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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

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I like dark humor. This is BP, how much more do you really care to know about me?

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 21 posts 6 months ago

"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them

I would LOVE if my wife got promoted and made more than me. It's OUR money, not her and my money. I don't care how the pot grows, as long as it grows.

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

This is in no way the Mandela Effect. You lost some s**t and then happened to find it.

"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them

I would LOVE if my wife got promoted and made more than me. It's OUR money, not her and my money. I don't care how the pot grows, as long as it grows.

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

This is in no way the Mandela Effect. You lost some s**t and then happened to find it.

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

True. I think the bike just collapsing in on itself is the most likely scenario.

Black Parents Are Called Out For Giving Son A ‘Culturally Inappropriate’ Name By Family And Friends

Completely NTA, but family pressure is really tough.

40 Ways Men Give Away They’re Nothing But Incels Without Even Trying

Ever called a guy a "male". No? Ok. That's why calling them females is weird.

50 Times People Posted Something So Relatable, It Got Featured On This FB Page

My wife must have kicked the habit then. Oh, you meant dr*gs.

Man Forces His GF Out Of His Home After She Makes His Little Brother Cry And Dumps Her

Well, it's really easy to see by the comments who grew up in a loving home and who didn't.....

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

If they fall forward, he's golden. Not so much if they fall backwards.

Sue Perkins Apologizes After Matt Smith Elegantly Corrects Her When She Misgenders His Co-Star

I think everyone wins with this, because it's a teachable moment for all of us. No one feels worse than Sue Perkins. This was a mistake, and she owned it.

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

Genuinely fair point.

Business Owner Loses A Large Sum Of Money, Faces A Moral Dilemma After Reviewing The Cameras

Why the downvote? This is completely accurate. I kept expecting an update to make it worth reading.

Mom Thinks She Can Dump Baby On Brother’s GF For 4 Days, Gets A Reality Check And A Felony Charge

It really comes down to one thing. The mom turned off her phone. She didn't give a s**t about the kid, why should the girlfriend?

30 Unhinged Pics That Ended Up On This Online Group, Dedicated To The Weird And Questionable (New Pics)

"Ummm, Frank? I saw your sketches for the new body paint packaging. I have some thoughts....."

30 Unhinged Pics That Ended Up On This Online Group, Dedicated To The Weird And Questionable (New Pics)

I'm good. I'll take the stairs.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 19 items 6 months ago

Man Finds Out About Wife’s Secret Racy Photoshoot, Feels Puzzled When She Doesn’t Gift Him The Pics

She may have had the shoot done and then chickened out about sharing the photos. I've done this with lingerie. Bought on a day with great confidence, and it makes me feel super sexy then when I go to put it on for a surprise, I look at myself in the mirror and decide against. OP should make sure the iPad can't access them though. The kid will soon be old enough to feel strong ick.

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

Uh huh

Man Finds Out About Wife’s Secret Racy Photoshoot, Feels Puzzled When She Doesn’t Gift Him The Pics

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

Uh huh

"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them

Am I the only one hearing it in Maurys voice?

Black Parents Are Called Out For Giving Son A ‘Culturally Inappropriate’ Name By Family And Friends

since people starting naming other people.

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

Something tells me the front wheel of that bike isn't gonna get off the ground.

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

Today I learned that there is at least one innocent on the internet.

Black Parents Are Called Out For Giving Son A ‘Culturally Inappropriate’ Name By Family And Friends

When did it become normal for people other than the parents to feel like they have a say in what a child is being named?

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

sometimes you realise you don't wanna google stuff, because you know you could find something that makes you not bee able to sleep.

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

Ummm; this is one sentence followed by a longer TLDR.....

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

"killed someone" suggests a deliberate act, which it wasn't (if, indeed, she was actually responsible for the accidental death) and she most certainly was not praised for it. This is a lie.

Business Owner Loses A Large Sum Of Money, Faces A Moral Dilemma After Reviewing The Cameras

F**k me they milked an 'article' out of two sentences off reddit

This Instagram Page Shares 50 Funny Memes About Work That You Shouldn’t Be Reading At Work

r/wooooosh

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

had to google it .... sick & disgusting

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

She wasn’t praised for killing someone. Come on.

