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Momo ONeil

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Momo ONeil • submitted a new post 1 day ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, AITA For Thinking It’s Time To Stop Including My Ex’s Dad In Family Holidays?

Momo ONeil • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Beans Are Coming Up Nicely This Year

Momo ONeil • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Times People Posted Such Ridiculous Things On “NextDoor” They Deserved To Be Shamed (New Pics)

"Potentially Rabid $5 Bill" would make a great band name.

“Months Of Saving”: 50 Times People Instantly Regretted Spending Money

Based on the water bottle, I think the mouse post happened in Italy. For this one, I think what happened is it was delivered by a food delivery service, i.e. left on the front porch, and someone took it before OP could get to it.

Momo ONeil • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

“Months Of Saving”: 50 Times People Instantly Regretted Spending Money

As a filling?

50 Times People Posted Such Ridiculous Things On “NextDoor” They Deserved To Be Shamed (New Pics)

So this person must not use physical currency at a!!? Calling the cops for a potentially rabid $5.00 bill is a new one on me.

Momo ONeil • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

I have two young adult daughters and I can't fathom speaking about them in this way. It's honestly heartbreaking. All of these posts are making me so sad for these young people who deserved parents who love and support them.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

I always ask people to give an example of when they made a mistake and how they corrected it. To me this helps me get a feel for whether the person is someone who can own up to their mistakes and learn from them, or... not. I was on a panel interviewing a gal, and I asked her that question when it was my turn. She answered, "Hmmm. That's a tough one. I don't really make mistakes... Ok, well there was the time I went on vacation and while I was gone my team messed up a bunch of my duties while filling in. So I guess what I learned was not to trust other people to do a good job." That answer gave me so much ick. Lady - everyone makes mistakes. I ranked her last of the interviewees, but the panel hired her. They liked her "confidence". She's been a problem ever since.

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

I got a job at a call center when I was a teen living on my own in a new town. On the morning of my first day I was hit with the worst flu I've ever had. I could barely walk. I gave them a heads up that I was sick but they had me start working anyway. My trainer stepped away for a bit and while she was gone I fell asleep. I couldn't help it. She woke me up and fired me on the spot. I went home and didn't leave my bed for 12 days except to crawl to the bathroom.

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

Yes! Her performance in misery tainted her roles for me anywhere else, I kept expecting her to go psycho. Even in Fried Green Tomatoes where she was perfect...

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Momo ONeil • upvoted 26 items 1 week ago

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Friend was nervous and when asked her biggest weakness, said “peanut m&m’s.” She got the job.

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

Well, she can have a long talk. You might want to shorten yours, considering you're not going to live forever. Sounds like she has more time than that.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Friend was nervous and when asked her biggest weakness, said “peanut m&m’s.” She got the job.

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

Well, she can have a long talk. You might want to shorten yours, considering you're not going to live forever. Sounds like she has more time than that.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

What a great creep filter that is though.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Wow, I never heard that in interview prep coaching.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

What is it about dudes that they can't say or write "woman"? Unless you're writing an academic/scientific paper or you're a ferengi, the word is "woman" not "female".

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

Sir, this is the internet, not the United States. There are plenty of countries that didnt vote an orange turd into office.

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

Cleese kinda comes off high strung in real life, too. Still, A Fish Named Wanda is one of my all time favorites (not to mention Monty Python).

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

Anjelica Huston as Morticia was perfect and Christina Ricci is the only real Wednesday .

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Woke up in the middle of the night before an interview with a full blown cold. Loaded up with cold remedy in the morning and went in for it. Meds hit like a ton of bricks and I was lucky I could remember my own name. Did not get that position but eventually got a better one in the adjoining agency.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Sometimes, it's the sickness bug's fault. Don't let that scare away a potential gem of an employee.

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

Asians are immortal? My wife never told me that she's gonna live forever. We'll have to have a long talk about this when I get home.

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

What the fork are the cups gonna do? Spoon me? I've got enough on my plate already.

Doctors Share The Wildest Examples Of Correct Self-Diagnoses, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

What?

Just Under Two Years Ago, My Wife And I Adopted A Little Girl. 3 Days Ago, We Adopted Her Biological Sibling

50 Facts For Those Who Are Constantly Curious About The World (New Pics)

XX and XY is biological sex, not gender, and there are more than two variants. Chromosomes help determine sex, not necessarily gender.

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Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith.

