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Dark Jedi

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 15 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

As a sane, rational Christian who hates 90% of “Christian music”, very horrified by this behavior

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

No, Mennonite. Amish broke away from the Mennonite religion. One of the reasons was how they treat their animals.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Well, you know, the more women have had them the more it wears their p.e.n.i.s. away until it ends up like a little nub.

Funny Tweets That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

Maybe a little girl wants to wear pretty little girl pants, but wants pockets. They should be allowed to wear pants made for them with pockets.

45 Things That Used To Be Obvious 15 Years Ago, But Confuse People Now

But they do have a need.....that's the point. I've been using computers since i was TWO, all the way back in 1985. If i wanted to do something on the computer, i had to figure it out, and yes sometimes that meant seeking out a more knowledgeable adult for guidance, but more often than not it was simply trial and error....screwing around with whatever i happened to be using at any given time.....to learn about what it could do. I was teaching myself CAD, photoshop and HTML at 11 years old, while computer classes in school were still "teaching" kids how to save and open files. I've seen 12 year olds who ignore the existence of a mouse and keyboard to smear their finger over the screen and proclaim "it's broken" before walking away. The incentive is curiosity, and a desire to learn.....they don't have that, because they have tiktok.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Asked him for his number. Yes, he’s married, but the wife wasn’t there.

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Honestly, the original is kinda bad because that nipple is the only thing you see. Blood red in the middle of green and black is a poor choice.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Would it really be fair to make her do "men stuff". I mean, he does it so well. She would just mess it up and besides, she has work. /s (and I hope people notice I am being sarcastic as the point of the post)

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

I'm not even sarcastic. I don't like men with muscles. At least not as much as the one pictured here.

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*MOW

“The Hate Is Real”: People React To JK Rowling’s Objection To New York Times Article

Absolutely. Transwomen see their identity as some kind of get out of jail free card to escape the male experience. It's just men who feel marginalized finding a way to get revenge on women

“The Hate Is Real”: People React To JK Rowling’s Objection To New York Times Article

I love the final comment above "I'm sorry you turned out to be trash". Yeah, me too, sister, me too.

50 Family Photos People Would Love To Forget But Sadly They Went Viral (New Pics)

Looks like Eddie Mercury....

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Dark Jedi • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

As a sane, rational Christian who hates 90% of “Christian music”, very horrified by this behavior

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Same

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

As a sane, rational Christian who hates 90% of “Christian music”, very horrified by this behavior

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Same

40 Funny Tinder Chats That Might Not Have Ended In Love, But Definitely In Laughs (New Pics)

*MOW

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 10 items 2 weeks ago

50 Family Photos People Would Love To Forget But Sadly They Went Viral (New Pics)

"It's not a phase mom!"

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Louisiana joke - A couple was getting hot in the back seat when she said, "Budreau, kiss me where it stinks," so he drove her to Baton Rouge.

50 Family Photos People Would Love To Forget But Sadly They Went Viral (New Pics)

"It's not a phase mom!"

50 Memes To Distract You From Whatever You Were Supposed To Be Doing, Courtesy Of This IG Page

Louisiana joke - A couple was getting hot in the back seat when she said, "Budreau, kiss me where it stinks," so he drove her to Baton Rouge.

30 Photos From ‘Nineties Anxiety’ That Might Remind You How Incredible That Decade Was

I can't fathom how this guy never got a broken back the insane impromptu stage stunts he used to do. Getting him an injury insurance must have been near impossible for his agent.

50 Memes To Distract You From Whatever You Were Supposed To Be Doing, Courtesy Of This IG Page

Good save.

50 Hilarious Advertising Fails You Might Find Hard To Believe Were Actually Approved (New Pics)

Unsee juice! I need unsee juice!

50 Memes To Distract You From Whatever You Were Supposed To Be Doing, Courtesy Of This IG Page

Look for the Bible.

50 Memes To Distract You From Whatever You Were Supposed To Be Doing, Courtesy Of This IG Page

WE MARCH AT DAWN

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There's a Yiddish word for a plump and pretty woman: zaftig. "Juicy." 😍

"My Husband’s High School Goth/Emo/Photoshop Phase Is An Untapped Goldmine."⁠

Keep Trying

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

And then Jared Leto played him as supervillain Tekashi6ix9ine

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

I feel like anyone but Leto is a good Joker.

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

And then Jared Leto played him as supervillain Tekashi6ix9ine

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

I feel like anyone but Leto is a good Joker.

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

Joaquin phoenix

D1Rk_D1GGL3R reply

Michael Keaton did great with Beetlejuice.

DeeVa72:
I also think he was the best Batman

WriteOrDie1997 reply

Heath Ledger's Joker.

FloydsForked:
This is the one for me. The most epic performance of all time.

BeerGutNinja reply

Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones and Han Solo.

Far-Government5469:
Harrison brought just the right amount of incredulity to his circumstance to sell them.

Jane_Austen11 reply

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Prof_Walrus:
The fact they're trying to replace/reboot him is a guaranteed box office flop.
anonymous:
The role was actually written for Hugh Jackman but Johnny Depp had more star power.