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Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Husband Declares “You Cook, You Clean” Rule After Wife’s Pasta Tornado, Leaves Her Furious

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

Guy Sick Of Lady's Bike Blocking Hall, Gets It Removed By Property Management As She Won't Listen

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

Don't take this the wrong way, but I am not getting on a flight with you.

bondsman333 reply

She got into a bad car wreck and changed. Physically she recovered but mentally she was a totally different person. Before the wreck she was committed to her career and wanted a house and a family. After the wreck she became a hippie, experimenting with d***s and travels the country in a van.

Unclear if it was the concussion/brain injury or the PTSD from the whole ordeal.

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted an item 7 months ago

36 Life-Saving Products For Adults Barely Keeping It Together

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

Navel_of_Eve reply

If you mail a letter without a stamp with the return address as the actual address you want it go, they will “return” it to the return address. 😉.

“What Is This Thing?”: 50 Times People Stumbled Upon Mysterious Objects (New Pics)

My first guess was something kinky LOL

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 26 items 1 year ago

35 Disturbing Things People Were Actually Doing Before Learning How Bad They Were

This *is* normal. If you're concerned about the top layer of soap having someone else's bum germs on it a quick go under the shower will wash them off. Also, it's SOAP - it's job is to make you clean. Anyone who can't share a bar of soap with their own partner has serious issues.

35 Things People Can Only Fully Comprehend After Going Through Them Themselves

35 Disturbing Things People Were Actually Doing Before Learning How Bad They Were

35 Things People Can Only Fully Comprehend After Going Through Them Themselves

50 Of The Worst Actions Of People That Could Make Even The Most Understanding Angry

“Why Babysitter, What Did We Do Wrong?”: 30 Unresolved Mysteries People Doubt They'll Ever Solve

BiologicalDelta reply

When I was about 6/7ish i was looking for bugs around my grandparents house, under furniture and what not. I checked under a cupboard in the living room and saw a single eye on a stalk looking back at me (kinda like a snail but not slimy) from behind one of the cupboards rear legs. I thought it must be a toy so I went to the kitchen and asked my gran to give me something to reach it with (it was too far away for me to reach by hand). Armed with a spaghetti server I went back to the cupboard and the eye was still there, I reached to get it... And it disappeared. my grandad then moved the cupboard and we could find no evidence of anything hiding behind it. I ended up writing up notes and drawing pictures in a journal which I still have somewhere. For some reason this mystery as stuck with me ever since and I have no idea what it could be. Overactive imagination?

Utah Neighborhood Makes Barbie Fans Weep After Showing Its 'Barbieween' Decor

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anon reply

My best friend once went to the store with a $20 bill to get a 2L bottle of pop and was worried she wouldn't have enough. I had to show her how to use my toaster (its a regular toaster where you push down), and she had never had mac and cheese before in her life. Once, I had corndogs in my freezer and she wanted one, so I told her could make one. She ended up having to get me to put it in the microwave for her because she had no idea what to do.

30 Men Who Have Cheated On Partners Get Brutally Honest In Discussing Why They Did It

He was providing a service guys. It’s totally okay.

36 Penguin Facts That Shed Some Light On These Awesome Birds

Someone Asks What The Scariest Thing Science Has Proven To Be Real Is, And People Deliver 30 Of The Most Chilling Answers

95 Irish Blessings That Even A Leprechaun Would Share

sagan_drinks_cosmos reply

Supporting women's rights. Real men don't need to control women.

skribsbb reply

The first thing you do if you think your computer is being hacked is unplug it from the network (or disable the Wi-Fi).

39 Folks Online List Driving Rules That Aren’t Written Down On Paper, Yet Everyone Still Should Know

Turn off your brights in town; any time you're behind another vehicle; as soon as you see another vehicle coming from the other direction (if you can see their lights, they can see yours).

ImSkippingClass reply

As a teacher, I see this literally every day. But I currently have a student who is the sweetest kid ever, but her dad is ... not. He’s abusive, always angry, and she is never good enough. He openly admits that he wants her to do well in school so she can pay to support him cause “that’s what kids do”. There’s currently an investigation going on with an armed robbery that he was involved with. I’m currently waiting with all the adoption paperwork ready to go since she has no other family if he goes to prison for 30+ years, which is likely. I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure she doesn’t go into foster care.

A-rat-on-a-keyboard reply

For the love of god, turn off your brights when you’re behind someone else.

40 Of The Toughest Animals In The World

Honey badger don't give a f**k!

Man Gets Revenge On His MIL By Giving Her $40 Gift Instead Of A $600 One After She Refused To Give Her Gift To His Daughter

30 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

25 Times Great Tragedies Happened While These TV Shows Were Being Filmed And They Dealt With It In The Most Respectful Way

Andrew Tate Vs. Greta Thunberg: A Twitter Showdown on Climate Activism

biscuitboy89 reply

When I was 19 I was working a s****y retail job and had an awful store manager that was a really nasty guy. One day I snapped and had enough and stormed out. I never came back. I felt guilty as the store manager only scheduled two people on at the end of the day, so with me gone it was just him and my colleague who was about to leave for the day...on his last ever day. The colleague stayed on an extra hour or two on his last day to cover for me and I guess because I'd left abruptly, agreed to work a few extra shifts until I was replaced. My replacement was a woman whom later became his wife and now they have two children. If I hadn't rage quit that day the likelihood is they never would have met and those kids would never exist!

Kori_Grayson reply

One I haven't seen mentioned yet is the inability to take criticism. The last guy I was with had no problem critiquing my interests, jokes, or behaviors, but he'd always get so defensive if you ever tried to give him any constructive criticism about anything.

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community)

Sljones1190 reply

When I worked at a major theme park, I had a guest get pissed that a family that came up the elevator got right on the ride. I explained to them that they were a "Make a Wish" family and this guest got irate and proceeded to say "I wish my kid was a make a wish kid so we wouldn't have to wait in line". Needless to say, I kicked him out of line so quickly and didn't give two s***s if it meant me getting in trouble (I didn't).

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Opie&Mary Heflin • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share An Unexpected Divine Intervention Experience (Closed)

Opie&Mary Heflin • commented on a post 1 year ago

Men Share 30 Things They Believe Women Will Never Understand About Being A Man

I am so sorry for anyone experiencing this I am more than happy to be your friend please feel free to reach out to me anytime nobody should ever have to be alone if they don't want to be. Here's my email address and phone number should anyone want to reach out to me to talk or be friends opiemaryheflin@gmail.com 573-725-3364

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You're Afraid Of Doing Alone?

I’m afraid of showering without someone in the house. I have some issues tbh

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You can also thicken soups with instant potatoes! I find it easier than flour or corn starch. No need to make a roux or slurry. Just pour some in and stir until you get a consistency you like.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You're Afraid Of Doing Alone?

I’m afraid of showering without someone in the house. I have some issues tbh

best-lazy-cooking-cheats

You can also thicken soups with instant potatoes! I find it easier than flour or corn starch. No need to make a roux or slurry. Just pour some in and stir until you get a consistency you like.