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Ellen Woods • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

I’m sorry what’s Italy have to do with a post about Americans and Germans? Oh. And how long ago was that war? And how did white Americans treat the Black soldiers returning from those wars? Still segregated.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

People NOT from the South won't understand. You have no idea how much sweet tea is drank in Texas. Probably more tea than beer. That's how much. That barrel might last through the dinner crowd. The first half.

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Everyone in the South West gets this. You'd be surprised how much sweet tea is drank in these parts. It might even be more than beer.

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Ellen Woods • submitted a new post 10 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been Disrespected By A Co-Worker And Was Able To Watch Karma Do Her Thing?

Ellen Woods • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Do I see an air mattress on the floor? Guess all the money went to those unnatural looking boobs.

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Head to toe it's a fail.

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Do I see an air mattress on the floor? Guess all the money went to those unnatural looking boobs.

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Head to toe it's a fail.

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Head to toe it's God Awful.

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Ellen Woods • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Show You've Ever Watched?

Ellen Woods • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

When that heals, you won’t be able to differentiate between the black and dark purple. There is absolutely NO LIGHT SOURCE. Get ready for a huge black blob on the arm.

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

The ink has been “refreshed” as it faded really bad.

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

When that heals, you won’t be able to differentiate between the black and dark purple. There is absolutely NO LIGHT SOURCE. Get ready for a huge black blob on the arm.

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

The ink has been “refreshed” as it faded really bad.

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

It’s just been refreshed with new ink.

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Ellen Woods • commented on 22 posts 1 year ago

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Back in the 80's in Austin there was a billboard for Two Fingers Tequila. Above a massage parlor. It read "Two Fingers is All it Takes".

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

LOL, many many years ago when I was in Austin, I saw something similar. There was a billboard for a brand of Tequila ABOVE a massage parlor. It read, "Two fingers is all it takes". Too bad no cell phones back then to capture that photo.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Back in the 80's in Austin there was a billboard for Two Fingers Tequila. Above a massage parlor. It read "Two Fingers is All it Takes".

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

“Bonkers That Would Ever Happen”: 29 Live TV Moments People Just Can’t Forget

The molester Jeff Doucet got off easy if you ask me.

“Bonkers That Would Ever Happen”: 29 Live TV Moments People Just Can’t Forget

There was no Modus Operandi. It was the pyrotechnics they blew off that started The Station fire.

37 Stories That Wouldn’t Be As Scary If They Weren’t 100% Real, As Shared By People Online

Depends on when this happened. The 60’s? 70’s? 80’s? 90’s? It was a TAXI, not a Uber, not a Lyft. Taxis were the only game in town back then.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

It was in a GARAGE he was renting. Not one word about a house.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Why you grilling this person?

50 People Whose Lives Are Never Boring Because Of Hilarious Neighbors (New Pics)

Yes you are definitely missing something, like a LADDER.

50 People Whose Lives Are Never Boring Because Of Hilarious Neighbors (New Pics)

It’s something called a LADDER.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Yeah, back in the 1940’s. Irrelevant.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I would rather be named North West instead of Shayquize, Tavaughnya, or some other unpronounceable name.

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

Trust me, that car was left there to collect the insurance. My boyfriend and I were hauling cars and after Hurricane Harvey in TX….Mannheim (auto auction) had rented out THREE race tracks there was so many “flood” cars. We saw a lot of high end cars in there and other auto auctions. The flood cars had a waxed pencil line going horizontal as to how high the water was. The lower the better, the higher don’t waste your time or money. The electrical system is probably shot and not worth the effort.

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

I see this photo on here a lot and it ALWAYS has a different caption.

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

That’s a jilted lover.

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

Lifted trucks are a danger. I was at a 4 way and was going to turn right on red. In the lane to my left, was a truck that was super lifted. I couldn’t see around it to SAFELY make that turn. I pull up a little and see it’s clear and off I go. Within seconds, I was getting pulled over for “blocking the crosswalk” that no one was near as it was late at night. So I tell the cop, “Well, if you saw me do that, than you couldn’t have missed the lifted truck next to me blocking my view of any oncoming traffic or pedestrians, right?” Needless to say, I went home ticket free. So yeah, I hate those trucks.

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

One night on my way home, I was at a 4 way stop. It was just me wanting to turn right and a truck that looked pretty much like this one. I was wanting to right on red but had to pull up a little bit so that I could see around the truck and pull out safely. No sooner as I turned, I got pulled over for some nonsense about blocking the crosswalk. I told the officer, “well if you saw THAT, then you had to of seen the lifted truck to my left that was blocking my view right?” Needless to say, no ticket.

35 ‘Horror Stories’ From People Who Have Seen Things In The Ocean They Wish They Could Forget

LOL. You “a*s u me” EVERYONE knows that the Indian Ocean is full of sharks. I didn’t. It’s not a fact I would dwell on day to day. You know? But your display of shade is pretty intense.

35 ‘Horror Stories’ From People Who Have Seen Things In The Ocean They Wish They Could Forget

Wow. Hate to tell you, NOT everyone knows the Indian Ocean is full of sharks. So pat yourself on the back another day.

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Print a photo of 2 dogs doing it, affix to cardboard, cover up a for sale sign or whatever. Then attach that to your side of your fence directly in front of the camera. If they move the camera, move the doggies.

