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Nicola Dimigen

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Nicola Dimigen • commented on 8 posts 2 years ago

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

Honestly, veterinary work should count as essential health care, and be paid for by the government. Of course, there are the whole problems of living in a capitalistic society, where very little is actually free, but still.

Person Started A Thread Of People Sharing Dumb Rules They Have At Work Because Of An Idiot Coworker And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Stories

It literally said she often forgot to.

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

Person Started A Thread Of People Sharing Dumb Rules They Have At Work Because Of An Idiot Coworker And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Stories

It literally said she often forgot to.

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30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

I HATE to see overweight animals. No, they're not " chonky" and cute, they're obese and it will shorten their lives, potentially by years, as well as reducing their quality of life.

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

So many people choose pets based on their preferred aesthetic. Without realising their preferred breed comes with a lot of responsibilities to ensure their pet has a happy life.

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

I HATE to see overweight animals. No, they're not " chonky" and cute, they're obese and it will shorten their lives, potentially by years, as well as reducing their quality of life.

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

So many people choose pets based on their preferred aesthetic. Without realising their preferred breed comes with a lot of responsibilities to ensure their pet has a happy life.

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

I love a smart a**e

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

Does anyone else want to see Martin's bee cello?

30 Animals That People Are Scared Of Or Don't Like When They Really Shouldn't, As Shared In This Online Thread

I was looking for a comment like this. I raise chickens, ducks and turkeys. Fox killed them all. The bodies were all over my farm.

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

you cant see your brain therefore it aint real

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

Let's hope he took a bath...

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

I like this... I didn't have a smug shop teacher in 7th grade, but he was a serious no nonsense guy. I was 1 of 4 girls in the class and we had to design our own CO2 race cars, complete with wind tunnel experiments and all kinds of stuff. I knew birds, and had a very good visualization for aerodynamics. I was on crutches a bunch at the time for a serious injury and picked on quite a bit, so it came as a surprise to me that he still told the story of "the quiet girl that kicked the asses of all the boys in the entire grade level", 6 years later to boost the confidence of any girl in the class. I was the 1st place racer from the entire grade (500 at least), which didn't really sink at the time, but everytime I blew wheels off crossing the finish line first, I could see a faint wry, smile on his face... I didn't comprehend until I was an adult what I had accomplished, and how proud he was. I found out about the story being repeated from younger family and friends attending. 👍teacher

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

Love that judge!!

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Trans rights are human rights

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

I always hear the words "help me" after I release gas. It's usually from anyone within a 10 foot radius.

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

🎶 Crab People! Crab People! 🎶

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

what did u do when they came after you!!!!!!!!!

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Lmao yes

Person Started A Thread Of People Sharing Dumb Rules They Have At Work Because Of An Idiot Coworker And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Stories

That f****r should have been fired

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Well, Susan from Wolverhampton let him out.

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Fun fact: daddy long legs are one of if not the most venomous spiders. Don’t worry there fangs are too short to bite humans.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/JgxNjL6NVuQ

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

NOO!

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

I feel like this is just suicide

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Free slug shoe cleaning service ;)

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Some have cockroach, some have scorpions. Grew up with scorpions in the house (in France). Looks pretty normal to me 🙃

“What Is Something Considered To Be ‘Normal’ By Society That You Refuse To Do?” (40 Answers)

I may be weird, but I love ironing. The best part is when you watch the transformation of a shirt, from a wrinkled to a smooth one. I love it!

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

that's actually very impressive!

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Some people have too much time. Like me, commenting on crazy stuff on the internet:D

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

I figure introverts have their own wavelength. Eventually I'll come across someone with a compatible one.

Person Started A Thread Of People Sharing Dumb Rules They Have At Work Because Of An Idiot Coworker And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Stories

In fairness, she's been pretty well vilified all over the internet for it. No OFFICIAL sanction, of course, just the well-deserved disgust of the world. And the photos of her will never go away, so it's a well-justified life sentence.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Yes it happened three weeks ago.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

I can do that.

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

What is wrong with people?

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

or my dogs

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

You can see the inner dinosaur in this bird!

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Nicola Dimigen • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

Person Started A Thread Of People Sharing Dumb Rules They Have At Work Because Of An Idiot Coworker And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Stories

It literally said she often forgot to.

