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QueerAxolotls

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QueerAxolotls

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hi, im em! current student, diagnosed with ADHD and autism among other things (yay /s), any pronouns are fine as long as they aren't masculine ^^

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QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 1 day ago

Doctors Share The Wildest Examples Of Correct Self-Diagnoses, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

A dog's sense of smell is insane. When I was a kid, my childhood Border Collie sniffed out an infection in my moms surgical wound on her knee-she got it checked out and apparently if she'd waited a few more days, it might've gone septic.

QueerAxolotls • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

It doesn't always work fully, especially in places like Australia with hell-sun. I've gotten burnt super badly during sailing camp with sunscreen on, because the lake reflected the light/the sunscreen they gave us was expired. We got called the KFCs for the rest of the week (Kentucky Fried Campers)

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

This is accurate. Went on a ride with my family on one of these in Venice, not only was the boat not made for three people (four seats, the poor driver had to do a lot of balance acts to keep us upright), but it was CROWDED. Another boat had a cat that I got to say hi to in a traffic jam though.

QueerAxolotls • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

It's nice to see that isn't all men. (I know it's not, but there's so much negative news about awful things, I like good news)

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Running from the cops in general is a bad idea. K-9s are probably safer to be still/close to, they're trained to hold, not maim, unless its in self-defense.

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

It's nice to see that isn't all men. (I know it's not, but there's so much negative news about awful things, I like good news)

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Running from the cops in general is a bad idea. K-9s are probably safer to be still/close to, they're trained to hold, not maim, unless its in self-defense.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Nope. Do not. Smaller means they can kick your knees/genitals easier, and are harder to hold. Source: I do taekwondo and have to "spar" the little kids for their testing. I am a black belt and come out with bruises knees every time.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

As a martial artist, yep. I may be a black belt, but I'm RUNNING if someone tries to fight me. There's no way to know what they're capable of.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

This. A thousand times this. My dogs are sweet, housebroken (save for the older one, he's having issues), and generally well-trained, but they're animals first and foremost. They've knocked me down, including when I'm on the stairs or in other dangerous positions. I've gotten bitten a lot, not on purpose, but because cattle dogs are like velcro, I'm clumsy, and my dog gets under my feet.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Not an excuse, an explanation. Not trying to call you out, just hoping it helps.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

My gut makes me suffer when I eat cheese, why would I trust a cheese hater? /s

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

My mom has these from playing rugby-she could absolutely mess someone up, but contact sports people are generally chill. You need to be somewhat laid-back to be up close and personal with people like that.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

It took me a minute to realize this was about d r u g s, not fancy s**t shaming.

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QueerAxolotls • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The New Bored Panda Premium? (Closed)

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The New Bored Panda Premium?

I think it's stupid. Subscriptions should ADD, not take stuff away from everyone else. If they just made it so you got a super upvote/downvote or something, no ads, or better features, I wouldn't care.

But taking away dark mode from everyone else? Wtaf???? It's the only way to see the site well if you have eye issues/sensory issues like me.

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

It's 50/50 for me. While on the first date it's courteous to do so BUT it's also more suspicious as you just got to know each other. Not calling Op here a creep. I'm calling the system of dating STUPID

QueerAxolotls • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

same, i want my non-blinding version back

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

It's weird that this camp was co-ed and didn't have private changing rooms, if they weren't wearing things under the wetsuit. Also, where were the girls who didn't offer to help?

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

same, i want my non-blinding version back

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

It's weird that this camp was co-ed and didn't have private changing rooms, if they weren't wearing things under the wetsuit. Also, where were the girls who didn't offer to help?

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

To be fair; my old elementary school was in a neighborhood and people walked by a lot, and we weren't allowed near the fence because of it. Why? Apparently someone (a woman) did that and then f-ing PEPPER SPRAYED the kid and ran.

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

Honestly, bad response, but classic issue. Still happens today. Female athletes are sexualized at the cost of their sport. Just look at mens vs womens uniforms.

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QueerAxolotls • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

As someone in NC (who avoided the hurricane, but my mom works in the government so its disaster response calls 24/7 for her) its insane. There are ARMED MILITIAS trying to stop FEMA from helping people. A major city (Asheville) DOESNT HAVE RUNNING WATER. Not clean, not drinkable, no RUNNING WATER AT ALL. And these dipshits are making it worse.

30 Women Who Didn’t Need A Test To Know They Were Pregnant Shared The Signs

My mom tells me this happened to her when she was pregnant with me. Her dog would NOT leave her side.

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

30 Women Who Didn’t Need A Test To Know They Were Pregnant Shared The Signs

My mom tells me this happened to her when she was pregnant with me. Her dog would NOT leave her side.

“One Of The Most Terrifying Experiences”: Things People Swear They've Seen But Nobody Believes Them

Mom is that you?

50 Predictions For The Next Thirty Years People Think Have A 99% Chance Of Becoming A Reality

Same, a lot of my family to the west part of NC aren't alright though, they're fine physically but they have no power or water, and not a lot of food, and they can't leave since one of them is an emergency worker.

