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Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing You Have Seen A Drunk Person Do? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing You Have Seen A Drunk Person Do? (Closed)

Artist Sculpts Incredible Architectural Spaces That Are Carved Into Marble And Stone (30 New Pics)

So relaxing to look at. You feel like you are ascending a ruin.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing You Have Seen A Drunk Person Do? (Closed)

Artist Sculpts Incredible Architectural Spaces That Are Carved Into Marble And Stone (30 New Pics)

So relaxing to look at. You feel like you are ascending a ruin.

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Not a doctor and this is a minor thing, but: If you don't have celiac disease, gluten is not bad for you. More important: Vaccines do not cause autism. They save lives.

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Australian paramedic intern here. we are not the police and we really honestly don't care about any of the shit, illegal or not, you have done or taken. we just need the full story to make sure that you can get the best targeted treatment. also, we don't mind getting called to old people falling and not being able to get up, especially if they have no family or no way to contact them. for me, that's a medical emergency, because if you stay there you will die and paramedic school taught me that that is bad for you.

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The 10% of your brain thing is a myth. So is most left/right-brained stuff you hear. Stop asking me about it.

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If you get in an accident as a biker, don't take your helmet off your head under any circumstances. You can unhook the strap if you really need to to not suffocate, but that's it. (Stop reading here if you're a faint of heart): Many times, your head will break like an egg and the helmet is basically the only thing preventing your skull from being skewered by your cranium shards or spilling out.

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Pee after sex. Any sex, just do it. All kinds of bacteria get pushed up your ureatha. UTIs suck.

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In a situation where first aid is required it is better to do something than to be scared and not do anything. You might save someones life.

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Just because you're not suffering from a mental health disorder, it doesn't mean it's not a real thing.

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Vaccines don't cause autism, nor do they contain elemental aluminum or mercury.

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I may be alone in this, but I want my patients to know that there is no possible way I can keep up with all the medical advances and new studies that are out there. And I also want them to know that there are thousands of conditions that I learned about in medical school that I've forgotten because I've never seen or recognized them in practice. This is important, because my patients frequently apologize for looking up things on the internet. No, don't apologize. I want you to research your condition. I want you to look things up. I want you to know about new treatments, new research, and alternative medications. Because often I don't. I may not agree with the things you've read, and that's fine too. Ask me about thinks you've read and the picture you found that looks like your rash. I can't tell you how many times a patient has come to me with a suggestion about a possible explanation for symptoms because they read about it on the internet that turned out to be a correct or at least reasonable guess. Please educate yourselves about yourselves. Some good websites are the CDC website and AAFP.org (the American Academy of Family Practice). And if your doctor is offended that you're trying to be educated, get a different doctor. Source: I'm a doctor

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Doctor here. Don't stop your medications by yourself. Just don't, no matter how good you feel. Patients stop antibiotics and relapse. So many resistant TB cases here. Stop taking insulin and come with DKA. Stop taking anti-hypertensives and get a stroke. Don't stop any drug unless cleared prior with your doctor. Most of the diseases can only be managed, they can't really be cured. If you have diabetes, get sugar levels tested at least once a month. Don't ignore it. Don't mix alcohol and anti-depressants. Also, no matter how bad it is, we have seen worse. Don't be ashamed. Pull out doesn't mean she won't get pregnant. Precum has sperm too. Last, if you see anyone vomiting and loss conscious, turn them to their side. Less chances of it entering lungs.

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Vaccines are the greatest advancement in modern medicine. They save lives and prevent weeks of lost work each year (flu season). If people started seeing more pertussis (whooping cough) or epiglottitis (part of the throat swells up and can kill children) they'd get their shots, but vaccines have become victims of their own success. Get your shots to protect immunodeficient people that can't get their shots. tl;dr If you don't get vaccinated and you don't vaccinate your kids then you are an a-hole.

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Your immune system is one of the greatest assets you have and you never thank it. In your life, your body will autonomously eradicate between 6-10 cancers without your realising. It will fight your infections, repair micro traumas and police the entire population of billions of cells in your body without your asking. All it requests in return is a little bit of health to preserve it. Stop smoking, lose weight. Maybe exercise a little. Don't drink so much. Your diet is so much more important that you realise.

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Nurse & Midwife here. I wish people understood that if they are receiving treatment for a condition, they still have that condition. Case in point: If you're taking medication for something you aren't suddenly free of that disease. Your blood pressure meds are maintaining a normal blood pressure BECAUSE you have the condition of high blood pressure. Your insulin is maintaining your blood sugars BECAUSE you have diabetes. Sounds simple but amazing how much people tell us they have no conditions but are on 1000 medications that tell a different story

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RPh here. Do not keep your medicine in your "medicine cabinet" in your bathroom. The steam from a shower and the temperature fluctuations will degrade your medication. Keep them in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight. Also look through your OTC items in your house and clean out the expired drugs and restock your basics ( ibuprofen, acetaminophen, pepto, eyedrops, etc).

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Doctors are there to help you, stop lying to them. They have to protect your privacy, so if you're doing drugs - tell them, they have to keep it secret, and it could kill you if you don't.

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The pregnancy test you get in the ER is no different from the one at the store and equally accurate.

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If your kid has a fever, and you give them Tylenol or Ibuprofen to bring it down, they are STILL. SICK. You're only treating symptoms temporarily, not curing anything. For the love of everything holy, do not give them Tylenol and send them to school/daycare/sports/birthday parties/etc. to become patient zero and infect everyone else.

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Smoking will kill you. "Nah... cancer won't get to me" you might say, and you'd be statistically right. It'll be your heart. In the simplest of terms, smoking makes your arteries rigid, so as they progressively get filled with fat, instead of increasing their diameter they'll just get stuffed until no more blood can get through and you'll be done. If you're lucky you'll get some chest pains beforehand but that's not always the case. "Joke's on you sucka! I got a heart attack and survived, death ain't got shit on me!" Welcome to the world of chronic heart failure where from now on every day that goes by your heart will be less a pump and more a container, until you get out of breath from just speaking and eventually die. There's no going back. Please stop smoking.

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