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Mallory m. Brewer

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Mallory m. Brewer

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I’m a lazy panda
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My TikTok is: @mallorythecook_ DreamNotFound shipper
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Mallory m. Brewer • upvoted an item 2 years ago

Entertainment, History

Here Are 14 Conspiracy Theories That I Researched And Some Of Them Turned Out To Be True

Mallory m. Brewer • commented on 9 posts 3 years ago

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Is The Moment When You Realized, ‘My Teacher Is An Idiot?’” And 30 Folks Delivered

para ser justos, es UNO de los idiomas más hablados. El chino mandarín sigue siendo el número uno.

I Bring Everyday Objects To Life With My Smartphone And No Photoshop, Here Are My 35 New Pics

Bish we don’t care about your job and brother!! (yes I know it’s a bot)

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics)

Or a polyamory relationship

Funny And Relatable Everyday Life Comics By This Artist (45 Pics)

Oh, I remember when you told me about that!

Funny And Relatable Everyday Life Comics By This Artist (45 Pics)

No, you honestly can’t

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Mallory m. Brewer • upvoted 30 items 3 years ago

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

Chin diapers all around. Why even bother? I see cops, clerks, pharmacists even.

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

This sounds like the same recycled búllshit we heard in the '70s and '80s about how tv was going to give us square eyes, or that video games would turn us all into psycho murderers. There's no evidence that moderate amounts of time using a touchscreen causes any problems, even in very young age groups.

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

Chin diapers all around. Why even bother? I see cops, clerks, pharmacists even.

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

Funny, Optical Illusions

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

Straight from the Santa convention...

Art

I Created An Account Where Professional Artists Recreate Children’s Monster Drawings Each Week (35 New Pics)

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

Cooking is art, baking is science.

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

And, surprise, they're both wearing their masks wrong.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Is The Moment When You Realized, ‘My Teacher Is An Idiot?’” And 30 Folks Delivered

To be fair, I find Reddit a bit perplexing to use, and to find good posts from. Plus, the Pandas' comments make them funnier!

Funny

People Are Cracking Up At This Story Of A 3 Y.O. Smuggling Her Pet To School In A Sippy Cup

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

Yes, right! Way too mildly. I hope they all step on a lego :D. (that's censored)

30 Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers

This is a semi-serious question. I remember that as a kid, I ate hotdogs with ketchup. Suddenly one day I was using mustard, and the thought of using ketchup was disgusting. I now wonder how many other people did that?

30 Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers

It glorious😔👍🏼

30 Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers

I love these lists - they're even funnier when you don't have or want kids

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

Racist people dont deserve the air they breathe

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

I envision pulling out the fire extinguisher and having a go at him with the foam

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

Idiots. They're idiots.

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

I really dislike racists

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

She’d obviously already had too much caffeine.

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

And I hope they had the bible in the fantasy section

Random-Good-Advice

When a kid shows you a drawing, instead of saying “what is it?” Or guessing, which could upset them, ask them “Can you tell me about it?” The kid will be excited to tell you all about it and they don’t get upset that their nonsensical squiggles weren’t immediately recognized.