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Mike Jacobs

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Mike Jacobs

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I joined Bored Panda on 1/22/2022
This is an alternate account to my main one so I can reveal some information about my personal life and ask for advice on it without telling everyone who I am.

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Mike Jacobs • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

The Toy Zone Asked Digital Artists To Recreate 10 World-Famous Landmarks In LEGO, And They Calculated How Much It Would Cost

I have no idea why, but the colour scheme of the stadium reminds me of McDonalds

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Mike Jacobs • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

"In the town where I was born - Lived a man who sailed to sea - And he told us of his life - In the land of submarines"

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

That can't be true. I've seen seventeen flying yellow submarines in the last hour alone.....

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

"In the town where I was born - Lived a man who sailed to sea - And he told us of his life - In the land of submarines"

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

That can't be true. I've seen seventeen flying yellow submarines in the last hour alone.....

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

Now we know who's making the peacocks walk funny

Hey Pandas, What’s The One Thing You Own That You Doubt Anyone Else Has?

The cutest cat in the whole world 😂

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

I just assumed it meant that they dont have feelings for u, but want u as a friend?

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

sorry for mentioning friendzone... Ive heard it many times before, but i didnt ACTUALLY know what it meant

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

Atleast they're honest...

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

MONOPOLY REFERENCE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

40 Of The Best Pics From This Instagram Account That Is Dedicated To The Most Random, Absurd Or Ridiculous Signs

..as long as he was alive

Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny "Out-Of-Context" Sentences From Books

"Throw it up now or the deal is off. I can't be bothered to wrestle it from you and get blood all over my uniform." I know it's 2 sentences, but the first one is so short :/

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Samsung chargers have the "USB Plug-in Port" on the side of the charger. Super annoying because the Charge-box + USB takes up like 3 Spots on my Power-Strip.

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Mike Jacobs • submitted 8 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Do You "Beserk" Sometimes?

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Hey Pandas, How Do I Deal With Major Change?

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Hey Pandas, Do You "Beserk" Sometimes?

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Hey Pandas, How Do I Deal With Major Change?

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Hey Pandas, How Do I Get Over A Rejection (Part 2)

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheese!

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Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Do I Need To Leave My Home.

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Hey Pandas, AITA For Ignoring My Mother?

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Hey Pandas, AITA For Asking My Friend A Question In Math Class? (Closed)

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Mike Jacobs • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheese!

Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny "Out-Of-Context" Sentences From Books (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Mike Jacobs • submitted 8 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Do You "Beserk" Sometimes?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Do I Deal With Major Change?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Do I Get Over A Rejection (Part 2)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheese!

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Do I Need To Leave My Home.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, AITA For Ignoring My Mother?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, AITA For Asking My Friend A Question In Math Class? (Closed)

Mike Jacobs • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheese!

Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny "Out-Of-Context" Sentences From Books (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Mike Jacobs • commented on 18 posts 2 years ago

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

oh no...

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

"In the town where I was born - Lived a man who sailed to sea - And he told us of his life - In the land of submarines"

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

It reminds me of the Potion of Despair from Harry-Potter and the half blood prince. that big lake in the cave or whatever

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

Reminds me of the "potion of despair" in the Half blood prince

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

I dislike the notion of "seeking out another relationship" mostly because it seems kinda weird to have the mindset of: "If this person fails, I have more people to pursue."

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

I just assumed it meant that they dont have feelings for u, but want u as a friend?

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

sorry for mentioning friendzone... Ive heard it many times before, but i didnt ACTUALLY know what it meant

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

Atleast they're honest...

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

MONOPOLY REFERENCE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny "Out-Of-Context" Sentences From Books (Closed)

Heres a Youtube video on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqYJ5h1fPMo

Hey Pandas, AITA For Ignoring My Mother?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Samsung chargers have the "USB Plug-in Port" on the side of the charger. Super annoying because the Charge-box + USB takes up like 3 Spots on my Power-Strip.

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community

I might believe this if there were actually advertisements for this on tv. But even then.

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community

I say that too :)

The Toy Zone Asked Digital Artists To Recreate 10 World-Famous Landmarks In LEGO, And They Calculated How Much It Would Cost

I have no idea why, but the colour scheme of the stadium reminds me of McDonalds

Hey Pandas, AITA For Ignoring My Mother?

Thonks. Also, I mean't ignore as in I just didn't speak to her. I would still do what she asked, just without taling

Mike Jacobs • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

Now we know who's making the peacocks walk funny

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

"In the town where I was born - Lived a man who sailed to sea - And he told us of his life - In the land of submarines"

50 Pics To Trigger Thalassophobia - Fear Of Deep Waters

That can't be true. I've seen seventeen flying yellow submarines in the last hour alone.....

Hey Pandas, What’s The One Thing You Own That You Doubt Anyone Else Has?

The cutest cat in the whole world 😂

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

I just assumed it meant that they dont have feelings for u, but want u as a friend?

Hey Pandas, How Do I Move On From A Friend Zone? (Closed)

sorry for mentioning friendzone... Ive heard it many times before, but i didnt ACTUALLY know what it meant

40 Of The Best Pics From This Instagram Account That Is Dedicated To The Most Random, Absurd Or Ridiculous Signs

..as long as he was alive

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

Atleast they're honest...

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

MONOPOLY REFERENCE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny "Out-Of-Context" Sentences From Books

"Throw it up now or the deal is off. I can't be bothered to wrestle it from you and get blood all over my uniform." I know it's 2 sentences, but the first one is so short :/

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Samsung chargers have the "USB Plug-in Port" on the side of the charger. Super annoying because the Charge-box + USB takes up like 3 Spots on my Power-Strip.

Hey Pandas, Aita For Ignoring My Mother?

I understand why you are so angry. She had no right to try getting inside your devices and least to reset them. As a gamer I can understand how hard that is. But ignoring people is usually not a good idea. It creates more problems but it does not solve them. It is tempting to do so and if you do it until you cool down it can help. But not for days. I would try to talk to your mum. Aknowledge that you shouldnt have been late with your homework (admiting guilt is a good step to get others to open up). But tell her that you dont think that she should have done that. That it hurt you. That invading your privacy is not the way to go and that punishing you by deleting your files was really risky. You could have had things from school there or important things (she wont understand the games I wouldnt mention it). If you keep your calm and your mother is a reasonable person she should listen to you. (Not that all parents are reasonable) I wish you the best

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