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Ponyo (they/them)
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i was bit by a goose when i was four
Thats_classified reply
When John Hamm was in college he beat a dude so badly with a paddle that he had kidney damage. Also tried to light him on fire and lead him around the frat house by his s*****m with a claw hammer.
Fun stuff.
anon reply
Led Zeppelin.
Jimmy Page is a confirmed p**ophile and abuser and Robert Plant openly admits to being involved in some unsavory stuff as well. Their legacy is pretty much completely intact and it's never really brought up.
SirMegalomaniac reply
Well idk if this counts but at one point Jimmy Savile was basically the UKs favourite TV presenter at the time, oh if only people had known of the stuff he did *before* he died peacefully of old age...
bruceymain reply
I don't know how, in this day and age that Michael Jackson is still worshipped. Anyone else with his track record would be cancelled to oblivion (i know he is dead but posthumously). It is really strange to me.
Waste_Coat_4506 reply
Jerry Seinfeld had a teen gf when he was like 35. And now all he does is whine about cancel culture because people don't laugh at his jokes anymore. His comedy is just really dated, its not the cancel culture.
Also pretty much every cool rock star from the 70s were statutory r**ists. I love a lot of those bands but ick.
anon reply
Let me introduce you to some Filipino celebrities.
Dolphy - Often referred to as the King of Comedy in the Philippines. Multiple generations grew up watching his comedic movies. A highly regarded legend despite the fact that it's kind of an open secret that he was a womanizer and preffered younger womanizer and fathered 18 kids with women that are wayyyyy younger than him. He remained active in until he died at age of 83. For the last 20 years of his life, he lived with his domestic partner who is some 30 years his junior. He is considered as one of most beloved figures in Philippines history.
Vic Sotto - Another legendary comedian like Dolphy. One of most successful and well connected celebrities in Philippines history. In the 80's him and his buddies raped a 14 year old actress named Pepsi Paloma, even went on TV to apologize about it. He was able to escape punishment because his brother, a Senator, interfered. Just like Dolphy, he it is a known secret that he was a womanizer and fatherany children, but he pretty much stuck with women who were around his age, at least publicly. In the 90's in one of his TV shows, there was a child beauty pageant segment where then 40 year old Vic Sotto interview 8 year old Pauleen Luna. Luna became a successful actress in her own right and ended up working with Vic multiple times in her career. They started dating and got married in 2016 and fathered one child with her. Creepy circumstances in my opinion although there is no known evidence that grooming or abuse occured. He is still active today, his movies continue to be blockbuster hits, and he's one of most beloved celebrities in the country.
dead-crimson reply
Clint Eastwood. He cheated on his wives, physically abused his first wife, and pressured two of his mistresses to have abortions when he got them pregnant.
LettuceUnlucky5921 reply
Hugh Hefner.
medurevengea
"Struggling gravely in her early life, Marilyn Monroe was desperate and had nude photos taken. She was so embarassed by what she needed to do for money she signed the forms with a fake name. She asked the photographer to promise he would take the photos in a way no one would recognize her. She was paid $50.
Years later, Hugh Hefner obtained her nudes without her consent. For $500 he bought her nudes and plastered them on the first ever issue of Playboy Magazine. He sold 50,000 copies. Marilyn was not paid a cent, as Hefner knew she did not consent to this.
Decades before his death, Hefner paid $75,000 to have his dead body buried in a grave next to Marilyn’s.
Afterall, the success of Playboy was due to the sex crimes Hugh Hefner committed against this woman he sexually exploited and violated."
hhunkk reply
Its the Pope Francisco. I am from Argentina and he is so loved by a lot of people when the old turd is such a p**o creep shielder and at the same time gave continous support to the worse corrupt goverment the country had (Kirchnerism) wich doomed our generations and our future in so many ways.
Ironically if someone deserves at least a small vacation through hell its that s**t stain and his whole stupid castle.
