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I'm a veteran of both Marine Corps and Army("Once a Marine, Always a Marine!") and grandma to 3 amazing boys!
I speak Sarcasm & Snark fluently and my sense of humor bounces between Jeff Dunham-like and a 13 yr old. You cannot embarrass or offend me and I like people until they show me they don't deserve it. My opinions and ideas are my own, I don't follow trends and I don't care if you don't like me! 🙃

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Pandas Bought These 21 Weird Items And We Are A Little… Speechless

I bet they all taste like chicken

50 Times People Took Crafty Ideas To The Next Level, As Shared By This Instagram Account

*Lies in cardboard-box it came in* 😸

Pandas Bought These 21 Weird Items And We Are A Little… Speechless

I bet they all taste like chicken

50 Times People Took Crafty Ideas To The Next Level, As Shared By This Instagram Account

*Lies in cardboard-box it came in* 😸

“I Lost So Much Respect For Him”: 50 People Share The Reason They Didn’t Marry Their Partner

This is sad. When Prince died, I was in the car with one of my kids. The woman on Sirius said something about Prince then went to song. I said to my kid, "Did she just say Prince died?" We weren't sure. I pulled over to get gas. I called my husband to let him know we were almost home, just needed gas, and I mentioned that I think the lady on the radio said Prince died. My son was googling it and said, "yeah, he died." My husband heard, said he was sorry, and would see us soon. When we got home, he met us outside and gave me a big hug as soon as I got out of the car. He never seems affected by those kinds of things, but he knows I am and he's very respectful about it. I was a mess when Tom Petty died--still can't wrap my head around that one. I'm so thankful I'm not with someone who would see that as funny.

“I Lost So Much Respect For Him”: 50 People Share The Reason They Didn’t Marry Their Partner

If my deceased ex wife walked through the door I would leave a vapor trail I would be be gone so fast

50 Times Cats Proved They’re The Masters Of Meme-Full Moments, As Seen On This IG Page

I think I could have guessed that this cat is named "Buffins" even if they didn't tell me.

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I have a friend from Juarez who was always laughing about how popular this cartoon is in El Paso and Juarez, while Anglos find it really racist. I finally asked him why they liked it, and he said, "Is there any other show from that time that shows a Mexican character outsmarting all the gringos?"

50 Times People Took Crafty Ideas To The Next Level, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Oh if I saw this I would so add to it!

50 Times People Took Crafty Ideas To The Next Level, As Shared By This Instagram Account

I should do this, now that the puppy has stopped chewing the bedding!

“Enlighten Yourself”: 50 Random Facts That Are Too Interesting To Scroll Past (New Pics)

Now *that* is how an honorable wealthy person does things.

50 Times Cats Proved They’re The Masters Of Meme-Full Moments, As Seen On This IG Page

Sorry - it's so wrong to say it - but doesn't everything in you scream out to cuddle and snuggle these babies? Even knowing you shouldn't interfere with nature and that they will probably cause you to lose life and/or limb?

50 Times Cats Proved They’re The Masters Of Meme-Full Moments, As Seen On This IG Page

Most of these have been culled from older posts, but even a recycled cat meme is better than no cat meme at all. (A comment which I suspect my also be recycled.)

50 Times Cats Proved They’re The Masters Of Meme-Full Moments, As Seen On This IG Page

If someone looks at me the way the cat is looking at the shrimp, I am running in the opposite direction...

“Enlighten Yourself”: 50 Random Facts That Are Too Interesting To Scroll Past (New Pics)

F**k me I must be so smart here at 2:30 am.

50 Times Cats Proved They’re The Masters Of Meme-Full Moments, As Seen On This IG Page

Heavy meowtal 🤘

Pandas Bought These 21 Weird Items And We Are A Little… Speechless

I don't want to see that thing's face anywhere in my home, even to wipe my tush with.

“A Cow On A Roof”: 50 Wild Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

Also Kentucky weather!

