Singing Christmas carols with my father. He is 86 and in the early stages of dementia, so I am going to keep doing for as many Christmas as I can. Seize the day, people...

Maybe the gentleman who had an extremely embarrasing swelling (through no fault of his own) Basically, we needed a jock strap to support the problem, but couldn't find anything big enough, so had to use triangular bandages.

Years ago when I was a nurse, a very elderly lady was an in patient for some problem (I’ve forgotten what). She had a lovely family, quite big, daughters, sons, grandkids etc.
She was a sweet lady but whenever she was alone with a female nurse she would grab their breasts and squeeze them and make burbling noise like when you tickle a baby.