Edit: oh teah now i remembered he also blamed NATO for provoking Russia defending their actions, hijo de puta.
anon reply
Elvis loved underage girls and Steven Tyler toured with a 14 year old girl as his f**k toy.
edit: Changed underage women to underage girls - cuz they were right. They were underage girls.
anon reply
James Franco. He ADMITTED to texting an underage girl trying to hook up, and everyone like… forgot about it immediately for some reason?
dentistnotmybusiness reply
Didn’t Kobe sexually assault a woman and admit to it?
EuphorbiasOddities
His lawyer also “accidentally” leaked her name multiple times during the lawsuit, which put a ton of stress on her.
anon reply
Machine Gun Kelly is kind of out there honestly. im expecting to be destroyed for it.
lockwolf
He has an old tweet wishing 13-15 year old girls weren’t hot and he didn’t feel like a creep for looking at them. Just major creeper vibe
11summers
There’s also a video where he justifies openly sexualizing a 16 year old Kendall Jenner by saying how rock stars slept with teenage girls, therefore he’s just being a real rock star!
anon reply
Dr phil.
skippingfornow
Are you implying that sending teens to terrible facilities that abuse them is a bad thing? Or was it the inappropriate relationship he had with a patient? Or his first wife alleging physical abuse? For me it's the exploiting people in their most vulnerable states for tv ratings and feeding their addiction for better content.
DreadedChalupacabra reply
Gandhi. He was a very racist dude who forced his grand-niece to sleep in bed with him, naked, to reenforce his celibacy.
FnkyTown reply
Paul Walker. When he was 36 years old his 16 year old girlfriend moved in with him. When he was 28 he had another 16 year old girlfriend living with him. He's very lucky he died before #metoo blew his s**t up. He should be remembered as a p***phile and not an actor.
lupindeathray reply
Steven Tyler.
Dancingskeletonman86
Nothing says love like getting a groupie teen girl's parents to sign over guardianship of her to you so you can f**k her. When you are a 25 year old adult man and she's 16 just barely. And then getting her knocked up at 17. I mean if that isn't grooming... I mean "love" what is?
Seriously though Steven Tyler is f**king gross.
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Windows with screens. When I lived in Geneva, I was in a sixth-floor walk-up flat with no A/C. I was in for a very unfortunate surprise when the weather got warm and I opened the windows only for bugs to swarm in. No screens! How was I supposed to sleep in a hot bedroom and I couldn’t even open my tiny window for some air flow?!anon reply
Let me introduce you to some Filipino celebrities.
Dolphy - Often referred to as the King of Comedy in the Philippines. Multiple generations grew up watching his comedic movies. A highly regarded legend despite the fact that it's kind of an open secret that he was a womanizer and preffered younger womanizer and fathered 18 kids with women that are wayyyyy younger than him. He remained active in until he died at age of 83. For the last 20 years of his life, he lived with his domestic partner who is some 30 years his junior. He is considered as one of most beloved figures in Philippines history.
Vic Sotto - Another legendary comedian like Dolphy. One of most successful and well connected celebrities in Philippines history. In the 80's him and his buddies raped a 14 year old actress named Pepsi Paloma, even went on TV to apologize about it. He was able to escape punishment because his brother, a Senator, interfered. Just like Dolphy, he it is a known secret that he was a womanizer and fatherany children, but he pretty much stuck with women who were around his age, at least publicly. In the 90's in one of his TV shows, there was a child beauty pageant segment where then 40 year old Vic Sotto interview 8 year old Pauleen Luna. Luna became a successful actress in her own right and ended up working with Vic multiple times in her career. They started dating and got married in 2016 and fathered one child with her. Creepy circumstances in my opinion although there is no known evidence that grooming or abuse occured. He is still active today, his movies continue to be blockbuster hits, and he's one of most beloved celebrities in the country.
anon reply
Elvis loved underage girls and Steven Tyler toured with a 14 year old girl as his f**k toy.
edit: Changed underage women to underage girls - cuz they were right. They were underage girls.
anon reply
Led Zeppelin.
