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Olivia Martin
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Olivia Martin • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Need To Get Off Your Chest?
I don't enjoy hanging out with my friends anymore, except for one person. I can't tell my parents that I'm pagan, or that I use neopronouns and want to change my name. I'm terrified of being a financial burden on my family.
funny senior quotes
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
For Our Anniversary, I Gave My Girlfriend A Silver Necklace Made After My "I Love You" Waveform Recording
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Spooky Short Horror Stories That You Shouldn't Read After Dark
As I slit her throat, I looked in her unblinking eyes and realised too late that she wanted to live. I knew it to be true because mirrors don't lie.
Things-Secretly-Giant-Scams
This might be unpopular but here goes.... The Catholic church. Currently worth 30 billion, the Vatican has 8 billion in assets . In 2014, it was discovered they were hiding 1.1 billion off the books. Why aren't these funds going to the poor? In 2019 it was discovered the Vatican was heavily invested in unreported luxury apartments. Then there's the ugly stuff all this money is financing; Until 2014, the age of consent in Vatican city was 12. Yes. Twelve - the lowest age of consent in the world. It was only changed after the pedophilia scandal took hold. Then there's the wide history of evils brought on by the church; the ivory trade, castration of young boys (castrada), the Spanish Inquisition, Holocaust denial, cutting funding for the poor with LGBQ ties and on and on.... The Catholic church provides a thin veneer of "good" for their followers, but for centuries they've been feeding corruption beneath the surface and continue to do so.
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United States of America. We're not good at following instructions.Hey Pandas, I Turned 18 A Few Days Ago! Do You Have Any Advice For Me?
Don’t share your age with everyone! Just keeping with online safety situation it’s hard to hack or mess with you.
Fun-Interesting-Facts
TIL that the "Monopoly Man", the guy in jail and the policeman on the Monopoly Board all have names: Milburn Pennybags, Jake the Jailbird and Officer Mallory
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A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)
Olivia Martin • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Need To Get Off Your Chest?
I don't enjoy hanging out with my friends anymore, except for one person. I can't tell my parents that I'm pagan, or that I use neopronouns and want to change my name. I'm terrified of being a financial burden on my family.funny senior quotes
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”For Our Anniversary, I Gave My Girlfriend A Silver Necklace Made After My "I Love You" Waveform Recording
Olivia Martin • upvoted 8 items 3 years ago
Spooky Short Horror Stories That You Shouldn't Read After Dark
As I slit her throat, I looked in her unblinking eyes and realised too late that she wanted to live. I knew it to be true because mirrors don't lie.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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