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I told Ted Cruz to sit on a cactus on Twitter years ago. He blocked me and then my account got banned. I appealed it with just “Come on guys it’s Ted Cruz” and to my surprise they unbanned me.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Mother's Day Fail You've Been A Part Of? (Closed)

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Pettiest Reason You've Held A Grudge Against Your Significant Other? (Closed)

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted 5 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Choose A Superpower, But The First Person To Respond Selects The Side Effect (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Mother's Day Fail You've Been A Part Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Recent Book You Read And What Rating Would You Give It?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Quirky Habits You've Picked Up From Your Parents? (Closed)

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Christmas Gift You Ever Received?

Hey Pandas, How Did You Change When You Became A Parent? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Compliment Other Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Many Times Have You Moved In Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Overrated Modern-Day Thing? (Closed)

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 20 posts 6 months ago

"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them

I would LOVE if my wife got promoted and made more than me. It's OUR money, not her and my money. I don't care how the pot grows, as long as it grows.

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

This is in no way the Mandela Effect. You lost some s**t and then happened to find it.

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

True. I think the bike just collapsing in on itself is the most likely scenario.

Black Parents Are Called Out For Giving Son A ‘Culturally Inappropriate’ Name By Family And Friends

Completely NTA, but family pressure is really tough.

40 Ways Men Give Away They’re Nothing But Incels Without Even Trying

Ever called a guy a "male". No? Ok. That's why calling them females is weird.

50 Times People Posted Something So Relatable, It Got Featured On This FB Page

My wife must have kicked the habit then. Oh, you meant dr*gs.

Man Forces His GF Out Of His Home After She Makes His Little Brother Cry And Dumps Her

Well, it's really easy to see by the comments who grew up in a loving home and who didn't.....

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

If they fall forward, he's golden. Not so much if they fall backwards.

Sue Perkins Apologizes After Matt Smith Elegantly Corrects Her When She Misgenders His Co-Star

I think everyone wins with this, because it's a teachable moment for all of us. No one feels worse than Sue Perkins. This was a mistake, and she owned it.

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

Genuinely fair point.

Business Owner Loses A Large Sum Of Money, Faces A Moral Dilemma After Reviewing The Cameras

Why the downvote? This is completely accurate. I kept expecting an update to make it worth reading.

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

"wtf is that s**t" is exactly what you say after your yogurt enema.

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

Jerome, I'm giving you an upvote for googling what you didn't know instead of just saying, "I don't know this one. Someone please explain." lol

40 People Who Seem Great, But Are Monsters Deep Inside

And to top it off, "Mr.Non-Violent-No-Matter-What" abused his wife physically.

30 Relatable Memes For Those Who Procrastinate Like There’s No End

Scene.

Parents Face The Police After Kid Finds $15K Credit Debt In Their Name

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

Mom Thinks She Can Dump Baby On Brother’s GF For 4 Days, Gets A Reality Check And A Felony Charge

It really comes down to one thing. The mom turned off her phone. She didn't give a s**t about the kid, why should the girlfriend?

30 Unhinged Pics That Ended Up On This Online Group, Dedicated To The Weird And Questionable (New Pics)

"Ummm, Frank? I saw your sketches for the new body paint packaging. I have some thoughts....."

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

Man Finds Out About Wife’s Secret Racy Photoshoot, Feels Puzzled When She Doesn’t Gift Him The Pics

"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them

Am I the only one hearing it in Maurys voice?

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

Uh huh

This Instagram Page Shares The Most Cursed Pics And Memes, And Here Are The 40 Spiciest Ones

Something tells me the front wheel of that bike isn't gonna get off the ground.

Black Parents Are Called Out For Giving Son A ‘Culturally Inappropriate’ Name By Family And Friends

since people starting naming other people.

Black Parents Are Called Out For Giving Son A ‘Culturally Inappropriate’ Name By Family And Friends

When did it become normal for people other than the parents to feel like they have a say in what a child is being named?

Chronically-Strange-And-Uncomfortable-Posts

No-Candy-8664 reply

I told Ted Cruz to sit on a cactus on Twitter years ago. He blocked me and then my account got banned. I appealed it with just “Come on guys it’s Ted Cruz” and to my surprise they unbanned me.