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*James Bond Voice* The name's Glow. Firestorm Glow
aaaaand I LOVE Bored Panda, I have been on here for like, a year? but I never made an account, so here I am! I love to read and stuff.
My pronouns are She/Her FYI
Firestorm Glow is actually my online name for all my online accounts, so you might have seen me on a website before.
yeahhhh ok I don't know what other people say on there profile description things, so byeeee!

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Firestorm Glow • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

I spat out my tea!

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

These guys were terrible, and what's even worse is that it was common back them! A woman called Amelia Dyer did the same thing and killed up to 400!

Firestorm Glow • upvoted 5 items 11 months ago

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

I spat out my tea!

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

These guys were terrible, and what's even worse is that it was common back them! A woman called Amelia Dyer did the same thing and killed up to 400!

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

I spat out my tea!

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

These guys were terrible, and what's even worse is that it was common back them! A woman called Amelia Dyer did the same thing and killed up to 400!

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

Here, we see cars mating in their natural habitat

aSentientShadeOfBlue reply

Social Media. Imagine being a 6th grader and having people think you’re weird if you don’t have an Instagram. That s**t is poison. Wrecked our interpersonal skills. Ruined relationships. Perpetuated bullying into cyberspace when it used to end at the school day. Cemented embarrassment if you get recorded. The list goes on.

slpeach91 reply

Crop tops. Some of us still want the whole entire shirt damnit!

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Firestorm Glow • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

So Lifelike. Really Captures The Lj Essence

Save Your Money: 45 Dreamy Destinations That Look Nothing Like What The Influencers Told You They Would

Right? These photos could be 2 days apart, and that would be enough to change things.

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like some purple grapes ate a laxative

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Ah yes, Summor and Foll. Maybe Wintor or Wonter, and Sprong too!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Maybe it’s supposed to be a Mexican Voldemort with hair

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like the lips are out to murder someone… maybe the eye… edit: someone should write a murder mystery about this

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

No, you can play that way, it’s easier for some people. Edit: sorry my brain wasn’t working I though the problem was that they were playing from the left instead of the right

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

‘Hey honey, what did you win at the clinic?’ ‘Oh I won diabetes, dear!’

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Or maybe dried blood from dropping a knife on a foot…

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like a constipated guy turned his legs into a toilet

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

I would definitely trip. Hahaha clumsy people, unite!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Not sure how to post photos but this might work for anyone who wants to see: https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/08/21/qvhga8kihion1q2q7wtg.jpg?q=65&w=1280

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Predator horse is looking at u. Ur next buddy

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Firestorm Glow • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

That’s not an angry hornet sweetie, it is a flying snake

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like some purple grapes ate a laxative

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

That’s not an angry hornet sweetie, it is a flying snake

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like some purple grapes ate a laxative

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Ah yes, Summor and Foll. Maybe Wintor or Wonter, and Sprong too!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Maybe it’s supposed to be a Mexican Voldemort with hair

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like the lips are out to murder someone… maybe the eye… edit: someone should write a murder mystery about this

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

At least they tried…

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Petition to change fall to foll:

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

No, you can play that way, it’s easier for some people. Edit: sorry my brain wasn’t working I though the problem was that they were playing from the left instead of the right

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

‘Hey honey, what did you win at the clinic?’ ‘Oh I won diabetes, dear!’

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Or maybe dried blood from dropping a knife on a foot…

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like a constipated guy turned his legs into a toilet

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

I would definitely trip. Hahaha clumsy people, unite!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Not sure how to post photos but this might work for anyone who wants to see: https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/08/21/qvhga8kihion1q2q7wtg.jpg?q=65&w=1280

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Firestorm Glow • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Let’s See Who Can Come Up With The Most Gourmet Description Of A Normal Food

Firestorm Glow • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like some purple grapes ate a laxative

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Ah yes, Summor and Foll. Maybe Wintor or Wonter, and Sprong too!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Maybe it’s supposed to be a Mexican Voldemort with hair

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like the lips are out to murder someone… maybe the eye… edit: someone should write a murder mystery about this

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

At least they tried…

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Petition to change fall to foll:

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

No, you can play that way, it’s easier for some people. Edit: sorry my brain wasn’t working I though the problem was that they were playing from the left instead of the right

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

‘Hey honey, what did you win at the clinic?’ ‘Oh I won diabetes, dear!’

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Or maybe dried blood from dropping a knife on a foot…

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like a constipated guy turned his legs into a toilet

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

I would definitely trip. Hahaha clumsy people, unite!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Not sure how to post photos but this might work for anyone who wants to see: https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/08/21/qvhga8kihion1q2q7wtg.jpg?q=65&w=1280

slpeach91 reply

Crop tops. Some of us still want the whole entire shirt damnit!

aSentientShadeOfBlue reply

So Lifelike. Really Captures The Lj Essence

Save Your Money: 45 Dreamy Destinations That Look Nothing Like What The Influencers Told You They Would

Right? These photos could be 2 days apart, and that would be enough to change things.

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like the lips are out to murder someone… maybe the eye… edit: someone should write a murder mystery about this

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Predator horse is looking at u. Ur next buddy

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Looks like some purple grapes ate a laxative

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Ah yes, Summor and Foll. Maybe Wintor or Wonter, and Sprong too!

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Maybe it’s supposed to be a Mexican Voldemort with hair

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

No, you can play that way, it’s easier for some people. Edit: sorry my brain wasn’t working I though the problem was that they were playing from the left instead of the right

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People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

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Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

So Lifelike. Really Captures The Lj Essence

Save Your Money: 45 Dreamy Destinations That Look Nothing Like What The Influencers Told You They Would

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

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Hey Pandas, Let’s See Who Can Come Up With The Most Gourmet Description Of A Normal Food

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Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

Whoever Designed These 50 Things Deserves Jail Time, But Will Have To Settle Being Shamed In This Group Instead (New Pics)

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50 Examples Of "Sigma Males" Shared By This Twitter Account

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People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

People Are Posting Really Expensive Fails And Accidents, Here Are 30 That Hurt To Watch

35 Creepy Facts About The World That You Might Be Better Off Not Knowing

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best