For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

Emperor Maximus

Community Member

Emperor Maximus

Community Member

Follow (4) Unfollow

5 posts

172 comments

594 upvotes

538 points

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Follow (4) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Emperor Maximus • commented on a post 11 months ago

35 Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their Age

She actually doesn't look that bad...

Emperor Maximus • upvoted 4 items 12 months ago

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

50 Facts About The World People Accidentally Realized And Had To Share Them Online

"Duck in a Tree" I like that. Think I'm going to use it.

Show All 4 Upvotes

Emperor Maximus • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

‘Aged Like Wine’: 35 Times Folks Ended Up Being 100% Right About Things (New Pics)

Little bro Timmy

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

Either a giant funeral or a sale on black coats.

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

The Funny Games would have been a lot shorter with this setup.

Show All 6 Comments

Emperor Maximus • upvoted 29 items 1 year ago

kakapoopoopeepeeshir reply

“I’ll see you around!” “Not if I see you first!” Took me a while to realize this meant if that person sees you first they will avoid you and you will end up not seeing them

BooksRock reply

That I’m not responsible to make other people happy

kakapoopoopeepeeshir reply

“I’ll see you around!” “Not if I see you first!” Took me a while to realize this meant if that person sees you first they will avoid you and you will end up not seeing them

BooksRock reply

That I’m not responsible to make other people happy

Ol_Pasta reply

One day I sat on a tram, passing a river. There was a duck in a tree. I realised I've never seen ducks in trees. No one else seemed to notice, but I was puzzled. Now whenever I come across something that seems intuitive but I have never considered I call it a duck in a tree.

Laughing-At-My-Own-Memes

Unfortunate-Events-Pics

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

Then what is the woman doing there in the middle?

50 People Who Took Their Halloween Costumes To The Next Level

I love cooking with wine... sometimes I even put it in the food

Out-Of-Context-Pictures

50 Brilliant Tinder Chats That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don’t Always Work As Expected (New Pics)

dark humour is like food. Some people just don't get it.

GiftInteresting8482 reply

Women's self-care/cosmetic products. It's the same exact stuff as men's just with a different smell, but it costs SO much more. Don't believe me, read the ingredients.

No-Chocolate-2907 reply

Diamonds. Contrary to popular belief, they’re not a rare gemstone and their perceived value is almost entirely artificial.

grptrt reply

US healthcare

Yes! Even with insurance, I have a bill for my child’s birth at around $30,000. My OB didn’t even pick up the phone when I went into labor. Nor did her backup. I had to get an emergency C-section, so I was charged accordingly.

BGoodOswaldo reply

Groceries

It is so stupidly expensive to buy groceries right now. Even if I just need a small list, specifically for the dinner I’m making that evening, it’s always $50–$75. I feel like in the past two years, groceries have skyrocketed.

Ok-Mushroom-7292 reply

Funerals

Mortician here. Go to a privately owned family mortuary. They actually give a shit most of the time about what families want and are generally more flexible than corporate mortuaries. Private mortuaries rely on returning families so they have to do a good job to survive.

NEVER go to an SCI location. I worked for that company for two years too long, and it's astounding how little they cared about people. They had NO issue nickel and diming everyone while doing the bare minimum if that. They regularly buried people without their belongings and never told the families. They had numerous occasions where the body was not ready for a funeral, bodies were used as doorstops, people were put in the wrong urns, etc. They do not care about you and are no better than car salespeople. Family-run mortuaries do what they do because they care.

‘Mildly Interesting’: 50 Pics Of Random Things To Pique Your Interest Very Slightly (New Pics)

Difference between Fanta in the UK & US https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/fanta-65378b7e43ab3.jpg

Homemade Piranha Plant Costume

40 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Might Save You At The Next Trivia Night (New Pics)

I thought they were "putting you out of your misery" mercy dogs. Like trained to snap your neck in one swift bite or something.

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I hate how emotions are labeled as "Feminine"

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I also experience this fairly common phenomenon! And I'm a man!

