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Juan Hernandez
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Hi it’s me juan for reasons i am leaving if anyone wish to contact me please email me or if u prefer a different way of chatting i will gladly give u my Instagram, snap , or any other if thats everything bye bye
Juan Hernandez • upvoted 27 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don't Need?
The ability to make myself nauseous. I earned this skill when I was deep in my ed. really don’t need it now but I can’t get rid of it :(Hey Pandas, What Is Your Family Like?
I have a little sister with anger issues, a mom who never accepts help but then unloads all her stress on me, a dad who is always on the phone with someone. My family doesn’t see me, they see a girl who was never there but I live in her body. Rich grandparents, but no connection to my mom’s side of the family. What I do know about my moms family -her parents were divorced -her dad is dead -her mom is under government control apparently -her 2 older sisters are living paycheck to paycheck in the middle of nowhere, one in Georgia and one who never calls.
Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Could Never Do?
Look at my old bully His dying wish? No I won’t, because he bullied me into the darkest parts of my life. Solve world hunger if I do it? No I won’t, because he bullied me into hunger To please his sister, my old friend? All she ever wanted were my snacks, no I won’tHey Pandas, What's One Thing That's Got You Stressed Lately?
I recently was contacted by an old friend to help him get his convenient store and dining room up and running. For some back stork, my friend is a doctor from Pakistan and he thinks Americans are always out to take advantage of him plus he doesn’t treat women as equals. Anyways, when we did our initial walk through, I told him I’d need a budget because he needed plumbing, electrical, rooming, HVAC systems, etc. for 3 weeks I came in and cleaned green and blue mold from ceiling to floor while enlisting the help of my Dad who is a Master Plumber and teaches the apprentice classes for welding in his field, had an electrician who owed me a favor, called in every single favor owed to me to get the smaller jobs taken care of. Finally I’ve done everything I can except for order the cooking equipment for this large industrial kitchen and have the plumber and electrician come for the final few tasks. All of this was done for free up until this point. I had informed him we would have to buy the remaining materials and pay my Dad’s help. This is when I got a hard ‘No’ and was told these guys should just finish it for him because he didn’t want to spend the money. The Health Department requires certain things in a kitchen when serving the public. He didn’t want to purchase those items either and told me if we just clean it should be all ok. He then asked me who this new person he was speaking to was, implying I was being unreasonable. After 3 weeks and still not receiving a paycheck, I finally bailed but not before I called about the business license to inform them of the things he wanted to skim over and hide, and called the health department to let them know the findings of the HVAC guys and everything else he thought he could cut out or just not do. I can’t be a part of people not being paid for their services or working in a place that gets people sick or where they don’t value the hard work employees are doing. All he had to do was pay the help which totaled less than $1,000. Now in order to get his business up and running it will cost him $100,000 or more. The HVAC systems are $80+ alone. We could have had it done in just our area but given I work with these contractors frequently, they were willing to help me. I’ve still yet to get paid from this guy but I did save my contractors and future customers. Should pay your help buddy!
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Clair Patterson-he was made out to be crazy by giant oil companies bc he tested ice cores in the Arctic and figured out that the amount of lead in the atmosphere, the water, and our bodies was extremely high and caused by leaded gasoline. He petitioned Congress for years to make it illegal to add lead to gasoline, but the corporations kept getting him shut down because they used lead as an anti-knock agent for internal combustion engines. Ironically, lead was causing everyone else to go crazy because it is shaped like a neurotransmitter and blocks receptors causing insanity, similarly to what mercury does, and many employees of the oil companies had gone mad. After decades of battling the oil companies, he finally got his way and lead was removed from gasoline. Since then, the amount of lead in the atmosphere and I’m living things has decreased dramatically. Clair Patterson… a f**king hero. He also created the first truly “clean room.”
Hey Pandas, When Was A Time That Your Neighbors Were Being Unreasonable?
The time they decided to change the Wi-Fi password ;-;Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?
"You take yourself too seriously."/"You can't take a joke." Especially when they've said or done something to hurt you and are deflecting responsibility.Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?
If you have a fight and instead of trying to talk it out and resolve the problem, they throw insults and say mean things just to hurt you. Then when it's over they say "oh, baby, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean those things I said!" Nah, don't believe it, get out while you can.Hey Pandas, When Was A Time That Your Neighbors Were Being Unreasonable?
