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Apmote Heinz

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Apmote Heinz

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Apmote Heinz • commented on 6 posts 3 years ago

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

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30 Of The Funniest Internet-Famous Cat Pics Get Illustrated By Tactooncat

I think the cat broke the 4th wall, on the opposite way.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

*Low battery sound* Gotta get the charger! Zzzzzzzz...

30 Of The Funniest Internet-Famous Cat Pics Get Illustrated By Tactooncat

I think the cat broke the 4th wall, on the opposite way.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Near-Death Experience?

I almost died 3 days ago. A power line exploded, and a tree fell. It missed me like 2 feet. Next one is 4 years ago. I played with somebody on the pool and jumped. I can`t swim but it is shallow. Now he, thinking I am a swimmer, dragged me underwater for a minute. I held my breath, my vision darkened, but he understood what he did, he ran away. I did the technique that my veteran relative from Vietnam War told me, to kick the floor. I did and I got out. A similar incident 3 years ago is with my friend after I took swimming classes. A friend is not able to swim. Reflecting on my near-death, I attempted to save him. He is a dunce that he went on top of me. I held it again. He got out, but a floating raft blocked my head. I used it to my advantage, but it flipped. I swam underwater and held my breath for a total of 30 seconds. Water went in my body through my nose. After that I vomited and sneezed. Yeah it is messed up.

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