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QueerAxolotls

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hi, im em! current student, diagnosed with ADHD and autism among other things (yay /s), any pronouns are fine as long as they aren't masculine ^^

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QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Positive And Heartwarming Posts That Might Make You Shed A Tear (New Pics)

This is why I go out of my way to be extra nice to the adults starting at my dojang (taekwondo school). It takes a lot of courage to be a beginner, especially when you're "supposed" to know stuff already as an adult. A little grace goes a long way in making people feel comfortable, and I love seeing people gain a passion for the same thing as me, no matter where or when they come from.

QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 1 week ago

44 Unhinged Ways People Have Used ChatGPT That No One Saw Coming

Do not do this!!! AI is amazing, but should NOT be used for legal advice. It's sometimes made up cases that never happened to prove points, and this could get you in trouble. It's more dangerous for lawyers, since you could be disbarred, but I'm fairly sure a judge could get mad-it varies by court, but be careful.

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 1 week ago

44 Unhinged Ways People Have Used ChatGPT That No One Saw Coming

QueerAxolotls • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

I probably have this. All the symptoms match up, and when I started birth control for period regulation, it went away almost instantly. I went from being s******l and ready to fight someone three weeks of the month, to just normal hormonal teen (not the best but better). The main reason I haven't been diagnosed is that with my autism (why I got birth control, periods were sensory hell) and POTS, I'm already taking the recommended treatment, so nothing would change.

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QueerAxolotls • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

These 30 Companies Screwed Around, Found Out, And Lost Customers Forever

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

"It's just a period"-no a****t, it's a disease that can CAUSE TUMORS TO GROW AND FUSE YOUR ORGANS (don't you just love how serious illnesses/conditions are ignored because they don't affect men?)

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

Oxy for a sore throat is very concerning IMO

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

It would bring A man to his knees crying and begging for his mammy

Women-Get-Half-Less-Pain-Medication

Major abdominal surgery and they tried to send me home w Tylenol. I fought back. It’s utterly ridiculous

31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life

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QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes For You To Scroll Through When You Need To Look Busy (New Pics)

It is a reference to the Duck Song on YouTube, where a duck asks for grapes at a lemonade stand. One team in this photo is the Anaheim Ducks, hence the joke. The orange mascot is Gritty, and there's not really anything anyone can explain about Gritty.

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes For You To Scroll Through When You Need To Look Busy (New Pics)

QueerAxolotls • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

My garden needs a huge nap. And water.

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

Even chickens, who lay eggs with shells, don't have shelled eggs in their ovaries. Dear lord. (the shell is added as it passes through their body to be laid)

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

My garden needs a huge nap. And water.

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

Even chickens, who lay eggs with shells, don't have shelled eggs in their ovaries. Dear lord. (the shell is added as it passes through their body to be laid)

30 Doctors Reveal The Most Baffling Things About The Human Body They Have No Answers For

The sense of satisfaction I get from seeing other LGBTQ+ aquatic salamanders with POTS online :)

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QueerAxolotls • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

I would love to see more of these, especially the rest of this article!!! Been here for years, the positive ones like these always make my day better, but it was a bit of a letdown to have the rest be blocked :(

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

My mom and I do taekwondo together. I made the mistake of trying to be patronizing (unintentionally) by telling her it was okay if she was bad, and then she accidentally LAUNCHED me into the air with a kick (I was fine, winded, but fine, and she was so worried but also dying of laughter)

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

“Born Gifted”: 40 Stereotypes And Misconceptions Netizens Want People To Stop Believing

Ironically, the kid who made fun of me for being a quiet kid is honestly the most likely person to end up on the news for murder I know. He's disgusting.

“Born Gifted”: 40 Stereotypes And Misconceptions Netizens Want People To Stop Believing

Or geniuses. It's a spectrum, literally. Stop making generalizations. For me, I can be doing super well one minute and acing my classes, and then I notice the tag on my shirt and can't function for half an hour. It varies so much.

“Born Gifted”: 40 Stereotypes And Misconceptions Netizens Want People To Stop Believing

Can confirm I don't exist

Woman Who Witnessed Viral Walmart Tantrum Defends Child, Reveals What Sparked Meltdown

I'm neurodivergent. Never once did I throw this level of tantrum as a kid, and if my parents thought I would, they didn't take me to the store. Not only should neurodivergence NOT be an excuse for bad behavior (its an explanation, and it makes the rest of us look bad), but if you're a parent of a neurodivergent kid, why the hell would you bring them to a place you KNOW will make them upset and unruly?

50 Interesting Facts And Curiosities To Take Your Mind Off The Stress Of The Holiday Season

The marching band, they probably wore it as their "uniform" for a game.

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QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 4 months ago

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

I don't like how I have to pay for a subscription to see everything now.

QueerAxolotls • commented on 6 posts 5 months ago

Doctors Share The Wildest Examples Of Correct Self-Diagnoses, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

A dog's sense of smell is insane. When I was a kid, my childhood Border Collie sniffed out an infection in my moms surgical wound on her knee-she got it checked out and apparently if she'd waited a few more days, it might've gone septic.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

It doesn't always work fully, especially in places like Australia with hell-sun. I've gotten burnt super badly during sailing camp with sunscreen on, because the lake reflected the light/the sunscreen they gave us was expired. We got called the KFCs for the rest of the week (Kentucky Fried Campers)

Doctors Share The Wildest Examples Of Correct Self-Diagnoses, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

This is accurate. Went on a ride with my family on one of these in Venice, not only was the boat not made for three people (four seats, the poor driver had to do a lot of balance acts to keep us upright), but it was CROWDED. Another boat had a cat that I got to say hi to in a traffic jam though.

