wife Thriving

Someone Asks People To Share Common Historical Myths That Annoy Them, And 30 Deliver

I thought it was potato blight, landlordship, food export to england that created an deficiency, and relying on one crop (potato)??

Teacher Pretends Insults From 12 Y.O. Student Are Compliments, Entertains Class But Makes Boy Cry

queerfromthemadhouse reply

Not mine, but happened in my old neighbourhood: some old dude died of cancer, his daughter and her boyfriend cleaned out a garage he was renting and found human body parts. The police got involved and it was revealed that the guy was a serial killer who murdered at least five women, though the exact number of his victims is unknown.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

ootenworpin reply

My grandmother was secretly using medical marijuana. She asked me to help her get her card, and I took her to the dispensary when she wanted to go. The rest of the family found out when she passed away whn they found some edibles in her nightstand. Miss Her everyday.

pekepeeps reply

Elderly aunt had a hidden room with staircase to basement area no one knew about. She and her son had a meth lab. This was in the 90’s in Philly. Blew us all away.

TruCelt reply

After my Grandfather died, I asked my Dad to quietly go through his Dad's bedroom while I took my Grandmother out to lunch. I explained that GrandDad might have racy magazines about, that would be upsetting to GrandMa if she found them. So just, be a good son and save your Mom from that. When we got back, my Dad was nearly hysterical, half laughing, half barfing, and pulled me into the garage to debrief. Apparently, my Grandfather was exactly the devout Catholic that he had appeared to be. And what my poor father had found in the bedside table was a stack of cheesecake pictures - of his own mother.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Vintage food

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Paul, my mother used to say about them was 'over paid, over sexed and over here' Hope nan had herself a very good time :)

MaryTWilliamsa reply

Cleaning out my grandpa's apartment we found different pieces of a handgun scattered around. He struggled on and off with depression, and apparently, he did it so that if he was thinking about taking his life, he would have to go find all the parts and give himself time to talk himself out of it.

Reckless_Pixel reply

Grandpa did drawings of the faces of the people he killed in WW2. Nobody knows why but my grandma said he had a lot of guilt over the things he saw so my guess is he didn't want to forget them or didn't feel like he should be allowed to forget them.

RelativeDatabase reply

My uncle didn’t die of brain cancer which was communicated to the family. He died of HIV. He was gay, he was madly in love with his partner, and because his immediate family his partner was not allowed in the hospital to say goodbye. I inherited some of my uncle’s things. In it was a large stack of love letters from his partner. They were so in love, and hid it from everyone. It hurts.