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Furious Salamander

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Furious Salamander

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Furious Salamander • commented on 22 posts 3 years ago

50 Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets

give it to me

50 Design Fails That Look Creepy And Make People Feel Uncomfortable

Just keep swimming... AWAY FROM HER!

50 Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets

give it to me

50 Design Fails That Look Creepy And Make People Feel Uncomfortable

Just keep swimming... AWAY FROM HER!

Abandoned Dog Receives A Life-Changing Makeover, Getting 6.5 Pounds Of Matted Fur Shaved Off

Me too

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About A Pet You’ve Lost That You Will Never Get Over As Long As You Live (Closed)

Oh no! I feel so bad for you :(

I Made These 20 Comics About The Weirdest Dads In The Animal Kingdom For Father's Day

It was like someone pinched my foot really really hard.

I Made These 20 Comics About The Weirdest Dads In The Animal Kingdom For Father's Day

I was bitten by one once

I Made These 20 Comics About The Weirdest Dads In The Animal Kingdom For Father's Day

The poop! XD

I Illustrate The Sad Truth Of Modern Life And Take A Critical Look At Our Society (30 New Pics)

The skeleton is death

Abandoned Dog Receives A Life-Changing Makeover, Getting 6.5 Pounds Of Matted Fur Shaved Off

Who cares about rugs?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Moment You’ve Experienced While On A School Trip? (Closed)

WHAT? I feel so bad for you

Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Moment You’ve Experienced While On A School Trip? (Closed)

Yes

150 Times Women Had Absolutely Perfect Comebacks To Creeps

Don't worry, I downvoted YOUR comment. *Eye roll*

150 Times Women Had Absolutely Perfect Comebacks To Creeps

Might be his sister

Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Moment You’ve Experienced While On A School Trip? (Closed)

Oh, wow. That sounds much more fun the the trips WE take.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

*BAM* Ouch...

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Ugh, I still get scared sleeping with door closed.

Selfless Boy Sells His Pokemon Cards Just To Save His Beloved Puppy Friend

THOSE DAMN ONION NINJAS!

Artist Creates Comics With Chilling Endings And Here's 30 Of The Creepiest Ones

THAT CAT IS SO CUTE I MIGHT DIE

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Furious Salamander • upvoted 16 items 3 years ago

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

50 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Chats Shared Online

THANK GOD ME AND MY DIRTY MIND WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES TO SEE THAT

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

50 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Chats Shared Online

THANK GOD ME AND MY DIRTY MIND WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES TO SEE THAT

Abandoned Dog Receives A Life-Changing Makeover, Getting 6.5 Pounds Of Matted Fur Shaved Off

I would rather have a dog.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About A Pet You’ve Lost That You Will Never Get Over As Long As You Live (Closed)

Thank you. It was so hard loosing him

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About A Pet You’ve Lost That You Will Never Get Over As Long As You Live

It's hard to pick one. I was in my twenties when a friend of my room mate asked if I wanted her kitten, she couldn't take it home. Shalimar came into my life, a small fluffy gray tipped hairball. She was supposed to be a Himalayan (there is a "smoke" color that fits). She was tiny but mighty. I could hold and snuggle her, she'd sleep in bed with me. If I climbed a ladder she'd follow me up. She was dedicated hunter and one afternoon came waddling down the drive dragging a white rabbit between her legs. It was bigger than her! One night I was greeted by more than 15 dead mice. She was laying in the middle of the carnage at the base of the stairs. She would pat my eyelids to wake me in the morning claws kept covered. She'd lick the inside of my husbands nose to get him up. she could be found sprawled out across branches in a bush looking like she was lounging in a comfy chair. Shalimar was a character, such a great lovely cat. My husband was not a cat person when he met us. I have pictures of him walking around with her draped around his neck ( a favorite spot). He even built her a kitty condo, a cage that she could go out on the roof safely to be outside, he couldn't abide her being stuck inside when I put my foot down, it was not safe in our new home for her to go out doors. She was spoiled but deserved it. She even knew to use her soft touch on our daughter when she arrived. She left a big hole in my heart. Along with several others.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About A Pet You’ve Lost That You Will Never Get Over As Long As You Live

We rescued Anakin from the middle of the road when he was just a tiny kitten. He was inches from getting hit. For the first couple of days, he was only able to eat by licking KRM off of my chest but I finally got him to drink from a bottle. He would sleep on my chest and just purr for hours. Unfortunately, he was also very good at getting out of the house, despite our best efforts and one morning, he was gone, just like that, because people have to speed up and down the road. He was barely one.