50 Pics From American Schools That Might Confuse And Shock Foreigners

I think all students deserve DOORS, the boys at my middle school would continuously YANK THE SINKS OFF THE WALL and use them instead of the urinals, and they still got a door because you know, human privacy?

50 Pics From American Schools That Might Confuse And Shock Foreigners

My school used to not even have those, thankfully the women's club (not sure what term to use, just a place for the female students to chat and hang out) partnered with a non-profit and got period boxes in the bathrooms.

50 Posts You Might Find Hilarious If You’re In Your Thirties (New Pics)

A 5K while the mayor's voice stalks you over the speakers through the terminals

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QueerAxolotls • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

People Share 30 Things That Are Dangerously Close To Ending

My city is currently re-doing the sewer system since its old, was made when we had maybe a third of our current population, and is literally terracotta. Even that (very essential) task had to go through a ton of loopholes to get approved.

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

Those lunches haven't changed in forty years!

People Share 30 Things That Are Dangerously Close To Ending

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

Those lunches haven't changed in forty years!

50 Funny And Relatable Posts By People Who Just Realized That They're Old Now (New Pics)

I had these in the 2010s??

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QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 6 months ago

“Welcome To Pennsylvania, Here’s Your Flat Tire”: 50 Iconic Things That Define US States

Eastern barbecue sauce goes on sandwiches and is good for pulled pork, Western is for other meats in my opinion

QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 7 months ago

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

I think it's a bit excessive for ANY screen-time. Playing stupid games, absolutely have requirements. But I personally don't think parents should limit a child's ability to communicate with the outside world (like reading the news, or texting friends/relatives, since in today's age that's an important social factor) unless the child is being punished.

QueerAxolotls • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Biggest Storm You've Ever Experinced? (Closed)

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 8 months ago

Definitely Not Like Other Girls

QueerAxolotls • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Queerphobic Thing You've Seen/Heard?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Struggle With In Your Day-To-Day Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What And Where Was The First Concert You Attended? (Closed)

QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Have Witnessed With The Younger Generation?

It's unfortunately true, but most of the people I know my age have more of a "well the world is going to hell in a handbasket so screw it why bother doing stuff that makes me sad" mentality.

QueerAxolotls • submitted a new post 11 months ago

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QueerAxolotls • submitted 19 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's An Unspoken Rule Where You Live? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Common Grammar Mistake? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Something That Looks Suspicious Out Of Context?

QueerAxolotls • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The New Bored Panda Premium? (Closed)

QueerAxolotls • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Biggest Storm You've Ever Experinced? (Closed)

QueerAxolotls • submitted 16 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Queerphobic Thing You've Seen/Heard?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Struggle With In Your Day-To-Day Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What And Where Was The First Concert You Attended? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Look For When Looking For A Wife?

Hey Pandas, You Are To Be Executed And Are Given The Choice Of Execution Method. What Would You Choose?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Important You Learned From The Most Unexpected Places?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Buy One Thing No Matter The Cost, What Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, Valentine’s Day Will Soon Be Upon Us, In Honor Of This Day, Let’s Share Some Wrong Pick-Up Lines

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Have Witnessed With The Younger Generation?

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Idol And Why? (Closed)

What Is The Most Interesting Way You Have Been Rickrolled?

Which Novel Made You Cry?

Hey Pandas, What Do You Like To Chat About With Your Friends? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The One Thing Everybody Should Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe An Experience That Made You Lose Hope In Humanity (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest School Experience You’ve Had?

QueerAxolotls • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Best Babysitting Stories You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Out-Of-Context Thing You've Heard? (Closed)

QueerAxolotls • commented on a post 1 day ago

Doctors Share The Wildest Examples Of Correct Self-Diagnoses, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

QueerAxolotls • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

QueerAxolotls • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

It's nice to see that isn't all men. (I know it's not, but there's so much negative news about awful things, I like good news)

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Running from the cops in general is a bad idea. K-9s are probably safer to be still/close to, they're trained to hold, not maim, unless its in self-defense.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

As a martial artist, yep. I may be a black belt, but I'm RUNNING if someone tries to fight me. There's no way to know what they're capable of.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

Not an excuse, an explanation. Not trying to call you out, just hoping it helps.

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

My gut makes me suffer when I eat cheese, why would I trust a cheese hater? /s

“Turning Into High-Velocity Sausage Meat”: 35 Things People Shouldn’t Mess Around With

It took me a minute to realize this was about d r u g s, not fancy s**t shaming.

QueerAxolotls • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

same, i want my non-blinding version back

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

It's weird that this camp was co-ed and didn't have private changing rooms, if they weren't wearing things under the wetsuit. Also, where were the girls who didn't offer to help?

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

Honestly, bad response, but classic issue. Still happens today. Female athletes are sexualized at the cost of their sport. Just look at mens vs womens uniforms.

