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Matthew White

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Matthew White • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

The social service knows Gays a lot.

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

La pompe funèbre

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

The social service knows Gays a lot.

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

La pompe funèbre

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

*best?

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

nice way to go

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

Anybody else thinking meteor shower? Or are we going with 'Alien Invasion' to appease the tinfoil hat brigade?

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People Are Sharing Interesting And Clever Secret Spaces They've Hidden In Their Houses, Here Are 50 Of The Best

10/10 would buy for baking items

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Favorite Short Horror Stories? (Closed)

I stopped at a stand, where they were selling clothes for a really good deal. I bought a few and continued down the street, turning a corner. I froze at the sight of clothes being removed from a bloody corpse as the owner of the stand grinned at me. Suddenly the clothes felt heavy in my hands. He approached me and said, "Nice shirt." I rewrote it will a good start, more details, and a complete ending.

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

Mar-belly-ous!

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Matthew White • commented on a post 2 years ago

30 Dishes People Should Stop Ordering As Revealed By Fast Food Workers Online

one of the more reasons to drink it :)

Matthew White • commented on 3 posts 3 years ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving

i was thinking of careless whisperer by George Micheal

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

yes I have a switch and i also have xbox and pc and ps

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving

i was thinking of careless whisperer by George Micheal

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

yes I have a switch and i also have xbox and pc and ps

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

cool what games do you play, i play coldwar and blackops 4,3 and minecraft and GTA V, 4 if you want we could co-play via xbox live or ps plus or nintendo online with fellow bored pandas as they played with me in the past my gamertag is chillmatthew190

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Matthew White • upvoted 22 items 3 years ago

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

Minecraft boats be like:

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Sir lance a lost.

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

Minecraft boats be like:

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Sir lance a lost.

50 Times People Spotted Old People Being Wholesome And Shared It In This Online Group

no not more queers

People Are Sharing Effective Psychological Tricks They Use And Here're 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

I'm autistic and I've never done that.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

So basicly it used to be taco Bell, then it was turned to something else, now it is being turned back to taco bell

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

What...

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often? (Closed)

That is so sad. I'm sorry

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often?

my girlfriend that i had in second grade up until sophomore year she died in a car crash t-boned by 2 cars what's worse she was 12 weeks pregnant at the time

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

The most evil thing i've ever done is taking a crap in a urinal in 2nd grade due to all of the other stalls were occupied and it backed up the urinal and i went to wash my hands and this kid named peter didn't notice it and proceeds to pull his pants all the way down to the ground and take a piss on it when he finished the other people in the stalls just got out when he finished and they thought peter did it and i said he did it i've been pulling his name in the mud this whole time fast forward 20 years and a week ago im now 29 and i finally lift the weight off my chest i finally told him he knew that i was sorry and we had a good joke about it

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten?

Playdoh, A stick, A barkchip, Chalk, Soap.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

Making fun of my. recorder teacher as a nine year old.

What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

Just some innocent stuff, like roleplaying an evil guy on some sandbox games.

What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten?

I really don't react well to solid chunks of fat, so I instantly gagged when I tried meat jelly.

What Have You Done Before And Never Got Caught?

I've snuck dad's car keys out a few times, never been caught!

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Cool Facts And Weird Facts You Know? (Closed)

No idea where or when I learned this, it just always stuck with me and I think about it way too much.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Cool Facts And Weird Facts You Know?

Giant squids have doughnut shaped brains, and their food passes through the middle before getting to their stomach

What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

For me, it was I took a pencil from their bag while they where rattling on about how they want a regular coffee, and I used it to write "WHAT SIZE?" on their coffee cup. Then I kept the pencil.