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

It's nice to see that isn't all men. (I know it's not, but there's so much negative news about awful things, I like good news)

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Running from the cops in general is a bad idea. K-9s are probably safer to be still/close to, they're trained to hold, not maim, unless its in self-defense.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Nope. Do not. Smaller means they can kick your knees/genitals easier, and are harder to hold. Source: I do taekwondo and have to "spar" the little kids for their testing. I am a black belt and come out with bruises knees every time.

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QueerAxolotls • submitted 7 new posts 1 year ago

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QueerAxolotls • submitted 13 new posts 2 years ago

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QueerAxolotls • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

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QueerAxolotls • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

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QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Positive And Heartwarming Posts That Might Make You Shed A Tear (New Pics)

QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 1 week ago

44 Unhinged Ways People Have Used ChatGPT That No One Saw Coming

QueerAxolotls • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

These 30 Companies Screwed Around, Found Out, And Lost Customers Forever

Meanwhile, if your Steam account is hacked, they will send bounty hunters to find them and deliver justice /j (Steam customer support is apparently very aggressively productive)

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

"It's just a period"-no a****t, it's a disease that can CAUSE TUMORS TO GROW AND FUSE YOUR ORGANS (don't you just love how serious illnesses/conditions are ignored because they don't affect men?)

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

Miscarriages can vary a lot depending on what happens, when it happens, and other things. However, it's a VERY different thing from a period.

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

Women have a higher tolerance on average, so theoretically you'd think doctors would take our pain more seriously, because its bad enough to notice. Nope!

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes For You To Scroll Through When You Need To Look Busy (New Pics)

QueerAxolotls • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

My garden needs a huge nap. And water.

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

Even chickens, who lay eggs with shells, don't have shelled eggs in their ovaries. Dear lord. (the shell is added as it passes through their body to be laid)

30 Doctors Reveal The Most Baffling Things About The Human Body They Have No Answers For

The sense of satisfaction I get from seeing other LGBTQ+ aquatic salamanders with POTS online :)

QueerAxolotls • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

“Born Gifted”: 40 Stereotypes And Misconceptions Netizens Want People To Stop Believing

Ironically, the kid who made fun of me for being a quiet kid is honestly the most likely person to end up on the news for murder I know. He's disgusting.

“Born Gifted”: 40 Stereotypes And Misconceptions Netizens Want People To Stop Believing

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 1 week ago

44 Unhinged Ways People Have Used ChatGPT That No One Saw Coming

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

These 30 Companies Screwed Around, Found Out, And Lost Customers Forever

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

"It's just a period"-no a****t, it's a disease that can CAUSE TUMORS TO GROW AND FUSE YOUR ORGANS (don't you just love how serious illnesses/conditions are ignored because they don't affect men?)

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

It would bring A man to his knees crying and begging for his mammy

Women-Get-Half-Less-Pain-Medication

Major abdominal surgery and they tried to send me home w Tylenol. I fought back. It’s utterly ridiculous

30 Times Ridiculously Unfair Treatment From Doctors Made Women Want To Scream

Oxy for a sore throat is very concerning IMO

31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes For You To Scroll Through When You Need To Look Busy (New Pics)

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 4 months ago

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

I don't like how I have to pay for a subscription to see everything now.

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

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I think it's stupid. Subscriptions should ADD, not take stuff away from everyone else. If they just made it so you got a super upvote/downvote or something, no ads, or better features, I wouldn't care.

But taking away dark mode from everyone else? Wtaf???? It's the only way to see the site well if you have eye issues/sensory issues like me.

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It's 50/50 for me. While on the first date it's courteous to do so BUT it's also more suspicious as you just got to know each other. Not calling Op here a creep. I'm calling the system of dating STUPID

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

Definitely Not Like Other Girls

Wait.. Hold On A Second.. 😂

Hey Pandas, What Do You Look For When Looking For A Wife?

Mainly how comfortable I am around them. I'm still a teen, but when I can just be myself and completely stupid around someone, and they react positively or with their own stupidness, it makes me so happy.

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My band teacher does that too but nobody is allowed to look at anybody else and you can only volunteer to do a solo but I’m sorry that happened too you that sucks

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I'd buy a politician or some to pass a bill forcing insurance companies to pay for therapy and autism/ADHD/anxiety/etc screenings. It's insane that they're not covered. Therapy is preventive care, as it keeps your mental state from suffering, and those screenings are such a lifesaver. But, most people can't pay 3K to figure out they're autistic, and you can't get meds for ADHD without a diagnosis (both meds and the diagnosis are expensive), and it's all so f****d.

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To be fair, a lot of the teenagers have less extracurriculars because they don't have the time or mental capacity. The healthy eating is a huge issue though, I'm lucky enough to have parents who can cook and have money to buy healthy food, but I know a lot of kids who don't, and the school lunch is literally just pizza. Every day.

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Have Witnessed With The Younger Generation?

I'm Gen Z, and both my generation and Gen Alpha are both way too obsessed with tech. I know I am, and I'm trying to disconnect some, but most of us don't even know how to spend time without a device. Also, my 8th grade English teacher spent every Friday the whole year re-teaching us how to use proper grammar and not texting grammar, so COVID messed up the reading comprehension/writing skills of a lot of us. I'm lucky enough to have escaped that, since I work well alone and have parents who could help me with stuff, but Gen Alpha seems to not. The only Gen Alpha kids who are remotely normal that I know are my cousins, and that's only because my aunt is SUPER strict about screen time and things like that with them.

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