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girlsrock4ever • upvoted an item 2 months ago

Art, Halloween

23 Of My Favorite Witches That I Created Using Paper Art

girlsrock4ever • upvoted 15 items 5 months ago

Artist Illustrates The Difficulties Girls Deal With In 50 Honest Comics

Empowering Comics: Shreya Animation's Journey Of Art And Empowerment

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girlsrock4ever • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

135 Unique and Cute Pet Names To Melt Your Heart

My personal favorites are Choco(late), Hazel, Vanilla, Mocha, Amber, Caramel, etc. And I like Luna & Sol for a male and female pet. Plus, puns are always fun :)

135 Unique and Cute Pet Names To Melt Your Heart

Yup, let's name a dog after the Disney Villain who killed dogs to make coats from their fur 🤦

135 Unique and Cute Pet Names To Melt Your Heart

My personal favorites are Choco(late), Hazel, Vanilla, Mocha, Amber, Caramel, etc. And I like Luna & Sol for a male and female pet. Plus, puns are always fun :)

135 Unique and Cute Pet Names To Melt Your Heart

Yup, let's name a dog after the Disney Villain who killed dogs to make coats from their fur 🤦

135 Unique and Cute Pet Names To Melt Your Heart

Isn't "Gone With The Wind" kinda racist?

24 Funny Illustrations That Show The Cultural Differences Between The East And The West Made By This Artist

It's incredibly racist, and there's a lot of bad s**t happening to darker skinned people who go to Asian countries because of these idiotic beauty standards, so maybe we should just *gasp* get rid of beauty standards that cater more to privileged people anyway (like rich, white people).

24 Funny Illustrations That Show The Cultural Differences Between The East And The West Made By This Artist

There's a term for this called Desi Standard Time in India for this, except it's ALWAYS late.

129 Things Our Parents Told Us As Kids That We Realized Were Toxic Only When We Became Adults

Wonderful way to teach your kids that their opinion doesn't matter

30 Child-Free People That Ended Up Having Kids Reveal Why And How It Worked Out

That's ALWAYS the case. Ask any child with narcissistic parents.

30 Child-Free People That Ended Up Having Kids Reveal Why And How It Worked Out

WTF is the picture tho?

People Who Were Picked On And Bullied For Their Looks Reveal Their Jaw-Dropping Transformations

Umm... her eye color is different...

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

What the f- 😳

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

Puns, amiright?

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

I'm not American, but I would probably do the third option just to get some last form of revenge. That one seems the best to me.

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

I don't really understand this one... and how is them being mathematicians relevant to the joke?

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

That turned dark quickly...

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

I'm sorry for their loss :( But the joke was really funny! "Ash hole" hehe...

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

What's a zippo?

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

OMG! Animal cruelty! Hmph! (stifles chuckles) I admit my sense of humor is really dark...

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

Indians reading this: 👀

Neighbor Builds A Fence And Puts Up A Camera Facing This Guy’s Yard, People In The Comments Come Up With The Best Solutions

Am I the only one who thinks it's suspicious that the cops refuse to do anything despite the law clearly being broken? *cough* corrupt officials *cough* bribery *cough*

Parents Demand 18-Year-Old Son Start Acting Like An Adult, He Goes No-Contact And Offers To Sell Parents His Forgiveness 16 Years Later

Who was the one who didn't want to keep contact? In the NTA responses, it's stated that OP's parents didn't want anything to do with him for 16 years, but the YTA responses state that it was OP's fault for not keeping in contact with them over that. If the parents made an attempt to keep in contact, then I can see how it's YTA on his part because they tried to fix their mistakes. However, if they just didn't care, then it's totally favoritism and NTA. We need more information.

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girlsrock4ever • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

Symptoms I get the jokes right away, symptoms I don't!

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

Took a while to sink in.

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

Symptoms I get the jokes right away, symptoms I don't!

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

Took a while to sink in.

30 Jokes People Think Are Comedy Gold, As Shared In This Online Thread

If it's a girl, it's an ant. If it's a boy, it's an uncle.

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It's kind of a long one but a good one: One day, saint Peter was manning his station at the pearly gates of heaven, denying or allowing people to enter heaven. Eventually, a guy comes up and starts talking to Peter, and Peter says, "Tell me about the day you died." The guy says, "Man, it was terrible, I got off work early to try and catch my wife cheating on me, as I'd expected she was. Well, I got home to my 14th floor apartment and found my wife naked, wet, and in bed; obviously, she had just been having sex. So I searched all over my 14th floor apartment and couldn't find anyone, so I decided to have a cigarette on my balcony. Low and behold, I looked down and saw a naked man hanging by his fingertips, and in a rage, I grabbed a hammer and smashed his fingers. Lucky for him, he landed in some bush's and started to scramble out of them. So I went and pushed my fridge off the edge. It landed on him and killed him. But the act gave me a heart attack, and I died. " Peter let the man in and asked the next guy. "Tell me about the day you died," The second man said, " Man, it was awful, I was in my 15th floor apartment doing acrobatics, but see, I have a better range of motion if I'm naked when I do my acrobatics But, I misjudged a jump and fell out my window and off my balcony. Luckily, I caught myself with just my fingertips on the 14th floor apartment balcony. But then some crazy bastard came out and smashed my fingers with a hammer. I managed to land in some bushes, but as I was trying to get out of the bushes, the mad lad dropped a fridge on me, and I died." Peter chuckles to himself and allows the man entry. Then Peter turns to the next man and says, " Tell me about the day you died." The third man says, " Okay, so get this, I'm hiding in a fridge..."

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