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Shadow the Eevee

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Shadow the Eevee • upvoted 33 items 2 years ago

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

*squeaks and uses Heal Pulse to help*

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

AHHHHH no don’t think that, it hurts my brain

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

*squeaks and uses Heal Pulse to help*

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

AHHHHH no don’t think that, it hurts my brain

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Looks like a pokemon

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

maybe it contains humans?

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

...imagine if they tried to take off a lego piece with their fingers.

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Hello fellow anxiety-induced nail biter. Glad to know I'm not alone.

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

I love pillbugs (isopods) so I think these are kind of cute XD

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Is... that... an Arabic ghost?

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

As a lifelong til-they-bleed nail-biter (tl;dr a form of self-harm resulting from anxiety, I have tried everything to break the habit) I can tell you that it is really hard to pick one's nose or scratch an itch satisfactorily without nails :(

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Contains the common cold

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

Holy c**p! Red lightning is real? My sister and I saw it one night coming home from our night shift job, we'd had mild carbon monoxide poisoning and thought we imagined it!

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

I was raised by a mother who abused both my dad and me - physically, mentally, emotionally, and verbally. I'm adopted and she basically only adopted me to be a sibling to my parents' bio child. When I didn't turn out to be a "perfect little girl" (around age 5), the beatings started. She even used knives on my dad and I occasionally. She even threatened me with a gun once when I was 7. I'm 40 now and I still go into "shutdown" mode whenever anyone yells at me (or around me). My mom is 79 and my sister tells me I'll "regret" not spending time with her once she's dead. Yeah, nope. My sister never even got hit or screamed at. She's the golden (biological) child.

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Shadow the Eevee • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

*squeaks and uses Heal Pulse to help*

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

|LIKE MAYBE|

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

*squeaks and uses Heal Pulse to help*

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

|LIKE MAYBE|

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

That was SAVAGE, Lakota Wolf!

Hey Pandas, What Was The Last Straw That Caused You To Block Someone?

Ftr Im 12 and autistic!!!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

That is one of the rarest things in the world! UR SO LUCKY!!!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

Lucky!!!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

Ball lightning fizzles out with a huge BOOM!

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Shadow the Eevee • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Shadow the Eevee • submitted 9 list additions 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Deep-Sea Creature? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Law Ever Proposed By A Politician? (Closed)

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Shadow the Eevee • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

*squeaks and uses Heal Pulse to help*

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

|LIKE MAYBE|

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

That was SAVAGE, Lakota Wolf!

Hey Pandas, What Was The Last Straw That Caused You To Block Someone?

Ftr Im 12 and autistic!!!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

That is one of the rarest things in the world! UR SO LUCKY!!!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

Lucky!!!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

Ball lightning fizzles out with a huge BOOM!

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Lava

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Im meh about spiders i hate the deadly ones but if i find lik a daddy longlegs im lik: "U go ur way, ill go mine."

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

*Pulls out Overkill glove* *slaps* BOOM!!! #SlapBattles

This Online Group Celebrates Kittens That Are 'Illegally Smol' And Here Are 50 Of The Most Adorable Ones (New Pics)

Fireheart!

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun

Block and roll!

Twitter Can’t Get Enough Of This Page Dedicated To ‘Chaotic Cat Pictures’, Here Are 35 Of Their Best Posts

Anyone else thinking of Slenderman, Bendy, or Reaper lvl 10 or Killstreak lvl 250 from Slap Battles?

Twitter Can’t Get Enough Of This Page Dedicated To ‘Chaotic Cat Pictures’, Here Are 35 Of Their Best Posts

SSSMMMOOOLLL!!!

29 Of The Weirdest And Wildest Things Seen By Food Delivery Drivers On The Job

Puppies can lift even the darkest spirits.

Pumpkin Farm Kicks Out Karen Who Brought A Snake To Its Territory, She Threatens To Go To The Press, Gets Shut Down By The Owner

Snakes are able to get into almost any hole and if it was a good-sized snake, it could implode (Not many people know this word so I'm clarifying, it's an explosion inwards) a pumpkin or swallow one whole.

Pumpkin Farm Kicks Out Karen Who Brought A Snake To Its Territory, She Threatens To Go To The Press, Gets Shut Down By The Owner

Snek is cute

50 Times People Ruined Their Cars With Dumb Mods, As Shared On This Online Page

Riptide or Journey Starts Today

50 Times People Ruined Their Cars With Dumb Mods, As Shared On This Online Page

Fart Car!

50 Times People Ruined Their Cars With Dumb Mods, As Shared On This Online Page

This is cool!

Shadow the Eevee • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

I love pillbugs (isopods) so I think these are kind of cute XD

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

AHHHHH no don’t think that, it hurts my brain

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

...imagine if they tried to take off a lego piece with their fingers.

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Hello fellow anxiety-induced nail biter. Glad to know I'm not alone.

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Is... that... an Arabic ghost?

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Contains the common cold

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

maybe it contains humans?

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Looks like a pokemon

30 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share

wow

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

*squeaks and uses Heal Pulse to help*

“Yep, Those Are Bad Parents”: 30 Signs Of Bad Parenting, According To Members Of This Online Group

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

Holy c**p! Red lightning is real? My sister and I saw it one night coming home from our night shift job, we'd had mild carbon monoxide poisoning and thought we imagined it!

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Got To Witness

That is one of the rarest things in the world! UR SO LUCKY!!!

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower... (I got to see Bowling for Soup in concert and was THRILLED when they performed this!! LOL!)

40 Times People Spotted Food In Places It Shouldn't Be And Just Had To Share Pics In This Online Group

Stan Pines?

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

|LIKE MAYBE|

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

🎶…And the annual problem of our generation is finding a good way to spend iiiit…🎶

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

🎶…And school come along just to end it…🎶

50 Hilarious Pics Of Brits Living Their Life, As Shared On This Facebook Page

🎶There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation...🎶

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