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Are you?

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Why?

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Not a pea.

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Woah! That's super well preserved! Put it in a museum!

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Yeah! They are really smooth, though they do try to bite you if you scare them too much. Only pet bellow the head. Make great pets, too.

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

NOPE

50 Funny Memes To Sum Up What It's Like To Live In The USA

That's because they are made out of stone, not drywall.

50 Funny Memes To Sum Up What It's Like To Live In The USA

10 °C isn't even cold. It's literally regular summer weather.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

I don't think they were.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Are you a serial killer.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

All of them. Ukraine needs all of them.

Person Asks “What’s The Smallest Lie You’ve Ever Told Which Had The Biggest Consequences?”, And 30 People Deliver

The picture makes it even better

50 Times People Ignored Women Because There Was A Man Nearby

Good for her.

50 Times People Ignored Women Because There Was A Man Nearby

Because you're a WOMAN

50 Times People Were Triggered By Huge Jerks They Encountered (New Pics)

You did it! Yay!

This Facebook Page Reduces Clickbait Articles To A Single Line, And Here Are 35 Times It Did Just That (New Pics)

Because Mondays SUCK! Also because the head chef isn't there.

This Facebook Page Reduces Clickbait Articles To A Single Line, And Here Are 35 Times It Did Just That (New Pics)

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

BIG NOPE!

Nicola Dimigen • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

I HATE to see overweight animals. No, they're not " chonky" and cute, they're obese and it will shorten their lives, potentially by years, as well as reducing their quality of life.

30 Vets Share The Best Pieces Of Advice They Wish All Pet Owners Knew

So many people choose pets based on their preferred aesthetic. Without realising their preferred breed comes with a lot of responsibilities to ensure their pet has a happy life.

30 Animals That People Are Scared Of Or Don't Like When They Really Shouldn't, As Shared In This Online Thread

I was looking for a comment like this. I raise chickens, ducks and turkeys. Fox killed them all. The bodies were all over my farm.

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

Does anyone else want to see Martin's bee cello?

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

Let's hope he took a bath...

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

you cant see your brain therefore it aint real

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

I love a smart a**e

“What Is Something Considered To Be ‘Normal’ By Society That You Refuse To Do?” (40 Answers)

I'll text my man to update him on if I plan on being home soon, as a courtesy, but otherwise my phone is out of sight. Texting around others is rude.

“What Is Something Considered To Be ‘Normal’ By Society That You Refuse To Do?” (40 Answers)

I may be weird, but I love ironing. The best part is when you watch the transformation of a shirt, from a wrinkled to a smooth one. I love it!

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Forbidding my (straight male) partner to spend time with female friends. He's a grown-a*s man; he should know how to hold healthy boundaries. It shouldn't be on me to keep him from cheating. If he's really gonna fall into the pants of the first girl I leave him alone with, she can have him. Similarly, blaming someone else for my partner's failings, and/or trying to "win back" someone who doesn't want me. He's a big boy who can make his own choices (even bad ones), and I want a partner who wants to be with me, not someone I had to talk into staying. (For the record, my dudeman of 20 years is awesome.)

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

🤔 I remember this exact scene from a movie, but can't remember which movie it was 🙈 🤦‍♀️

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

Rule #1: Never ask a question to which you do not know the answer.

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

This one is the best, so far 👍

Ripping Apart A Drunk, Beligerent And Volatile Abuser

The day I got my restraining Order against my then spouse...Everyone says the abusers rarely show up, and he had no reason to show up at ours... He was drunk, belligerent, and volatile. The judge let him ramble and make an absolute A*S out himself, for about ten minutes before she asked him when he had had his last alcoholic beverage, since she could smell him from the bench...He started in on her and she...just ripped him apart. For the first time in his life, he was forced to silently listen to a woman call him out, tell him he is an abuser, a user, an addict, and a terrible person in general. In front of his teenage kids he brought along. She counted down each previous RO and eviction from all his previous women, and (correctly) said he is the kind of man who chooses vulnerable women to live off of and she sees this as his "job" and that he wasn't going to be getting a "paycheck" from me anymore. It's been years and he still hates me with a passion for that experience.