Jimmy Page is a confirmed p**ophile and abuser and Robert Plant openly admits to being involved in some unsavory stuff as well. Their legacy is pretty much completely intact and it's never really brought up.
dead-crimson reply
Clint Eastwood. He cheated on his wives, physically abused his first wife, and pressured two of his mistresses to have abortions when he got them pregnant.
hhunkk reply
Its the Pope Francisco. I am from Argentina and he is so loved by a lot of people when the old turd is such a p**o creep shielder and at the same time gave continous support to the worse corrupt goverment the country had (Kirchnerism) wich doomed our generations and our future in so many ways.
Ironically if someone deserves at least a small vacation through hell its that s**t stain and his whole stupid castle.
Edit: oh teah now i remembered he also blamed NATO for provoking Russia defending their actions, hijo de puta.
anon reply
James Franco. He ADMITTED to texting an underage girl trying to hook up, and everyone like… forgot about it immediately for some reason?
anon reply
Machine Gun Kelly is kind of out there honestly. im expecting to be destroyed for it.
lockwolf
He has an old tweet wishing 13-15 year old girls weren’t hot and he didn’t feel like a creep for looking at them. Just major creeper vibe
11summers
There’s also a video where he justifies openly sexualizing a 16 year old Kendall Jenner by saying how rock stars slept with teenage girls, therefore he’s just being a real rock star!
Thats_classified reply
When John Hamm was in college he beat a dude so badly with a paddle that he had kidney damage. Also tried to light him on fire and lead him around the frat house by his s*****m with a claw hammer.
Fun stuff.
bruceymain reply
I don't know how, in this day and age that Michael Jackson is still worshipped. Anyone else with his track record would be cancelled to oblivion (i know he is dead but posthumously). It is really strange to me.
Waste_Coat_4506 reply
Jerry Seinfeld had a teen gf when he was like 35. And now all he does is whine about cancel culture because people don't laugh at his jokes anymore. His comedy is just really dated, its not the cancel culture.
Also pretty much every cool rock star from the 70s were statutory r**ists. I love a lot of those bands but ick.
CLT113078 reply
Drake.
Aggravating_Plant_27
He still thinks he’s at Degrassi high
StercusAccidit85
Yup. WAAAAYYY too many young girls in his orbit.
lupindeathray reply
Steven Tyler.
Dancingskeletonman86
Nothing says love like getting a groupie teen girl's parents to sign over guardianship of her to you so you can f**k her. When you are a 25 year old adult man and she's 16 just barely. And then getting her knocked up at 17. I mean if that isn't grooming... I mean "love" what is?
Seriously though Steven Tyler is f**king gross.
FnkyTown reply
Paul Walker. When he was 36 years old his 16 year old girlfriend moved in with him. When he was 28 he had another 16 year old girlfriend living with him. He's very lucky he died before #metoo blew his s**t up. He should be remembered as a p***phile and not an actor.
LettuceUnlucky5921 reply
Hugh Hefner.
medurevengea
"Struggling gravely in her early life, Marilyn Monroe was desperate and had nude photos taken. She was so embarassed by what she needed to do for money she signed the forms with a fake name. She asked the photographer to promise he would take the photos in a way no one would recognize her. She was paid $50.
Years later, Hugh Hefner obtained her nudes without her consent. For $500 he bought her nudes and plastered them on the first ever issue of Playboy Magazine. He sold 50,000 copies. Marilyn was not paid a cent, as Hefner knew she did not consent to this.
Decades before his death, Hefner paid $75,000 to have his dead body buried in a grave next to Marilyn’s.
Afterall, the success of Playboy was due to the sex crimes Hugh Hefner committed against this woman he sexually exploited and violated."