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Via Hawk

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Idk I just wanna make people happy at least for a couple seconds while reading my posts

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Via Hawk • commented on 39 posts 1 year ago

“The Ultimate Resource To Creatures Of Myths And Legends”: This Page Is Sharing How Mythical Creatures Actually Look, And They’re Both Fascinating And Spine-Chilling

Um no, actually that's turtwigs final evolution

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

My mom told me just the other week that when I was born she thought about naming me "December-charlotte" which I kinda like actually lmao

“The Ultimate Resource To Creatures Of Myths And Legends”: This Page Is Sharing How Mythical Creatures Actually Look, And They’re Both Fascinating And Spine-Chilling

Um no, actually that's turtwigs final evolution

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

My mom told me just the other week that when I was born she thought about naming me "December-charlotte" which I kinda like actually lmao

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

I have a friend whose name is aesya but pronounced asia

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

One time this guy spelled my name "olevye" I thought it was pretty funny lol

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

My friends name is pronounced Dewey but spelled due

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

IVe actually heard that name before lol

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

I personally kinda like the first one

50 Funny And Wholesome Memes That Are Just Harmless, As Shared On "Respectful Memes" (New Pics)

My brain reads it as what TIFFFFF

‘Science Memes’: 50 Of The Most Relatable Posts That Perfectly Marry Knowledge And Humor

I have this book for my kid lmao

40 Products That Failed Just Because People Were Too Stupid To Understand Them

Quarter pounder just sounds better too

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Man, I don't even know what I believe in, nothing makes sense. I know there's something watching over us, I just don't know what

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

It's scientifically proven that lions with darker manes tend to be more aggressive than lions with lighter manes

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

I got a peice of hair stuck in the little hole in my tit once. Had to use tweezers to get it out

50 'Tastefully Offensive' Tweets That Are Surprisingly Relatable (New Posts)

OMGGG SAME!!!!

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

When my brother threw my kid down the stairs

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

I'm sorry but it gives Johnny Cade

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

WHERE THE HELL WAS THE TEACHER AT THIS TIME??

50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

That damn ice age squirrel

35 Things People Can No Longer Enjoy Because Too Many People Ruined Them

So many good foods have been ruined by dirty jokes... 😭 Milk, cheese, sausage, yogurt, rice

This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

That's an emu and now theyre legal pets in America !

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Actually thats a asiatic black bear. Nicknamed the moon bear because of the white patch on its fur. It lives in India and Japan and eats mostly fruit and only small animals, as it is a fairly small bear. However, it is very agressive. And yeah, they're terrifying. The sun bear does exist, but has a more dog like, chubby build. (I know this because my adopted sister is indian and loves learning about all the animals there, moon bear being one of her all time favorites)

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO COOL

Retired Football Player Is Shocked To See ‘Tampons For Men’ At The Store, Finally Learns What Tampons Actually Are

I want to understand this, but I don't :(

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

I have symptoms of PTSD and never told my family cuz I'm afraid they'd send me to more therapy. My friends and I call it "not PTSD PTSD" because it is the same thing as PTSD but not traumatic enough to really be PTSD. My dad used to hit me a lot when I lived with him. When I get triggered I kinda just zone/black out

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

This actually sounds pretty cool ngl

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

SAME!!!! after I come back from the dentist my teeth feel smooth and sore and I love it!

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

When I was 8 a mini toe started growing out of my toe next to my big toe.

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

And we have a winner

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

May I ask why?

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

I'm the same way, and I feel kinda guilty about it sometimes, but if they're not in any pain anymore, then it's really more of a good thing than a bad thing

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

Sounds like DID which stems from PTSD, sounds a little like scitzofrenia, but not really

45 Of The Most Unsettling Secrets People Have Revealed About Themselves In This Online Thread

WAIT SAME THOUGH

50 Funny Pics Of Totally Clueless People Caught In Action (New Pics)

My mom says that to me all the time

The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group

One time when I was 10, in a summer camp, there was this counselor that I called mr cannibal (his name was Bill and there's a fish called a billfish that eats other fish) my mom worked there at the time and I helped her out a lot when I wasn't actively camping there. I retrieved stuff from the basement sometimes. I used to tell silly stories about the basement and I joked that that was where Bill ate his lunch because he didn't want anyone to know that he actually ate the naughty kids. Then he appeared out of no where and said "then we send clones home to the parents. Thats why we get money. We program the clones to act up after a bit and the parents send them back here because we always send back more well behaved clones"

