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Makenzie McNeal

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Makenzie McNeal • commented on a post 2 days ago

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Well here's one. "Your mama was so ugly your dad went and married a man."

Makenzie McNeal • upvoted 10 items 3 days ago

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Everybody that lives here says the house is haunted. I've been here 274 years now and never noticed anything

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

You just sanitized it from kill boy to killjoy.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Everybody that lives here says the house is haunted. I've been here 274 years now and never noticed anything

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

You just sanitized it from kill boy to killjoy.

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

Oh, Leo. I saw where you fostered and adopted a buttload of kids in need, and now see you were one yourself. You seem from here to be an incredible hero. I hope the rest of your life is amazing! (As I’m positive it’s filled with love, I’m pretty sure that’s gonna happen for you!) 💋

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Double-twist. They're both dead but the Dad is taking him back to the light because it's not his time yet.

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Makenzie McNeal • upvoted 23 items 4 days ago

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

its me and my kids~ {most of them are adopted from abusive homes and orpanage/fosters, so some have no parents or lost them} i always let them know that a Joke is always done with out harm, and if someone is offended by it, don't let them have your jokes because those are not for them {usally cause they read into it too hard when it is .... a JOKE}

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I love the story of the teen who trolled his dads by leaving a '"world's greatest dad" mug around at home and let them fight it out 😂

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I love the story of the teen who trolled his dads by leaving a '"world's greatest dad" mug around at home and let them fight it out 😂

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

Over the years, I have noticed, when people are being interviewed on TV (in particular), how it's only ever the good people that die. I would love to see an interview where one of them says something like you said, OP!

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Are you from Hawaii?

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I know this one, but instead of the scholar it's Trump

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I was a bit confused by the strawberry until I looked closer

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

Uncool, man. These stories are the reason home office is being treated like slacking off. Which you obviously did.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Make sure all the bedding is off the bed when you leave, and leave a good tip for housekeeping.

Only 20% Of People Can Get All The Questions Correct In This Currency Trivia Quiz

I am not a fan of this type of quiz. Please, have all of the questions, one after another, rather than requiring me to click on 'Next' each time.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Don't people know about sunblock/sunscreen, and the danger of tanning?

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I would have moved in to the platform as well and made their time there difficult.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

As a recovering Catholic, I might actually go to this sermon!!!

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

They shouldn't be allowed to sell a seat like this

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What's the difference between Mary Poppins and Ghandi? One is supercalifraglisticexpialidocious and the other is a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-with-extreme-halitosis.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Plot twist: the boy is the man's son, and the dad's walking with him to his school.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Must have been after rain

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Yeah, anyone that does this to me is getting stabbed in the foot with a pencil.

50 Cool And Interesting Facts About The World That May Be New To You

They produce lunar energy at night.

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

Yes. Even though you may not be in love with that person, in most marriages the love disappears in a few years anyways and it is more like an endurance course.

30 Times Objects Seamlessly Merged Into The Background (New Pics)

Kitty is under that ladle!

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

I got a boat. It took a while till the High Street was flooded enough to take, it, but it was worth it. Turns out parking tickets wash right off

50 Cool And Interesting Facts About The World That May Be New To You

She gave him a horrible childhood and loads of mental trauma but he's rich now so that makes it alright. Did I read your post correctly?

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

Now, now. Let's not be judgmental. As long as they're all consenting adults ...

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Makenzie McNeal • commented on 6 posts 4 days ago

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

Now let's see here I've got my shovel, trash bags, a lighter, Oh yeah and my GUN.

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

IN MY DREAMS I HAVE A PLAN IF I GOT ME A WEALTHY MAN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK AT ALL I'D FOOL AROUND AND HAVE BALL

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

Now let's see here I've got my shovel, trash bags, a lighter, Oh yeah and my GUN.

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

IN MY DREAMS I HAVE A PLAN IF I GOT ME A WEALTHY MAN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK AT ALL I'D FOOL AROUND AND HAVE BALL

“We Both Knew What They Did”: Students Deny Using AI, Teacher Finds A Clever Way To Expose Them

Exactly if you ask it to dumb it down, it will. Or write like you're a 17 year old girl.

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

I used to hide my half eaten lunchables under the radiator in my room so I could go and watch Dora. Let's just say hot meat and cheese doesn't smell good.

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

You okay?

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

Hey lets not kink shame anyone now...

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Makenzie McNeal • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Something Your Parents Said To You That Hurt And Still Sticks With You?

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Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Fictional Character? (Closed)

Makenzie McNeal • submitted 5 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Red Flag That Often Gets Overlooked?

