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Matthew P

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A sane, stable, kind, and intelligent American. Yes, European Pandas, we really do exist.

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Matthew P • commented on 32 posts 6 months ago

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Thanks bruh. Two wishes left

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

You're gonna be the one that saves me

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

Why am I not surprised that she saw it on Fox News?

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

Old dudes got great taste! Stan, Zombie, Numb, all incredible songs

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

I wonder what that last one is? Huh

40 Funny Memes To Perfectly Sum Up IT Humor, As Shared By This Facebook Group

I don't get it bruh

40 Funny Memes To Perfectly Sum Up IT Humor, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Jimmy O. Yang is hilarious! I eat the fish

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

There is a great podcast called 99% invisible that has an episode on multicolored stop signs!

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

What the fresh hell is this monstrosity?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Either ladder or levitation

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Yep. Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

This needs to be higher

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

DIL DO DIL DO DIL DO DIL A DIL A DILLY DO! DIL DO DIL DO DIL DO! 🍆

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Detroit bro! 313!

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Holy c**p!

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Horrifying image

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

So she never knew? Poor mom

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Hamilton. Such a good book

40 Memes And Jokes That Perfectly Sum Up Physics, As Shared By This Online Page

Yeah. They don't say the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less that 39.1388 lightyears

40 Memes And Jokes That Perfectly Sum Up Physics, As Shared By This Online Page

It's eminem! He can do anything! Just ask MGK, Ja Rule, Benzino, and Anthony Mackie in 8 Mile.

35 ‘Funny Charts’ That Got This Online Community Cracking Up

Amen brother!

35 ‘Funny Charts’ That Got This Online Community Cracking Up

This also applies to Michigan

50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

It looks like one of the balls is squished

50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

A what? Sky news, a what?

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

Your not missing much. The grand canyon sucks.

50 Memes To Remind You How Good Life Once Was, As Shared On This Page

My brother and I still do this! It's fun - and painful

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

EWWW!

30 Funny Accidental Images That Were Taken At The Right Time And Place By This Street Photographer

To quote Idiocracy: "OW MY BALLS"

This Group Is Dedicated To Unintentionally Funny Pics And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts

Kanye doesn't deserve saving

This Group Is Dedicated To Unintentionally Funny Pics And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts

Yass queen!

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Matthew P • upvoted 7 items 6 months ago

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Wish granted

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

But how did you get on the roof?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Wish granted

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

But how did you get on the roof?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

You were just asking genuine questions, it's just that kids don't sugarcoat it and ask exactly what they want to know. If it happened these days either your parents or your uncle & aunt would probably just simply explain about autism

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

WTAF!! 🤢🤮

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Isn't that a King of the Hill skit?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Awww thats so sweet!

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

Someone is feeling salty.

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Matthew P • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Stupid Question You've Ever Been Asked? (Closed)

Matthew P • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Stupid Question You've Ever Been Asked? (Closed)

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Matthew P • commented on 20 posts 6 months ago

40 Of The Worst Baby Names Given By Parents

This image isn't Khaleesi, it's Daenerys!

40 Of The Worst Baby Names Given By Parents

I think your name is beautiful, but what can I say. Twins ain't gonna play

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Thanks bruh. Two wishes left

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

You're gonna be the one that saves me

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

Why am I not surprised that she saw it on Fox News?

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

Old dudes got great taste! Stan, Zombie, Numb, all incredible songs

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

I wonder what that last one is? Huh

40 Funny Memes To Perfectly Sum Up IT Humor, As Shared By This Facebook Group

I don't get it bruh

40 Funny Memes To Perfectly Sum Up IT Humor, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Jimmy O. Yang is hilarious! I eat the fish

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

There is a great podcast called 99% invisible that has an episode on multicolored stop signs!

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

What the fresh hell is this monstrosity?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Either ladder or levitation

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Yep. Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

This needs to be higher

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

DIL DO DIL DO DIL DO DIL A DIL A DILLY DO! DIL DO DIL DO DIL DO! 🍆

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Detroit bro! 313!

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Holy c**p!

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Horrifying image

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

So she never knew? Poor mom

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Hamilton. Such a good book

Matthew P • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

40 Of The Worst Baby Names Given By Parents

What's wrong with Porsche (though I think it's better spelt Portia)?

40 Of The Worst Baby Names Given By Parents

That’s my stripper name.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Wish granted

These 50 Memes Are Just What You Need to Take a Break and Have a Giggle (New Pics)

"Weird orange fungus"... Surprised nobody made a Trump joke yet.

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

How about you pay your servers a living wage?

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

I'm not sure where I stand on this one. On the one hand, the original post is right to be outraged that these things were done so blatantly and without oversight or consequences. But at the same time, it's astonishingly naive to believe it never happened before and won't happen again (just with oversight and consequence).

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

They might not be the smartest but, boy, are they confident.

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

He or she clearly hasn't been to Europe

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

That might not have helped them... I have seen on a number of occasions Britain described as being in England.

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

It really exist, that Tinder for Cats thing.

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

If Mickey Roarke was a dog.

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

Relationship goals.

Logical_Sweet_6624 reply

When I was in kindergarten, my mom would ask me everyday if I played with someone, sometimes I did sometimes I didn’t, so once I said “sometimes I just like to play with myself” looking back, it’s Hilarious.

Silvervirage reply

Watching I think Prince of Egypt? In school in like 5th grade, and as the woman was setting Moses in the basket she put her middle finger on his head. I knew that holding up your middle finger was rude, but I didn't have a name for the gesture. So I said 'why is she fingering the baby?' only loud enough for my friend to hear. But the kids in front of me heard and one spun around and called me disgusting. I didn't get it then but like a year or more later that popped into my head and I wanted nothing more than to curl up and die. Still do kinda.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

But how did you get on the roof?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Isn't that a King of the Hill skit?

Prestigious_Pool_575 reply

I liked mixing words up, like saying I'm going to "shake a tower" instead of take a shower. One of these words I played with was popcorn. I called it cocporn. And worst part is that nobody stopped me.

Munich11 reply

I was sitting in my front yard singing nonsense out loud while playing with my toy cars. “DIL DO DIL DO DIL DO DIL A DIL A DILLY DO 🎵” My Mom came to the window and quietly said “Hey sweetie, try to sing something else okay?”.

Ok_Ad_9188 reply

My favorite cartoon growing up was The Angry Beavers. They had an episode where they record a smash hit called "Beaver Fever." I can vividly remember being maybe 5 years old and singing, "HE'S GOT THE BEAVER FEVER, BEAVER FEVER" at the top of my lungs in public and my mom struggling to shush me and me not knowing why.

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