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Opie&Mary Heflin

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Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 Times Humans And Animals Refused To Bow To The Fury Of Nature (New Pics)

......they're convicted criminals. Currently serving time. They're grossly underpaid for all the jobs we can make prisoners do but especially in cases like this where they risk their lives for people who shun them.

"Hasn’t Even Been A Day": People In Disbelief As TikTok Is Back Online

I'm just sitting here (not a tik toc user, btw) laughing at all the people that crashed & burned their reputations by admitting they faked content. Guess tik toc is still out for them. 😆

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Letting-Man-Explain-TikTok-Trend

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

‘Before And After’: 30 Stories Of Life-Changing Events That Shaped People’s Lives

My husband was initially meant to meet with his team there, but the meeting was cancelled and he got routed to Canada at the last minute. A terrible, terrible day.

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

You can hate me, but I like it 😅

45 Terrifying Times Nature Stopped People In Their Tracks (New Pics)

said in a high pitched, chipmunky like voice....

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

You can hate me, but I like it 😅

45 Terrifying Times Nature Stopped People In Their Tracks (New Pics)

said in a high pitched, chipmunky like voice....

45 Terrifying Times Nature Stopped People In Their Tracks (New Pics)

Groot performing a dance number?

Why Does This Tree Look Like It’s Sneaking Out Of The Woods?!

50 Times Partners Took 'Clueless' To The Next Level

Stir your own drink

“I Truly Wonder What Happened To Her”: 30 Of The Most Chilling Missing Persons Cases

It makes me sick some mothers pick their man over their children

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Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

To be fair he is in his 70’s now. He was my favourite in Stargate.

Couples, Relationships

Husband Declares “You Cook, You Clean” Rule After Wife’s Pasta Tornado, Leaves Her Furious

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

To be fair he is in his 70’s now. He was my favourite in Stargate.

Couples, Relationships

Husband Declares “You Cook, You Clean” Rule After Wife’s Pasta Tornado, Leaves Her Furious

Curiosities

Guy Sick Of Lady's Bike Blocking Hall, Gets It Removed By Property Management As She Won't Listen

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Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

Don't take this the wrong way, but I am not getting on a flight with you.

bondsman333 reply

She got into a bad car wreck and changed. Physically she recovered but mentally she was a totally different person. Before the wreck she was committed to her career and wanted a house and a family. After the wreck she became a hippie, experimenting with d***s and travels the country in a van.

Unclear if it was the concussion/brain injury or the PTSD from the whole ordeal.

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted an item 9 months ago

Problem Solvers, Shopping

The End Is In Sight And These 20 Items Will Help You Get Through The Last Stretch of 2024

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

Navel_of_Eve reply

If you mail a letter without a stamp with the return address as the actual address you want it go, they will “return” it to the return address. 😉.

“What Is This Thing?”: 50 Times People Stumbled Upon Mysterious Objects (New Pics)

My first guess was something kinky LOL

Opie&Mary Heflin • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

35 Disturbing Things People Were Actually Doing Before Learning How Bad They Were

This *is* normal. If you're concerned about the top layer of soap having someone else's bum germs on it a quick go under the shower will wash them off. Also, it's SOAP - it's job is to make you clean. Anyone who can't share a bar of soap with their own partner has serious issues.

Health, Mental health

35 Things People Can Only Fully Comprehend After Going Through Them Themselves

35 Disturbing Things People Were Actually Doing Before Learning How Bad They Were

Health, Mental health

35 Things People Can Only Fully Comprehend After Going Through Them Themselves

Social Issues

50 Of The Worst Actions Of People That Could Make Even The Most Understanding Angry

Curiosities

“Why Babysitter, What Did We Do Wrong?”: 30 Unresolved Mysteries People Doubt They'll Ever Solve

BiologicalDelta reply

When I was about 6/7ish i was looking for bugs around my grandparents house, under furniture and what not. I checked under a cupboard in the living room and saw a single eye on a stalk looking back at me (kinda like a snail but not slimy) from behind one of the cupboards rear legs. I thought it must be a toy so I went to the kitchen and asked my gran to give me something to reach it with (it was too far away for me to reach by hand). Armed with a spaghetti server I went back to the cupboard and the eye was still there, I reached to get it... And it disappeared. my grandad then moved the cupboard and we could find no evidence of anything hiding behind it. I ended up writing up notes and drawing pictures in a journal which I still have somewhere. For some reason this mystery as stuck with me ever since and I have no idea what it could be. Overactive imagination?

Decorating, DIY

Utah Neighborhood Makes Barbie Fans Weep After Showing Its 'Barbieween' Decor

Toxic-Baby-Boomer-Things

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My best friend once went to the store with a $20 bill to get a 2L bottle of pop and was worried she wouldn't have enough. I had to show her how to use my toaster (its a regular toaster where you push down), and she had never had mac and cheese before in her life. Once, I had corndogs in my freezer and she wanted one, so I told her could make one. She ended up having to get me to put it in the microwave for her because she had no idea what to do.

30 Men Who Have Cheated On Partners Get Brutally Honest In Discussing Why They Did It

He was providing a service guys. It’s totally okay.

Animals

36 Penguin Facts That Shed Some Light On These Awesome Birds

Curiosities, Facts

Someone Asks What The Scariest Thing Science Has Proven To Be Real Is, And People Deliver 30 Of The Most Chilling Answers

95 Irish Blessings That Even A Leprechaun Would Share

sagan_drinks_cosmos reply

Supporting women's rights. Real men don't need to control women.

skribsbb reply

The first thing you do if you think your computer is being hacked is unplug it from the network (or disable the Wi-Fi).

39 Folks Online List Driving Rules That Aren’t Written Down On Paper, Yet Everyone Still Should Know

Turn off your brights in town; any time you're behind another vehicle; as soon as you see another vehicle coming from the other direction (if you can see their lights, they can see yours).

ImSkippingClass reply

As a teacher, I see this literally every day. But I currently have a student who is the sweetest kid ever, but her dad is ... not. He’s abusive, always angry, and she is never good enough. He openly admits that he wants her to do well in school so she can pay to support him cause “that’s what kids do”. There’s currently an investigation going on with an armed robbery that he was involved with. I’m currently waiting with all the adoption paperwork ready to go since she has no other family if he goes to prison for 30+ years, which is likely. I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure she doesn’t go into foster care.