QueerAxolotls • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

30 Women Who Didn’t Need A Test To Know They Were Pregnant Shared The Signs

My mom tells me this happened to her when she was pregnant with me. Her dog would NOT leave her side.

“One Of The Most Terrifying Experiences”: Things People Swear They've Seen But Nobody Believes Them

Mom is that you?

45 Of The Wildest Posts That Have Ever Been Shared On Tumblr (New Pics)

As a white person I can confirm I burst into flames in sunlight

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The New Bored Panda Premium?

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 8 months ago

Definitely Not Like Other Girls

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 6 items 9 months ago

Wait.. Hold On A Second.. 😂

Hey Pandas, What Do You Look For When Looking For A Wife?

Mainly how comfortable I am around them. I'm still a teen, but when I can just be myself and completely stupid around someone, and they react positively or with their own stupidness, it makes me so happy.

Hey Pandas, What Gives You Anxiety For No Good Reason? (Closed)

My band teacher does that too but nobody is allowed to look at anybody else and you can only volunteer to do a solo but I’m sorry that happened too you that sucks

Hey Pandas, If You Could Buy One Thing No Matter The Cost, What Would It Be?

I'd buy a politician or some to pass a bill forcing insurance companies to pay for therapy and autism/ADHD/anxiety/etc screenings. It's insane that they're not covered. Therapy is preventive care, as it keeps your mental state from suffering, and those screenings are such a lifesaver. But, most people can't pay 3K to figure out they're autistic, and you can't get meds for ADHD without a diagnosis (both meds and the diagnosis are expensive), and it's all so f****d.

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Have Witnessed With The Younger Generation?

To be fair, a lot of the teenagers have less extracurriculars because they don't have the time or mental capacity. The healthy eating is a huge issue though, I'm lucky enough to have parents who can cook and have money to buy healthy food, but I know a lot of kids who don't, and the school lunch is literally just pizza. Every day.

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Have Witnessed With The Younger Generation?

I'm Gen Z, and both my generation and Gen Alpha are both way too obsessed with tech. I know I am, and I'm trying to disconnect some, but most of us don't even know how to spend time without a device. Also, my 8th grade English teacher spent every Friday the whole year re-teaching us how to use proper grammar and not texting grammar, so COVID messed up the reading comprehension/writing skills of a lot of us. I'm lucky enough to have escaped that, since I work well alone and have parents who could help me with stuff, but Gen Alpha seems to not. The only Gen Alpha kids who are remotely normal that I know are my cousins, and that's only because my aunt is SUPER strict about screen time and things like that with them.

QueerAxolotls • upvoted an item 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Out-Of-Context Thing You've Heard?

"I DONT HAVE TIME TO BE DEPRESSED TODAY EMILY"

QueerAxolotls • upvoted 10 items 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share What Family Secrets You Have Found Out

I don't see my dad's parents that much anymore, and I don't go over to their house overnight or without a parent in the room. I thought this was just how things were, but apparently when I was little their dog attacked me since it was jealous I was sitting next to my oma. My dad was going to confront them about it and tell them they needed to do something to prevent another instance or I wouldn't be allowed to sleep over again. Sadly, my oma had a bad fall a few weeks later (due to the dogs tripping her up on the stairs) and had a traumatic brain injury, so my dad never brought it up. She doesn't remember it happening, and keeps asking to see me more. I love her dearly, but it's super uncomfortable watching her and my mother interact, since my mom is annoyed with her, my opa, and my dad for being so Southern-ly passive-agressive and not fixing the problem.

Hey Pandas, Talk About (Almost) Anything Here.

Thank you, I now have a slightly better idea about what it's like.

Hey Pandas, Talk About (Almost) Anything Here.

I'm not agender, just to clarify, but my friend (who is) described it as not really feeling a connection to any pronouns, or presenting feminine, masculine, or neuter. They prefer they/them since it's easier to understand, but they also don't care.

Hey Pandas, What's An Opinion You Have That Differs From Everyone Else's? (Closed)

Exactly, my friend is forced to use the women's locker room, and he's super uncomfortable with it. All of the girls understand, but he should be allowed to use the men's room, since he is a boy, and has been a boy since he was born, even though he's not biologically male.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Pain You Ever Experienced As A Child?

Probably when I rode my bike into a trashcan. Black eye, ton of bruises, and a few scrapes from falling back onto the concrete. Nothing permanent thankfully.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Indie Animation Series? (Closed)

it's so interesting! uzi is my favorite, mainly because her personality is so relatable lol

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Indie Animation Series? (Closed)

murder drones is one of my favorites tbh :DD

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Indie Animation Series?

Murder Drones, it's so confusing, but after some theory videos I understand it more. Planning to rewatch soon!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Indie Animation Series?

TADC and helluva boss tadc is pretty new, but i like a lot of the charachters already and the plot sounds so cool. helluva boss is cool too, ig but i heard theres a lot of drama surrounding it...