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alex but festive

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alex but festive

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alex but festive • upvoted an item 2 years ago

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My Sister And I Started A Rescue Shelter And Rescued Over 200 Cats In 3 Years (12 Pics)

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alex but festive • commented on 15 posts 3 years ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet (New Pics)

believe in “transgenders”?? damn.. ok guess i’m a sandwich then

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

yeah, right. we just get cold and clouds

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet (New Pics)

believe in “transgenders”?? damn.. ok guess i’m a sandwich then

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

yeah, right. we just get cold and clouds

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

friendly?? FRIENDLY??

If You’re Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Pics Might Lift You Up

looks amazing! what kind of psychopaths don’t let you have a notebook though?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

gasp, another remington leith stan, hello

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

drink ice cofy, panick attac

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

*realizes i haven’t checked on my village in months*

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

sorry to be that guy... but you’re :) just trying to spread good grammar, friend

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

alt subcultures gang

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

european moms be like

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

perhaps the adhd mood

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

yeah i can confirm the “poetry” i attempt to write is very wannabe emo poet

10 Pics That Show The Reality Of COVID-19 At Hospitals, Captured By This Photographer

if you stay inside as much as possible, you most likely will not. :)

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Cringe At Them Today

yep

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020? (Closed)

new year’s eve! me too. i was with my friends and we were just goofing off. :)

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alex but festive • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

Drinking 2500 cans of VB is way more ridiculous than making a Christmas tree out of them.

This Strong Dude, Ezra, Survived A Cardiac Arrest

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

Drinking 2500 cans of VB is way more ridiculous than making a Christmas tree out of them.

This Strong Dude, Ezra, Survived A Cardiac Arrest

2020 Ain’t All Bad! I Asked This Handsome Fellow On The Right To Marry Me And He Said Yes

Just Finished My Chemotherapy Treatment And All That's Left Is Steroids And Radiotherapy And Then I'm Cancer Free

We Got Married This Weekend

Colorado Man Reunited With His Donkey, Ennis, After Fire Swept Through His Town

Hello World, I'm 15 Minutes Old

A Kind Stranger Drove Two Hours And Used His Drone To Recover Meadow, Who Was Lost In The Woods For 10 Days

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

It's Remi

Hey Pandas, How Are You, Honestly? (Closed)

Which is the only hope for me to not be depressed af but hey it’s ok

Hey Pandas, How Are You, Honestly?

i have anxiety and adhd and i stutter when i speak and i hate my life and i miss my friends and i don't want to die but i don't want this life that i have and i feel so guilty because my boyfriend has so much more to deal with and i feel like i just make people sad and finals are this week and the week after break and i'm a freshman in high school and i don't know what to do because i'm so stressed and anxious and scared that i physically can't eat and me not eating makes me so anxious and i know people are going to say "just force something down." i can't. it's like my throat closes up and i can't speak or eat or breathe i'm so tired and stressed thank you so much if you read this whole thing. i just really needed to vent

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

I like dis

Everyday-Life-Comics-Lifeofjolie-Comic

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020?

November something idk. But im not allowed to have snapchat and my cousin added my crush lets call him Alan so my cousin tells Alan I like him so im now mad AF but when me and Alan went to school we have all classes together and are friends he gave me his number and now we are closer than ever and bestest friends!

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020?

Seeing my relatives

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020?

It will be after December 26th. Why you guys might be asking, it is because on the 21st I will be having heart surgery and that will probably be when I am aloud to leave the hospital. Please make this number one.

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020?

My favorite memory was thanksgiving because me and my family we're able to go to our great grandparents house (with masks on most of the time) and eat thanksgiving dinner with them.

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020?

Going to a haunted house with my best friend

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32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

For me I still loved to do it XD I liked to do tricks and stuff...

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alex but festive • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Are You, Honestly? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

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What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020? (Closed)

alex but festive • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

What's Your Favorite Memory From 2020? (Closed)

alex but festive • submitted 6 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Are You, Honestly? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Holiday Tradition? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Christmas Tree With Us (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Coming Out Story? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Most Played Song On Spotify? (Closed)

alex but festive • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet (New Pics)

believe in “transgenders”?? damn.. ok guess i’m a sandwich then

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

yeah, right. we just get cold and clouds

For Anyone Wondering What Christmas In Australia Is Really Like, These 30 Tweets Should Give You An Idea

friendly?? FRIENDLY??

If You’re Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Pics Might Lift You Up

looks amazing! what kind of psychopaths don’t let you have a notebook though?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

gasp, another remington leith stan, hello

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

drink ice cofy, panick attac

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

*realizes i haven’t checked on my village in months*

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

sorry to be that guy... but you’re :) just trying to spread good grammar, friend

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

alt subcultures gang

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

european moms be like

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

perhaps the adhd mood

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

yeah i can confirm the “poetry” i attempt to write is very wannabe emo poet

10 Pics That Show The Reality Of COVID-19 At Hospitals, Captured By This Photographer

if you stay inside as much as possible, you most likely will not. :)

World Cow: Our 30 Pictures That Promote Positivity And Love All Around The World

i'm in europe, sadly, but thanks

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

no, they mean English, only americans call us british

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

what?? you do not have ocd. ocd cannot be 'triggered'. please tell me you were kidding.

alex but festive • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

30 Two-Sentence Horror Stories To Send Shivers Down Your Spine (New Posts)

... --- ... That is SOS by the way. Dot dot dot, line line line, dot dot dot. For blinking, blink quickly for dot and slowly for line.