The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group

My friend (17) and I (15) were camp counselors and this girl (5) turns to this other kid and goes "are you crying?" "No" she walks up to me "what are you cooking?" "Baked Mac and cheese and spicy turkey" "oh yuck. I really hate Mac. Are you crying?" "No why?" "Oh ok" and she zooms away. She runs up to my friend "hey Noah?" "Yeah?" "Are you crying?" "Only on the inside, hun" "don't cry inside, Noah. Your blood will turn into tears and you'll bleed salt"

The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group

This happened in an old cartoon I used to watch at my dad's house

“What Are Some Dark Psychology Tricks That Actually Work?” (30 Answers)

I lied a lot as a kid and even though I'm very honest as an adult, my family still doesn't believe half of what I say

“What Are Some Dark Psychology Tricks That Actually Work?” (30 Answers)

Not really a phycology trick I would use but I love this lol!

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Via Hawk • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Got Any Interesting First Kiss Stories? (Closed)

Via Hawk • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community)

Via Hawk • submitted 5 new posts 2 years ago

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What’s The Funniest Thing To Say To Make Your Crush Laugh?

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Creepiest Dream You’ve Ever Had? (Closed)

These Photos And Screenshots Were So Wrong And Infuriating, I Just Had To Share

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What’s The Funniest Thing You’ve Ever Done When You Were Mad?

Via Hawk • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Got Any Interesting First Kiss Stories? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Via Hawk • submitted 8 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Some Scary Stories (Closed)

40 Things That Made People Smile, Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Hey Pandas, What’s The Creepiest Dream You’ve Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Day On The Farm (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Phobia? (Closed)

Via Hawk • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

“The Ultimate Resource To Creatures Of Myths And Legends”: This Page Is Sharing How Mythical Creatures Actually Look, And They’re Both Fascinating And Spine-Chilling

Um no, actually that's turtwigs final evolution

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

My mom told me just the other week that when I was born she thought about naming me "December-charlotte" which I kinda like actually lmao

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

I have a friend whose name is aesya but pronounced asia

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

One time this guy spelled my name "olevye" I thought it was pretty funny lol

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

My friends name is pronounced Dewey but spelled due

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

IVe actually heard that name before lol

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

I personally kinda like the first one

50 Funny And Wholesome Memes That Are Just Harmless, As Shared On "Respectful Memes" (New Pics)

My brain reads it as what TIFFFFF

‘Science Memes’: 50 Of The Most Relatable Posts That Perfectly Marry Knowledge And Humor

I have this book for my kid lmao

40 Products That Failed Just Because People Were Too Stupid To Understand Them

Quarter pounder just sounds better too

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Man, I don't even know what I believe in, nothing makes sense. I know there's something watching over us, I just don't know what

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

It's scientifically proven that lions with darker manes tend to be more aggressive than lions with lighter manes

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

I got a peice of hair stuck in the little hole in my tit once. Had to use tweezers to get it out

50 'Tastefully Offensive' Tweets That Are Surprisingly Relatable (New Posts)

OMGGG SAME!!!!

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

When my brother threw my kid down the stairs

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

I'm sorry but it gives Johnny Cade

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

WHERE THE HELL WAS THE TEACHER AT THIS TIME??

50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

That damn ice age squirrel

35 Things People Can No Longer Enjoy Because Too Many People Ruined Them

So many good foods have been ruined by dirty jokes... 😭 Milk, cheese, sausage, yogurt, rice

This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

Via Hawk • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

31 Inconsiderate And Disgusting Things People Have No Reason To Do In Public, Yet They Do

I once saw a girl spitting like every 30 seconds, like it was the coolest thing to do. I then told her that it's possible to swallow saliva in case she hadn't heard and that she won't die from it. At least she was confused enough to stop it for a bit.

50 Times People Snapped A Picture And It Turned Out To Be An 'Accidental Renaissance' (New Pics)

Georgia is state, not country! \s

30 Hilarious Signs Posted By This Restaurant Make People Do A Double Take (New Pics)

I was unaware they ever did. How do you rule a country if you're only 12" tall?

Reddit post

My mom was allegedly adopted in the 70s but we found out about 5 years ago that my grandparents (who are both dead now) actually just straight up kidnapped her, like baby snatched her at a park, and her bio parents had been looking for her since (although her bio mom died as well before she found out, which is very sad. She died never being reunited with her stolen child.)

Via Hawk • upvoted 16 items 2 years ago

40 Funny Memes And Posts That Sum Up Parent Life, As Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Page

My kids when I go to the bathroom or work in the yard...