Hey Pandas, What's Something About You That Neurotypical People Have Trouble Understanding? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Comfort Character? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something Your Parents Said To You That Hurt And Still Sticks With You?

Makenzie McNeal • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Tips For Coming Out?

Makenzie McNeal • commented on a post 2 days ago

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Well here's one. "Your mama was so ugly your dad went and married a man."

Makenzie McNeal • commented on 6 posts 4 days ago

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

Now let's see here I've got my shovel, trash bags, a lighter, Oh yeah and my GUN.

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

IN MY DREAMS I HAVE A PLAN IF I GOT ME A WEALTHY MAN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK AT ALL I'D FOOL AROUND AND HAVE BALL

“We Both Knew What They Did”: Students Deny Using AI, Teacher Finds A Clever Way To Expose Them

Exactly if you ask it to dumb it down, it will. Or write like you're a 17 year old girl.

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

I used to hide my half eaten lunchables under the radiator in my room so I could go and watch Dora. Let's just say hot meat and cheese doesn't smell good.

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

You okay?

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

Hey lets not kink shame anyone now...

Makenzie McNeal • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

People Confess 35 Things They Did, Believing They Were Normal (They’re Not)

This really isn't normal?

Kids Completely Wreck Aunt’s Apartment, Mom Gets Defensive When She Loses Her Free Babysitter

Oh I should lighten up? Hah no, but you do. *throws lamp at them*

30 People Reveal Deathbed Confessions They’ve Heard That They Can’t Forget

Clearly it tempted the man! It must be of Satan! /s

"Hard To Believe That's An Accident": Toy Company's Adult Website Address Blunder Goes Viral

I love how most of us decided to keep it as a collectors item. lol

Makenzie McNeal • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Posts That Might Instantly Transport Millennials Back To Childhood

It's so vibrant! BRING IT BACK, MY POOR LITTLE SOUL CAN'T HANDLE THIS GREY MOOD WE HAVE.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

What if and hear me out on this you go around the house with food you bought and throw it in through a window. Technically if the food was never in the kitchen it never left the kitchen.

Makenzie McNeal • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Times Scare Actors Couldn’t Continue Acting And Had To Break Character

Yeah not to mention some times teens work as scare actors so she really could of got in some big trouble.

35 Times Reality Took A Dark, Hilarious Twist, Only To Be Encapsulated In Bizarre Pics

Thank God the fork was already broke.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Remember some people can be taken without their knowledge during sleep therefore the possibility of them truly believing they are still a virgin can happen.

Marvel At Engineering Feats With 50 Photos From The ‘Golden Age Of Travel’ Group

They mean a seat belt to hold the seat in place.

40 People Share What Their Therapists Said That Opened Their Eyes

Oh my, I'm so happy for you, I've been seeing you around here since last year.

40 People Share What Their Therapists Said That Opened Their Eyes

There's a song that says, "Blood runs thicker than water, Blood runs thicker than water, Blood runs thicker than water, but both feel the same when your eyes are closed."

35 Disturbing Facts People Didn’t Ask To Know

Yeah I feel you on this I wanted to puke looking at my pictures it was horrible.

Makenzie McNeal • upvoted 11 items 2 days ago

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Everybody that lives here says the house is haunted. I've been here 274 years now and never noticed anything

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What's the difference between Mary Poppins and Ghandi? One is supercalifraglisticexpialidocious and the other is a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-with-extreme-halitosis.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

As a recovering Catholic, I might actually go to this sermon!!!

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I know this one, but instead of the scholar it's Trump

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Double-twist. They're both dead but the Dad is taking him back to the light because it's not his time yet.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

You just sanitized it from kill boy to killjoy.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Plot twist: the boy is the man's son, and the dad's walking with him to his school.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I love the story of the teen who trolled his dads by leaving a '"world's greatest dad" mug around at home and let them fight it out 😂

Only 20% Of People Can Get All The Questions Correct In This Currency Trivia Quiz

I am not a fan of this type of quiz. Please, have all of the questions, one after another, rather than requiring me to click on 'Next' each time.

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

Uncool, man. These stories are the reason home office is being treated like slacking off. Which you obviously did.

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

Makenzie McNeal • upvoted 9 items 3 days ago

“Most Awkward 20 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Hilariously Awkward Moments In Serious Situations

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I would have moved in to the platform as well and made their time there difficult.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

i don't even see it

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

When a train comes in (or out) it causes quite strong gusts. It really *is* an underground series of tunnels, rather than the slightly under sometimes NY subway.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I can see my mother once again telling me she never loved me.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Make sure all the bedding is off the bed when you leave, and leave a good tip for housekeeping.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Don't people know about sunblock/sunscreen, and the danger of tanning?

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

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