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Danny
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Don't Have Someone With Whom I Can Celebrate So I Thought To Celebrate With My Online Homies, Guys I Am One Year Sober
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I wear hearing aids, and a girl in my high school math class used to make fun of me. I had not said two words to her and gave her no reason to do it, she was just being evil. I recording her mocking my hearing loss on my phone and played it for her parents. They took the new car they just bought her back to the dealership.
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I found out my then boyfriend was cheating on me. And he threw my dog across the room when we were discussing what he had done. I moved out immediately. More for hurting my dog than anything. So as I was moving out I took his entire porn collection and microwaved them one by one. It only takes 3 second each. Took me about an hour to go thru them all. I put them back in the case, then back where they belonged. Not sure if the microwave was still usable, did not really care. He was also a manager at a restaurant and would bring home tons of food. They had really nice coolers that the food came in so I called the GM and explained I had moved out and that I wanted to return the boxes. He lost his job. Then I was getting collection calls for him. Gave him the new girls work and personal number so they could find him. Dont mess with my dogs.
Hey Pandas, What's The Most Uncomfortable Thing A Family Member Has Said To You At A Family Gathering?
My grandmother when I was maybe 11: "Oh you've gained weight again, and why are you still dressed like a boy"? After that she forced me to try on my great grandmother's moldy fur coat and asked me why I didn't like boys... Ah family, great memories.
Saw That Every Time I Watered The Plants There Were Bees Drinking From The Ground So I Made A Bee Bath Out Of A Bowl And Rocks
Hey Pandas, What Song Best Describes You Right Now?
For me, at the moment, it's "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" by My Chemical Romance
Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
Knowing that someone liked one of my poems so much that it's going to get published
Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
Reading.It soothes my head from all distractions and builds my confidence.Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
When I do something that seems easy to me, but then someone else struggles with it a lot and asks me for help. Instead of me thinking they're not smart, it makes me feel like I am smart. Also when a teacher asks me specifically to do something that requires trust or brains (like "hey could you help (name) out with this math problem?" or "could you bring this 20 dollar bill to class (number)?"Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
Eating a snack while lying on my bed, listening to music and reading funny things here on BP 😃Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
This one is weirder than most but i when i look at my eyelashes.Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
An honest "Thank You" from another person. Makes me believe in myself.Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
Walking. I'm 5'3", most people have no clue I'm that short because I stand back from people to not get a crick in my neck. Half the women in my fam are shorter than I am the rest tower over me so I'm in a weird place. The majority of my family is taller than me. To top that off I have shorter legs. Even petite pants are long on me. It's not comical most people just don't realize how long my torso is in comparison to my legs and arms because I usually wear high waisted pants. I also have had damage to both legs and knee issues due to the accident that damaged my legs. I speed walk everywhere like I'm on some mission. I do not stroll. I cannot saunter. I speed walk and slowing down messes with me because I've always had to be motor legs to keep up with people. I don't know if it's because I always look like I'm off on a quest, but striding around boots my confidence. Especially since I'm overweight, I'm a size 18. People who haven't seen me walk or run just get this shocked look on their face when I pass them walking. I also have a lot of endurance. I can keep the speed walk up as long as I have too.Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
Hitting the punching bag. A single three minute round makes all the bad feelings go away.Hey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
Putting on a costume (whether it be a cosplay, Halloween costume, costume party or fursuit) and becoming a whole new character/person. Even when it's a 'humanoid' costume and everyone I know knows it's me. I have social anxiety but for some reason this helps a lot, even though I barely get to dress up :')Show All 25 Upvotes
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Saw That Every Time I Watered The Plants There Were Bees Drinking From The Ground So I Made A Bee Bath Out Of A Bowl And Rocks
Don't Have Someone With Whom I Can Celebrate So I Thought To Celebrate With My Online Homies, Guys I Am One Year Sober
People-Share-Petty-Revenge-Stories
I found out my then boyfriend was cheating on me. And he threw my dog across the room when we were discussing what he had done. I moved out immediately. More for hurting my dog than anything. So as I was moving out I took his entire porn collection and microwaved them one by one. It only takes 3 second each. Took me about an hour to go thru them all. I put them back in the case, then back where they belonged. Not sure if the microwave was still usable, did not really care. He was also a manager at a restaurant and would bring home tons of food. They had really nice coolers that the food came in so I called the GM and explained I had moved out and that I wanted to return the boxes. He lost his job. Then I was getting collection calls for him. Gave him the new girls work and personal number so they could find him. Dont mess with my dogs.People-Share-Petty-Revenge-Stories
I wear hearing aids, and a girl in my high school math class used to make fun of me. I had not said two words to her and gave her no reason to do it, she was just being evil. I recording her mocking my hearing loss on my phone and played it for her parents. They took the new car they just bought her back to the dealership.Hey Pandas, What's The Most Uncomfortable Thing A Family Member Has Said To You At A Family Gathering?
My grandmother when I was maybe 11: "Oh you've gained weight again, and why are you still dressed like a boy"? After that she forced me to try on my great grandmother's moldy fur coat and asked me why I didn't like boys... Ah family, great memories.Hey Pandas, What Song Best Describes You Right Now?
For me, at the moment, it's "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" by My Chemical RomanceHey Pandas, What's Something Random That Gives You Confidence?
When I do something that seems easy to me, but then someone else struggles with it a lot and asks me for help. Instead of me thinking they're not smart, it makes me feel like I am smart. Also when a teacher asks me specifically to do something that requires trust or brains (like "hey could you help (name) out with this math problem?" or "could you bring this 20 dollar bill to class (number)?"This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
