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Zombie Gurl

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This IG Page Shares Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

I mean it's true though

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This IG Page Shares Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

I mean it's true though

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“He Never Came Back”: 40 Things People Know They Saw But Don’t Have Any Proof Of

Cats do protect the ones they love. I have 2 anecdotes. The first, I was around 12 yo and hiding under a blanket to confuse my dog. I was making weird noises. My 2 cats thought the dog was hurting me and attacked her all throughout the house for a min or 2, before I could stop them and show doggo wasn’t the enemy. Next, was years later, after all of them had passed and I had another kitty. My father was abusive. Whenever he would come after me or yell at me, she would run to my side. Even after he picked her up and threw her against the wall for doing so, she ran right back next to me to protect me.

“He Never Came Back”: 40 Things People Know They Saw But Don’t Have Any Proof Of

Cats know, they see and they feel for those they love. Princess knew what she was doing.

“He Never Came Back”: 40 Things People Know They Saw But Don’t Have Any Proof Of

Yeah, that was one kind kitty, whatever the truth of it.

“He Never Came Back”: 40 Things People Know They Saw But Don’t Have Any Proof Of

I don't care whether this is true (in the sense of the cat doing it on purpose) the comfort OP got from Princess is real.

50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

Love me some Hank wisdom.

50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

Noted. Cult joined.

50 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And They Just Had To Share It Online (New Pics)

Oh... oh no.

50 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And They Just Had To Share It Online (New Pics)

Good boy!!

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Before my sister was born, my parents found a kitten. They decided to keep it, because they could find no owner. Named her Princess. Anyway, my sister is 4 years older than I am. We both grew up with this cat. She'd sometimes follow us and watch over us. My parents used to make jokes about how she thought of us as her kittens. Now, my sister wasn't very nice to me. It took a lot of people a lot of time to realise she wasn't just nasty; it was full on abuse and bullying. My sister is a narcissist, but that's not what you need to know. When I was too young to understand what was happening, I used to talk to Princess. She was like my version of a diary; I'd sit with this creature that was older than I was and tell her all my problems. One day at a store, my mum told us she'd buy us each a lolly. My sister wanted a different one to me, and grabbed my arm and clawed her nails down it so hard it drew blood. Hurt a lot and I was really upset. When we got home I went and cried to Princess about how scared I'd felt. After a while I calmed down and went and played with my toys. Princess ambled out of the room. A few minutes later I heard a shriek and she ambled back in. Turns out she'd walked up and scratched my sisters hand, then hissed at her before coming back to sit with me, and watch over me playing with my toys. My parents assume that my sister provoked her, but I know. She walked out of the room right after I'd been talking to her, and walked in right after the shriek. I can't prove it, but I think Princess saw how scared I was and showed me that she'd protect me. I've never told anybody about my white and grey guardian apart from my currant cat. I haven't thought about Princess in a while. She lived to be between 19 and 21, depending on how old she was when my parents got her (she lived with them for 19 years; was around two when they found her). I loved that cat. Funnily enough, my new cat was originally my sisters. She got him, then left him with my parents, and he slowly became mine. He likes to sit with me more than he likes her.

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A fat squirrel in a tree threw a piece of fried chicken at me.

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I'm in line at a cafeteria. The guy in front of me is holding a pudding cup. Someone walking by stumbles and falls into pudding cup guy, knocking his pudding cup out of his hand. While everyone is looking at stumbling guy, the pudding cup goes a good two feet straight up in the air. Pudding cup guy is totally focused and at the last second turns and catches the pudding cup behind his back. He looks at me, smiles and that was that. No one else saw it.

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Not having any friends when you're older. After you graduate college, especially if you move to a new city for a job, it's hard to maintain friendships. And it's definitely hard to get new friends once you're in the adult world working every day. Many people's only friend is their spouse. And if they aren't married many people just don't have any friends.

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People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

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Mom had an affair and abandoned our family for said affair partner when I was a baby. Thought the grass was greener. Turns out the guy she left for was a raging alcoholic who just never could clean up. Pawned her jewelry for booze after he lost his job, hired escorts, the works. Put my mom through hell. Ended up dying of liver failure and my mom is alone now. I think the guilt and shame has caught up to her. I’m not angry anymore. She made a mistake, but it has been one of the biggest lessons in my life. My dad has never spoken one bad word of her in my 35 years of life. He’s incredible and I’m thankful everyday he raised my brother and I.

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That guy who ate a slug on a dare, got paralyzed and then died some years after.

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Back when I was delivering pizzas in a fairly nice area, some kid put six rounds of .380 auto in my chest to steal my camero. Later found out this kid had a full ride at UF, straight A student, from a very wealthy family. Just started rolling with a bad crowd I guess. Got caught when he brought the car home, and the next morning it went out on the news. His own dad turned him in. Aside from some wicked scars, I made a full recovery.