50 “Interesting And Absolutely Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Faint-Hearted

Oh I just watched a video about this and it was heartbreaking. When the turbine caught fire older two of the four workers jumped through the fire and escaped but the younger workers being only 19 and 21 were afraid to do so. By the time they were convinced the others had made it out, it was too late for them. They came together in one final embrace and one of them then jumped off while the other died in the fire

50 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Run, Lucy...I think Lenny's been taking steroids again...

50 Hilarious And Wholesome Moments That Vets Have Experienced At Work (New Pics)

I bet it was the vet.

40 Headlines That Just Got People's Blood Boiling

I got lots of illnesses in my life because of a vaccine! Without a rabbies shot I wouldn't have survived long enough to get them ^^

50 Times People Were So Freaked Out By Something They Discovered After Moving Into A New Home, They Just Had To Find Comfort Online (New Pics)

Need a banana

50 Times People Were So Freaked Out By Something They Discovered After Moving Into A New Home, They Just Had To Find Comfort Online (New Pics)

Was there lotion nearby?

50 Times People Were So Freaked Out By Something They Discovered After Moving Into A New Home, They Just Had To Find Comfort Online (New Pics)

Ha! Some of those are directly out of Supernatural - I see a Devils Trap, Angel Warding, a Reapers Trap, and the Men of Letter sign! All in the classic red paint!

Scary-Stories-For-Kids

A family was camping and left their tent to go on a day hike. They were a few hours from their campsite when a storm suddenly blew up. They became disoriented in the wind and driving rain. They tried to trace their steps back to the campsite but became lost in the unfamiliar backcountry. Being experienced hikers, they knew once they were lost it was best to stay in one place than wander in the woods, so they prepared to settle down and wait for rescue. Darkness fell, and the family built a fire to keep warm. As they snuggled up against each other and started to drift off to sleep, they heard a noise coming from the trees. “Who’s there?” one of the parents called, but there was no answer. Then they heard the sound again. But once more, when they called out, there was no answer. “Perhaps it’s someone who can’t speak,” suggested the daughter. So her mom called out, “Is there anyone there? Clap once for yes and twice for no.” There was one clap. “You were right,” the parents said to their daughter. “There is someone out there.” “Are you here to rescue us?” shouted the mom. Clap clap. “Are you lost like us?” Clap clap. “Do you live out here in the woods?” Clap clap. “Let me try,” said the son. “Are you a boy?” Clap clap. “Are you a girl?” Clap clap. They all looked at each other, puzzled. Thinking he was being funny, the son asked: “Are you human?” Clap clap. Now, the family was scared. “Are you alone?” called the mom. Clap clap. The family huddled together more. “How many of you are there then?” Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap….

smallerthings reply

5th grade track and field day. I won the high jump. Some time later our gym teacher is announcing the winners and says someone else in my class won. No, the f**k he didn't. I say something and he said he'll look in to it. Eventually he just says there's nothing he can do. They had an award ceremony and my friend was awarded the medal. He gave it to me after, but still. The real issue is, now in our 30s, my friend seems to have developed selective memory. He claims he has no memory of the incident. I told him everything that happened and he denies it. He now brags about winning the 5th grade high jump. He's a f*****g liar. EDIT: This got more attention than expected. Just to clear things up a bit, neither of us takes it seriously. It's just a funny thing between us.

still-salty-about-reddit

There were two things I wanted as a kid: Lucky Charms for breakfast. A video game console (at my age this would've been either an Atari 2600 or an NES). Never got them, but that was okay. I grew up and went to college. I come home for winter break to find my little brother sitting at the breakfast table happily munching away on Lucky-f**king-Charms. Okay, no biggie. I get to eat them now too. So Christmas rolls around, and what does my little brother unwrap? An N64. For as long as I could remember I heard, "sugar cereals are bad for you" and "video games will melt your brain" from my parents, but the MINUTE I'm outta the house, all that ceases to apply to my little brother. Granted. I enjoyed the N64 and sugary cereals with him when I was home from college, but at 43 I am still salty over this s**t.

Medical Professionals Share The Dumbest Ways They've Seen People Self-Treat A Medical Condition

Evidently some people’s ears aren’t separated by the presence of a brain.

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I'm a tree surgeon so I have to go to a different house pretty much every other day. I never normally go in to houses but this time I did and I'm scarred for life. I went to this little old partially blind woman's house, as she wanted a couple of apple trees shaped and trimmed down. I finished the job and knocked on the door, the force of my knock just slightly opened the door. I didn't get an answer but I heard a heated one side argument from inside her house, so I went in. I walked in to the living room and she was shouting at her husband for not replying to her for the whole week. Her husband was dead in his armchair. She couldn't see very well obviously, she thought he was just ignoring her and not coming to bed. I burst in to tears, it was heartbreaking.