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Andre The Giant as Fezzic in The Princess Bride.

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Raul Julia as Gomez Addams.

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David Suchet as Hercule Poirot. Everyone else pales in comparison.

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Heath Ledger's Joker.

FloydsForked:
This is the one for me. The most epic performance of all time.

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Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes in 1990 film adaptation of Stephen King's 1987 novel "Misery".

mohksinats:
Just rewatched this at the local theater recently, and she is the reason that film holds up to this day.

My Husband Adopted My Son Today, After Raising Him For 3.5 Years. The Judge Said They Are Already Starting To Look Alike And This Was By Far The Best Way To Start Her Weekend

A Year And A Half-Ish After I Was Adopted. Me And My Mom

Words Can’t Express How Honored And Grateful We Are To Be This Kid’s Forever Dad!

My Wife's Adoption Of My Son Was Final Friday, Best Father's Day Ever! They Are The Two Best Things To Ever Happen To Me

50 Awkward Text Messages That Got Screenshotted For The World To See

- David said, throwing his arms in the air in sheer disbelief.

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Momo ONeil • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

... he said he was looking for his cat. I told him I hadn't seen his cat in over a week. He was like, "Listen, I'm not saying you stole out cat, I'm saying if you have him give him back." I told him, "I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, and 2 kids, trust me - I don't want your cat." He grumbled and walked off. My husband came home later and was concerned about the potential for conflict so he went next door to talk to the guy, but the guy escalated it a ton and tried to fight my husband and told us to stay off their property. They told all the neighbors we stole their cat - we were new and no one knew us yet and it colored their opinion of us for the first year or so before we got to know people. About a month later I found that cat's collar in the brush between our two yards. I never saw the cat again and I assumed it got eaten by a coyote or something. I just tossed it closer to their side of the yard. That was the craziest neighbor interaction I'd ever had and hope to ever have again.

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

We'd just moved into our new home and there was this scraggly cat always hanging around in our back yard. He was meowing all the time and constantly trying to get into our house. We already had 3 cats at the time and didn't want another, but I didn't want him to starve so I would put a little food out for him so he'd stop meowing. One morning I'm putting food out for him and the next door neighbor, who we'd not met yet (we'd only been moved in about a week) yells out her window at me, "That's our cat! You're feeding our cat!" I was surprised, but I called back, "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't know he had an owner! He's been meowing at hour back door and trying to get in. But I'll stop feeding him for sure, sorry about that!" That was the last day we saw the cat and we assumed they'd decided to keep him inside. Except one day about a week later, I was in my side yard and the husband came walking into my yard and let himself in through our gate. I asked him what he was doing...

Momo ONeil • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

If I had a group chat, you could be in it XD

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Momo ONeil • submitted a new post 1 day ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, AITA For Thinking It’s Time To Stop Including My Ex’s Dad In Family Holidays?

Momo ONeil • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You Believed In As A Kid (Closed)

Momo ONeil • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Times People Posted Such Ridiculous Things On “NextDoor” They Deserved To Be Shamed (New Pics)

"Potentially Rabid $5 Bill" would make a great band name.

“Months Of Saving”: 50 Times People Instantly Regretted Spending Money

Momo ONeil • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

Yes! Her performance in misery tainted her roles for me anywhere else, I kept expecting her to go psycho. Even in Fried Green Tomatoes where she was perfect...

Momo ONeil • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

Momo ONeil • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

When my kids were small, if I was curious about someone at the park, I would walk up to them and start a friendly conversation - "Which one is yours? Such a nice day to be at the park. (Age) is such a fun age, right?" If for whatever reason the person was lying / had bad intentions, that would at least let them know I was aware of them.

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

I get that these situations suck for all of the wholesome dads out there just trying to be nice / spend time with their own children. The context, though, is that sick people do hang around playgrounds and children do get snatched, m*lested, or exposed to. There was a guy who used to sit in his car in the park in our neighborhood watching the children. I'd always assumed he was there with his child, until he was arrested for pleasuring himself in the car whilst watching the children. My point is that some people, a very small but terrifying minority of people, have made us vigilant and suspicious. I get that it sucks, especially for innocent men, but I don't know how it can change while still keeping kids safe from harm.

“I Was Known As A Creep For Years”: 30 Men Reveal The Times They Undeservingly Were Called Creepy

I don't think OP was acting like a creep. But some very creepy people do very gross and not ok things around schools sometimes. I feel like, if we need to change our behavior a bit even though we're good people, that's the price we pay to protect kids from being creeped on by the bad ones.