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

Why should anyone feel like they "shouldn't" like a song? This is just bizarre. There's plenty of songs I don't like... but to like one and feel like doing so is somehow taboo just seems... I dunno. Not healthy.

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

Can I just say that "like a ...girl" drives me insane.

‘Aged Like Wine’: 35 Times Folks Ended Up Being 100% Right About Things (New Pics)

That can be arranged

50 Times People Decorated Their Houses For Halloween And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

You should start running a haunted house

Today-I-Learned-Fun-Facts

TIL By the 1700s, aristocrats started eating tomatoes, but they were convinced the fruits were poisonous because people would die after eating them. In reality, the acidity from the tomatoes brought out the lead in their pewter plates, and they actually died of lead poisoning

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

Either a giant funeral or a sale on black coats.

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

The Funny Games would have been a lot shorter with this setup.

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

The green spaces have improved!

Show All 29 Upvotes

Emperor Maximus • submitted 5 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Theater Experience You Ever Had?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Confess Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace.

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Biggest Goals? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Theater Pandas, Tell The Story Of Your Best Or Worse Show.

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Sleepover Memory?

Emperor Maximus • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Theater Experience You Ever Had?

Give Some Shoutouts!

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Biggest Goals? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Tell Me About The Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Ever Accidentally Done? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Talk Here.

Hey Pandas, Compliment Other Pandas

Hey Pandas, Where In The World Are You, And What Is The Date And Time?

Emperor Maximus • commented on a post 11 months ago

35 Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their Age

She actually doesn't look that bad...

Emperor Maximus • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

50 Funny Memes That You Might Find Painfully Relatable

Imma do that fr

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I hate how emotions are labeled as "Feminine"

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I also experience this fairly common phenomenon! And I'm a man!

‘Aged Like Wine’: 35 Times Folks Ended Up Being 100% Right About Things (New Pics)

Little bro Timmy

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

Either a giant funeral or a sale on black coats.

People Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (45 New Pics)

The Funny Games would have been a lot shorter with this setup.

50 Of The Best History-Based Memes, As Shared By This Instagram Account

So he was venting? Kinda sus...

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas And Turned Them Into Reality (New Pics)

If they come out then you are the new head chef. (The sword and the stone)

50 Mildly Infuriated People Share What Got Them Into Such An Aggravated State (New Pics)

Cleary not meant to be opened.

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

a very good watch dog!

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Shortstop?

30 Jokes About Not Having Enough Money That Hit A Little Too Close To Home

Yes! Socialism is the way towards peace, away from Capitalist's pointless and greedy violence.

“Visible Mending”: 50 Times Folks Didn’t Give Up On Their Favorite Things And Made Them Even Better (New Pics)

Like the Kintsug technique.

50 Funny Posts That Might Hit You With A Wave Of Nostalgia, As Shared By This Instagram Page

I had the absolute pleasure of eating in one of these. Fast food just tastes different here.

50 Funny Posts That Might Hit You With A Wave Of Nostalgia, As Shared By This Instagram Page

But pink ranger is absolutely HYPED

50 Funny Posts That Might Hit You With A Wave Of Nostalgia, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Oh the memories I have of this game. One of my fondest childhood memories is huddled around this game as rain beats the window, rolling down the panes as muffle gunshots echoe around the darkened room. Oh the memories.

50 Funny Posts That Might Hit You With A Wave Of Nostalgia, As Shared By This Instagram Page

And then clas gets REALLY legit when the teachers passes out the essay papers.

30 Of The Wildest Real Estate Listings That Someone Is Actually Trying To Sell

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed."

30 Of The Wildest Real Estate Listings That Someone Is Actually Trying To Sell

You've reached level 32

Emperor Maximus • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Emperor Maximus • upvoted 4 items 12 months ago

BooksRock reply

That I’m not responsible to make other people happy

kakapoopoopeepeeshir reply

“I’ll see you around!” “Not if I see you first!” Took me a while to realize this meant if that person sees you first they will avoid you and you will end up not seeing them