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Bloody Mary (she/her)
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Hello Pandas! I’ve never been good with introducing myself, but here we go.
- I love all of the nerdiest fandoms (and the fandoms no one knows about)
- I am a minor, so no funny business, please!
- I love and respect everyone, and expect you to do the same thing.
That’s all you need to know about me. Have an awesome day!
Bloody Mary (she/her) • upvoted 38 items 6 months ago
30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today
30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today
30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today
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Lollipops. When I was in first grade me and my siblings and cousins were messing around in my room, I was jumping up and down my bed with them with a lollipop in my mouth. Seconds after jumping and rough housing the candy suddenly dislodged from the stick. The lollipop wasn't even halfway melted. I just opened it about 10 seconds prior to it being dislodged from the stick so it was impossible to swallow. I quickly jumped out of bed in panic. They all started laughing because they thought I was making a funny face until one of them realized I was choking. Luckily, my younger sister caught on quickly, went out and ran after my mother who was one shoe away from going out of the house for work. My mother rushed in and tried to make me gag by fishing the candy out from my mouth, but it was too deep so she performed a heimlich instead which caused the candy to "pop" out. 5 yr old me would've died that day if my 4 yr old sister didn't realize I was choking, and was minutes late into getting my mother.
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I Let My 8th Graduates Cut My Hair Each Year When They Graduate. This Year They Gave Me The Full Van Buren
My Grandpa Was Too Sick To Attend My College Graduation, So I Surprised Him At His House After The Ceremony
I Asked A Movie Theater What They Do With All The Extra Popcorn When They Close And Walked Out With This
I Teach Kindergarten And Always Talk About My Cat Teddy, Today One Of My Students Drew Me A Picture Of Him So I Took Some Pictures To Show Her And Say Thank You
When I Was 6, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Prepare Me
For My Mother's Birthday / Mother's Day, My Dad Always Picks Her Flowers, Bakes Her A Cake And Wakes Her Up Singing While Bringing Her Breakfast In Bed
On The Internet I Asked Where I Could Take My Mom To Pet Some Donkeys For Mother's Day, And They Delivered! She Had The Best Day Ever
My Son Came Home From School And Said, “Mommy I Went Toe-To-Toe With A Bee To Get These For You!” Best Bouquet Ever
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