The time that some idiots that lived behind me were throwing knives at my tree (that is very old)Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?
If they arn't there when you need them, you don't need to be there when they need you.Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?
As far as health care providers, little white lies. They may be small but they indicate a much bigger issue with ethics.Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?
People seem to equate that time passed = being forgiven for being a shitty person. For example people who keep demanding you to lend them money every now and then but don't pay it back.Show All 27 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, When Was A Time That Your Neighbors Were Being Unreasonable?
The time that some idiots that lived behind me were throwing knives at my tree (that is very old)Hey Pandas, When Was A Time That Your Neighbors Were Being Unreasonable?
The time they decided to change the Wi-Fi password ;-;Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don't Need?
The ability to make myself nauseous. I earned this skill when I was deep in my ed. really don’t need it now but I can’t get rid of it :(Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Could Never Do?
Look at my old bully His dying wish? No I won’t, because he bullied me into the darkest parts of my life. Solve world hunger if I do it? No I won’t, because he bullied me into hunger To please his sister, my old friend? All she ever wanted were my snacks, no I won’tHey Pandas, What Is Your Family Like?
I have a little sister with anger issues, a mom who never accepts help but then unloads all her stress on me, a dad who is always on the phone with someone. My family doesn’t see me, they see a girl who was never there but I live in her body. Rich grandparents, but no connection to my mom’s side of the family. What I do know about my moms family -her parents were divorced -her dad is dead -her mom is under government control apparently -her 2 older sisters are living paycheck to paycheck in the middle of nowhere, one in Georgia and one who never calls.crazy-historical-figures-who-were-right
Clair Patterson-he was made out to be crazy by giant oil companies bc he tested ice cores in the Arctic and figured out that the amount of lead in the atmosphere, the water, and our bodies was extremely high and caused by leaded gasoline. He petitioned Congress for years to make it illegal to add lead to gasoline, but the corporations kept getting him shut down because they used lead as an anti-knock agent for internal combustion engines. Ironically, lead was causing everyone else to go crazy because it is shaped like a neurotransmitter and blocks receptors causing insanity, similarly to what mercury does, and many employees of the oil companies had gone mad. After decades of battling the oil companies, he finally got his way and lead was removed from gasoline. Since then, the amount of lead in the atmosphere and I’m living things has decreased dramatically. Clair Patterson… a f**king hero. He also created the first truly “clean room.”Hey Pandas, What's One Thing That's Got You Stressed Lately?
I recently was contacted by an old friend to help him get his convenient store and dining room up and running. For some back stork, my friend is a doctor from Pakistan and he thinks Americans are always out to take advantage of him plus he doesn’t treat women as equals. Anyways, when we did our initial walk through, I told him I’d need a budget because he needed plumbing, electrical, rooming, HVAC systems, etc. for 3 weeks I came in and cleaned green and blue mold from ceiling to floor while enlisting the help of my Dad who is a Master Plumber and teaches the apprentice classes for welding in his field, had an electrician who owed me a favor, called in every single favor owed to me to get the smaller jobs taken care of. Finally I’ve done everything I can except for order the cooking equipment for this large industrial kitchen and have the plumber and electrician come for the final few tasks. All of this was done for free up until this point. I had informed him we would have to buy the remaining materials and pay my Dad’s help. This is when I got a hard ‘No’ and was told these guys should just finish it for him because he didn’t want to spend the money. The Health Department requires certain things in a kitchen when serving the public. He didn’t want to purchase those items either and told me if we just clean it should be all ok. He then asked me who this new person he was speaking to was, implying I was being unreasonable. After 3 weeks and still not receiving a paycheck, I finally bailed but not before I called about the business license to inform them of the things he wanted to skim over and hide, and called the health department to let them know the findings of the HVAC guys and everything else he thought he could cut out or just not do. I can’t be a part of people not being paid for their services or working in a place that gets people sick or where they don’t value the hard work employees are doing. All he had to do was pay the help which totaled less than $1,000. Now in order to get his business up and running it will cost him $100,000 or more. The HVAC systems are $80+ alone. We could have had it done in just our area but given I work with these contractors frequently, they were willing to help me. I’ve still yet to get paid from this guy but I did save my contractors and future customers. Should pay your help buddy! Juan Hernandez • is following 20 people
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