Momo ONeil • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

30 Times This Instagram Account Made Its Followers Smirk With Some Spot-On 'Sadistic Memes'

Red #40 dye, along with other common food dyes, has been shown to cause behavioral problems in children and adolescents. https://oehha.ca.gov/risk-assessment/press-release/report-links-synthetic-food-dyes-hyperactivity-and-other

“I've Never Been So Ashamed”: 30 Moments That Turned Friends To Strangers In Seconds

Some people are such users. They only hangout with you to get what they want, and it's a one-way relationship. Very hard for people who are givers to realize that it's not reciprocal. And when our charity runs out, so does the friendship.

“Apparently He’s Into Men Now”: 30 People Who Regret Not Leaving Their SO Sooner

Those last two sentences are so true. I grew up in disfunction, neglect, chaos, and fear. I didn't know what a healthy relationship felt like. Disfunction was familiar, and anything that was healthy felt wrong. It took way too long for me to want something that was good for me. To feel like I deserved something good. I finally have that and I can't believe how much better life is when you have a partner who loves you in a healthy way.

Momo ONeil • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You Believed In As A Kid (Closed)

Yes! My parents and elders all around me believed race was a determining factor in intelligence, capacity for violence, criminality, class, etc. When I was young teen I realized that my interactions and observations of the people around me just didn't line up with that thinking. There are a million different factors that decide what we become in life, and I believe that race only comes into play because it affects how we're treated and the opportunities we're given (or not given). There are geniuses and madmen and dumdums and criminals of every race. Different doesn't mean lesser.

50 Funny And Relatable Posts By People Who Just Realized That They're Old Now (New Pics)

I live in the U.S. - I drove a manual for 30 years up until just a month ago. I'm not sure how true it is, but anecdotally here in the US, you're far less likely to have your car stolen if you have a manual because most thieves don't know how to drive them. That's the story anyway.

50 Funny And Relatable Posts By People Who Just Realized That They're Old Now (New Pics)

I moved to a new town across the state when I was 20 and delivered pizzas. The pizza place had a big map on the wall and you'd find the address, memorize the directions, and off you went. It was challenging because I wasn't familiar with the town at all but it worked pretty ok with my young memory and young eyes. I'd probably not do so well these days.

50 Funny And Relatable Posts By People Who Just Realized That They're Old Now (New Pics)

"Even flow... has a rhyme like Pollock Pines"

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You Believed In As A Kid (Closed)

I had an uncle who would try to get me to eat meat (I didn't like it) by saying it'll put hair on my chest. I'm a girl.

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You Believed In As A Kid (Closed)

Jeez!! That's not nice at all.

Momo ONeil • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Beans Are Coming Up Nicely This Year

Momo ONeil • upvoted 7 items 5 days ago

50 Times People Posted Such Ridiculous Things On “NextDoor” They Deserved To Be Shamed (New Pics)

So this person must not use physical currency at a!!? Calling the cops for a potentially rabid $5.00 bill is a new one on me.

Words Can’t Express How Honored And Grateful We Are To Be This Kid’s Forever Dad!

Just Under Two Years Ago, My Wife And I Adopted A Little Girl. 3 Days Ago, We Adopted Her Biological Sibling

My Husband Adopted My Son Today, After Raising Him For 3.5 Years. The Judge Said They Are Already Starting To Look Alike And This Was By Far The Best Way To Start Her Weekend

My Wife's Adoption Of My Son Was Final Friday, Best Father's Day Ever! They Are The Two Best Things To Ever Happen To Me

A Year And A Half-Ish After I Was Adopted. Me And My Mom

“Months Of Saving”: 50 Times People Instantly Regretted Spending Money

As a filling?

Momo ONeil • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Friend was nervous and when asked her biggest weakness, said “peanut m&m’s.” She got the job.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

What a great creep filter that is though.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

What is it about dudes that they can't say or write "woman"? Unless you're writing an academic/scientific paper or you're a ferengi, the word is "woman" not "female".

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Wow, I never heard that in interview prep coaching.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

Sometimes, it's the sickness bug's fault. Don't let that scare away a potential gem of an employee.

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Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith.

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

Cleese kinda comes off high strung in real life, too. Still, A Fish Named Wanda is one of my all time favorites (not to mention Monty Python).

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