“A Cow On A Roof”: 50 Wild Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

I think tornadoes are the scariest form of weather phenomenons!

50 Chaotic And Funny Memes That Show What Parenting Is All About (New Pics)

That's also unmedicated ADHD

“Dated A 12-Year-Old And Got Her Pregnant”: 30 Beloved Celebs That Deserve To Be Canceled

Dude looks like he eats cigarettes

30 Times “Obnoxiously Arrogant” Young Folks Tried To Lecture Gen X But Got Schooled Themselves

Hmm. I toured the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland in 1972. Eddie would have been about 11.

30 Things That Were Considered Normal Back In The Day, But Would Be Frowned Upon Today

I fully understand why it's banned, and agree that it's super dangerous. But damn, it was fun!

These 50 Comparisons Reveal The Unexpected Diversities Of Life (New Pics)

Wow! This dog so ably displayed the gangly teenage look.

30 Times “Obnoxiously Arrogant” Young Folks Tried To Lecture Gen X But Got Schooled Themselves

Well, bugger me with a fish fork. Today, I found out I've been gay all these years.

30 Times “Obnoxiously Arrogant” Young Folks Tried To Lecture Gen X But Got Schooled Themselves

It is fascinating to see how people of all generations spread "facts" by using the little computer in their picket, instead of using that little computer to effortlessly check the fact before spreading it. If yoz can google funny cat videos, you can google facts.

These 50 Comparisons Reveal The Unexpected Diversities Of Life (New Pics)

I always ask them to pack the holes separately.

30 Things That Were Considered Normal Back In The Day, But Would Be Frowned Upon Today

Maybe we as a society should correct or outcall incorrect behaviour more.... So many people today don't know basic manners and boundaries. Edit: now I sound like an old hag but I hear it from people in their 30ies (like me) to older ones....

30 Times “Obnoxiously Arrogant” Young Folks Tried To Lecture Gen X But Got Schooled Themselves

Cardi B wishes she were Missy Elliott

30 Things That Were Considered Normal Back In The Day, But Would Be Frowned Upon Today

Best answer to this i ever heard was my SIL to her aunt "We're still practising,".

30 Times “Obnoxiously Arrogant” Young Folks Tried To Lecture Gen X But Got Schooled Themselves

So... What was the number before?

30 Things That Were Considered Normal Back In The Day, But Would Be Frowned Upon Today

I did exactly this a wee while ago. A bunch of tweens were verbally harassing an older chap, calling him smelly, ugly, dirty etc. This chap was just sitting outside some shops minding his own business. Damn right I confronted them and I'd happily do it again if need be. Just because they're someone else's kids doesn't mean we should not call them out for their s.h.i.t.t.y behaviour.

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He looked better before, and his face shows it.

45 Hair Makeovers That Are So Good You Might Want To Show Them As References To Your Hairstylist

It’s nice to see makeovers where the stylist doesn’t just chop it off for shock appeal

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Cats and their infatuation with laps!

50 Very Random Pics To Bring A Sprinkle Of Joy Into Your Life

This should be higher!

50 Very Random Pics To Bring A Sprinkle Of Joy Into Your Life

the bee: O.O

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I don't see the bear

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For me the most jarring thing is hearing people refer to records as "vinyls".

THEY'RE NOT CALLED VINYLS. THEY WERE NEVER CALLED VINYLS. CALLING RECORDS VINYLS IS LIKE CALLING CDS "PLASTICS". FFS, STOP THE MADNESS!!!

Records. They're called records. 12" records are also called LPs, short for Long Playing Records. 10" records are EPs, short for Extended Play Records, or 78s (if they are 78RPM). 7" records are 45s (because 45RPM) or singles.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

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F**k me I must be so smart here at 2:30 am.

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Now *that* is how an honorable wealthy person does things.

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Pandas Bought These 21 Weird Items And We Are A Little… Speechless

I don't want to see that thing's face anywhere in my home, even to wipe my tush with.

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I bet they all taste like chicken

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