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

My BF is a car hauler and I've went many times with him. I know first hand they will also do this to block a particular person in a car. Thanks to the old school CB, they can communicate with each other, and decide how long they'll slow down every lane. When you're a part of it, it's pretty dam funny.

50 Images Rarely Seen In History Books, Courtesy Of This FB Page

It's more like the pants give the woman "coverage" a dress or skirt does not.

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Ellen Woods • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

50 Parents Who Deserve A Medal For How Wholesome And Supportive They Are (New Pics)

I LOVE this

50 Parents Who Deserve A Medal For How Wholesome And Supportive They Are (New Pics)

That’s epic!…

Ellen Woods • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been Disrespected By A Co-Worker And Was Able To Watch Karma Do Her Thing?

Ellen Woods • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Show You've Ever Watched?

Ellen Woods • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, You Have 5 Minutes To Hide A Paperclip In Your Home. A Detective Will Have 24 Hours To Find It. You Get $10,000 If He Doesn't. Where Do You Hide It?

Ellen Woods • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Everyone in the South West gets this. You'd be surprised how much sweet tea is drank in these parts. It might even be more than beer.

Ellen Woods • commented on 5 posts 9 months ago

50 Times Elderly People Proved That They’re The Funniest Age Group (New Pics)

Maybe she didn't have one.

50 Times Elderly People Proved That They’re The Funniest Age Group (New Pics)

This is a great idea for disabled kids as well.

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

I'd get rid of those.

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

LOL. I think stiletto's would be "the worst shoes for your feet health"

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

Oh? Chucks are worse than stiletto's? I don't think so.

Ellen Woods • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Do I see an air mattress on the floor? Guess all the money went to those unnatural looking boobs.

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Head to toe it's a fail.

50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their True Self

Head to toe it's God Awful.

Ellen Woods • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

When that heals, you won’t be able to differentiate between the black and dark purple. There is absolutely NO LIGHT SOURCE. Get ready for a huge black blob on the arm.

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

The ink has been “refreshed” as it faded really bad.

30 Before-And-After Pictures Of Tattoo Cover-Ups To Remind You To Think Before You Ink (New Pics)

It’s just been refreshed with new ink.

Ellen Woods • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Back in the 80's in Austin there was a billboard for Two Fingers Tequila. Above a massage parlor. It read "Two Fingers is All it Takes".

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

“Bonkers That Would Ever Happen”: 29 Live TV Moments People Just Can’t Forget

The molester Jeff Doucet got off easy if you ask me.

“Bonkers That Would Ever Happen”: 29 Live TV Moments People Just Can’t Forget

There was no Modus Operandi. It was the pyrotechnics they blew off that started The Station fire.

37 Stories That Wouldn’t Be As Scary If They Weren’t 100% Real, As Shared By People Online

Depends on when this happened. The 60’s? 70’s? 80’s? 90’s? It was a TAXI, not a Uber, not a Lyft. Taxis were the only game in town back then.

Ellen Woods • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

50 Parents Who Deserve A Medal For How Wholesome And Supportive They Are (New Pics)

That’s epic!…

50 Parents Who Deserve A Medal For How Wholesome And Supportive They Are (New Pics)

I LOVE this

Hilarious-Relatable-Work-Memes-Pics

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

Would watch that, 100%

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

Looks like there's a watermark in the picture. Not sure I should believe this.

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Most of the time I don't preheat the oven. I just stick stuff in there cold and add ten minutes or so to the time.

"Cooking Sins": 30 Home Cooks Share Their Secret Cooking Tricks And Shortcuts, No Matter How Unconventional They Are

2 cups of water, 1 cup rice, hardly rocket science lol

50 Times Cats Did Such Hilarious And Weird Things, Their Owners Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

Looks like he's wearing slippers 😂

Ellen Woods • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

This Japanese Hairdresser Proves That Hairstyles Are Important By Giving People Makeovers (30 New Pics)

If that mole wasn’t there I would’ve been convinced these were different people. Of different genders.

Good Doggo Collected All The Balls And A Bonus Stick 12/10

People On This Group Are Sharing Examples Of The 'Urban Hell' That Humans Built For Themselves (50 New Pics)

I would have left my car before the end of day 1 honestly.

50 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Is it having a stroke?

30 Street-Smart People Share How To Spot The Signs Of A Bad Neighborhood Early Enough To Leave Unharmed

Or it could jus be a cool guy riding in the ‘I dont give a damn town’

50 Times People With Disabilities Perfectly Executed Their Halloween Costumes (New Pics)

I'd take a magic carpet ride sir!

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

Expensive towels have a lot of fabric softener in them at the start. If you wash them a few times without the softener, they will absorb the water very well, and they are usually denser, wich makes them better than cheap non-dense ones. Just make sure they're cotton, and not polyester.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

This is such a cute story 💓

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

Could this be a mean prank from previous home owner?

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

This practice was common in Victorian era

50 Hard To Explain But Impossible Not To Love Animal Pics, As Shared By This IG Page (New Pics)

Great idea!!!

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Roasts By Chef Gordon Ramsay

It's still in the microwave pie pan! At least transfer it to a real pie pan first!

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